anyone got any weird injuries?

[euphoriakisses]

Re: anyone got any weird injuries?

I fell head first down a 6 foot hole (all cement) and it left my legs paralyzed for a few days.
This happened when I was 8 or 9 and I used to have long pocahontas hair, like down to my butt. The only thing that saved me from not dying was the fact that I had my hair toppled on the top of my head in a bun. Hard to believe, that's just what the doctor said.

[nois-or-e]

Re: anyone got any weird injuries?

The amount of times that I have severely injured or have nearly (aka 'probably should've') died while doing a large number of retarded things in my childhood/teenage years is staggering. I'd rather not go over each instance where I've scrapped by deaths door for another turn ;D

I know what EK is talking about btw. I had my forehead go through a cars windscreen due to a tree-related sudden stop and a seatbelt snapping. Only thing that stopped large chunks of glass going into my skull was my 90 dreadlocks that flipped over my face as I was whipped when the seatbelt caught me (right before it snapped and released 100kmph Jae into stationary windscreen)

[MrMagic5239]

Re: anyone got any weird injuries?

I had a tick on my taint (no joke) does that count for anything? lol

[euphoriakisses]

Re: anyone got any weird injuries?

I had a tick on my taint (no joke) does that count for anything? lol

That's gross... lol

[MrMagic5239]

Re: anyone got any weird injuries?

Thats what happens when you disc golf in the woods

[Senip]

Re: anyone got any weird injuries?

Bursitis and other inflammatory issues can be helped by taking joint medication and fish oil.

One of my hips was higher than the other because I pull weight funny, and it twisted my spine and was causing some pretty severe back pain.

Got it fixed and now I'm relearning how to do everything so I don't do that shit again.

My shoulders pop a lot because a senior when I was a freshman in HS thought it'd be funny to "see how flexible I was" while wrestling and dislocated my shoulder. For some reason, both shoulders do it now, it used to be just the one.

[~Zeta~]

Re: anyone got any weird injuries?

I have a weak knee from bowling. pro.

[MarukuAntoni]

Re: anyone got any weird injuries?

When I was 10, while sliding down a pole, the skin on my scrotum got in between my thigh and the pole and it got pinched/friction burned.

[foilman8805]

Re: anyone got any weird injuries?

partial tear of my rotator cuff from taking a nap on my desk at work lmao. slept on my shoulder wrong for about 45 minutes and woke up from intense pain. it has slowly been getting better over the last couple months. for awhile, it was painful to lift my arm over my head or pick anything moderately heavy up with that arm. certain body/shoulder movements would also catch me by surprise and make me grimace or grunt from pain.

[Xx DarkLink xX]

Re: anyone got any weird injuries?

Fell 7 ft. off my back porch onto concrete stairs when I was in 2nd grade.

Broke my arm and busted my head. 3 towels full of blood and 7 staples.

[Jousway]

Re: anyone got any weird injuries?

I was riding my bike, and a lady was riding her bike from the other direction, on a collusion course with me, we tried to dodge eachother twice but we both went twice in the same direction, so we collided and I broke my collar bone roflmao.

I was in ****ing pain but my fam was to busy laughing at me.