Choofer's Hella Energy Drink Thread

[Gravity Kitten]

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smooth and solid review
i like it ~~
rating for 4loko and do bawls asap ty ty ty

[igotrhythm]

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Blaugh. Monster and 5-hour both tasted nasty to me. (In retrospect, I really should have questioned in detail why they were giving away entire 16-oz cans...). Red Bull and Vault are both amazing, though I can't really tell if it's the sugar or the caffeine that's picking me up. :/

[who_cares973]

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all of the flavors suck except for lemonade, which is bearable
four loko has the unique ability to become better tasting the more you drink it

this is not true lmao. after two 4lokos they still tasted like shit to me

[00Razor00]

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if they sell Relentless over there, pick one up and review it. they're really good.

[Evascythe]

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Monster Khaos is tasty but it has no effect on me. Red Bull does nothing either. I AM IMMUNE.

[Strum]

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Red Venom
Ironically enough this taste exactly like regular Monster, at least to me it does. Crash isn't too bad either, I drink like two of these a day and I feel fine. I've never had any other flavor besides red so idrk how the other ones taste. There's a purple one and I think an orange one.

Taste: 9/10
Buzz: 7/10
Crash: 1/10
Overall: 9/10

Full Throttle
adfjadfkjashdfkjsadhf holy shit this stuff is amazing. Like every flavor is ****ing good. I'd put this in the same line as Venom with low crash and good flavor.

Taste: 10/10
Buzz: 5/10
Crash: 3/10
Overall: 10/10

Rip It
Decent at best. They have like 1 decent flavor which is the red one. Everything else taste like shit and they even have diet flavors (how do you even do that? lmao). It taste really cheap to sum it up nicely. Crash is decent. You feel weird after you drink one.

Taste: 4/10
Buzz: 7/10
Crash: 6/10
Overall: 5/10

Max-E Rush
Ok this stuff taste pretty good, but it's strong as ****. It makes you crash hard as hell too if you have like 2-3. I'd recommend one as long as you drink energy drinks regularly.

Taste: 8/10
Buzz: 10/10
Crash: 9/10
Overall: 8/10

[00Razor00]

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Rip It
Taste: 4/10
Buzz: 7/10
Crash: 6/10
Overall: 5/10

lol they sell these at Big Lots for $.75 and i see why


they taste and make you feel like shit

[Choofers]

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fuc full throttle, I totally forgot about that lol.

Rip It is the token Dollar Store Energy Drink, so it's not gonna be very good.

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

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Here's waiting for a review of Brawndo

[kmay]

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they sold the bawls at the arcade by me for a while. it was amazing. omg.

[justin_ator]

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Picked up a red Venom, I'll review it a little later. I've got a shitload I can review right now lmao, I might just do a review dump for anyone interested. I'll do one quick one:

this shit...lmao... I joked about renaming it Puka
Taste: 1/10 tasted like the metal can it was in, gets one point because I could at least determine the flavor
Buzz: 1/10 didn't do shit for me
Crash: N/A
Overall: 1/10

The non-zero calorie one might be better, but I'm not really in the mood to risk that lmao.

[Choofers]

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Go for it hehe, it'd be cool to see how reviews contrast.

[justin_ator]

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This is what my review post will contain when I finish.

Monster
-Energy (original, green)
-Assault (red)
-Khaos (orange)
-M-80 (yellow)
-Absolutely Zero (special blue-ish)
-Lo-Carb (blue)
-UberMonster (brew)
-Mixxd (purple)
-Import (special green)
-(Can review the coffee ones if people want)
-Super Dry (extra strength green)
-Black Ice (extra strength blue)

Amp
-Red
-Blue
-Green
-Yellow

Nos
-Original, blue/orange can

Venom
-Red
-Orange
-Yellow

Dutch Brother's - Rebel (blue can, maybe only local idk)

[midnghtraver]

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Bawls is the best energy drink in all of the world.

[justin_ator]

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If I ever see bawls, I'll get some to try it but I haven't found it locally yet. And cbr, so do I, they're all sittin here on the counter in front of me (:

Contribute, it's interesting seeing people's differing opinions.