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  • evilbutterfly
    FFR Player
    • Apr 2003
    • 5784
    #1

    Weirdest SNES game

    So I see all these "lol favorite SNES game" threads and such and I see the same responses of ya know, every 1st party SNES game. Well I was playing EVO (a weird ****ing game for SNES) and I figured I should make a thread asking you guys what you think is the weirdest SNES game, because I'd like to play the weirdest of them to see if anything is weirder than EVO.

    Btw, if you haven't played EVO, it's friggin hilarious and cool. It's basically like Spore, but just really old and filled with the most hilariously dumb story ever. This naked-but-covered-by-her-hair lady named Gaia talks to you and I swear every bit of text in the game makes me laugh a little bit because of how ridiculous it all is.
    So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

    In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

    So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
    And I write the blog for their website.

    Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O
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    • MalReynolds
      CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
      • Sep 2003
      • 6571
      #2
      Re: Weirdest SNES game

      EVO was a really fantastic game, though. Terrific to play through.

      Lemme think... Captain Novalin! In it, you were a diabetic super hero that had to avoid large donuts with crazy eyes and hamburgers and stuff and pick up carrots, and then in between levels, you had to answer questions about diabetes and do a syringe mini-game where you measure out your insuline. It was weird as crap.
      "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

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      My new novel:

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      Now in Paperback!

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        • FRANKKK
          FFR Player
          • Oct 2006
          • 1802
          #3
          Re: Weirdest SNES game

          Originally posted by MalReynolds
          Lemme think... Captain Novalin! In it, you were a diabetic super hero that had to avoid large donuts with crazy eyes and hamburgers and stuff and pick up carrots, and then in between levels, you had to answer questions about diabetes and do a syringe mini-game where you measure out your insuline. It was weird as crap.
          Haha ive never played that, it sounds really weird.



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            • Vishnal
              FFR Player
              • Jan 2007
              • 419
              #4
              Re: Weirdest SNES game

              Super 3-D Noah's Ark.

              You play as Noah in a blatant rip-off of Wolfenstein 3-D.

              Your weapon is a slingshot of fruit that puts the animals to sleep.

              You mostly fight against sheep and goats. For some reason they want to kill Noah.

              And the cartridge? You have to put a REAL SNES game on top of the Noah's Ark cartridge just to make it work.
              AAAs: 56


              Originally posted by Brilliant Dynamite Neon
              Tass: This better not be a token for convention attenders only or else I will hunt you down and shove a rake up your ass.
              Originally posted by Doug31, about Colt.45
              This is the site where people lie about their scores, not about their gender. You'd be thinking of MySpace.

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                • MalReynolds
                  CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 6571
                  #5
                  Re: Weirdest SNES game

                  Yeah. Nintendo had a chip in their games that made them play on the SNES because they were tired of people making unauthorized games... Like the rest of the NES bible games.
                  "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

                  "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


                  My new novel:

                  Maledictions: The Offering.

                  Now in Paperback!

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                    • Hawbs
                      FFR Player
                      • Dec 2006
                      • 137
                      #6
                      Re: Weirdest SNES game

                      Boogerman

                      I LOVED that game.



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                        • Vishnal
                          FFR Player
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 419
                          #7
                          Re: Weirdest SNES game

                          Originally posted by MalReynolds
                          Yeah. Nintendo had a chip in their games that made them play on the SNES because they were tired of people making unauthorized games... Like the rest of the NES bible games.
                          I'm guessing you saw that "Angry Nintendo Nerd" special.

                          Bible Buffet. Rofl.

                          Other than that? Maybe Home Improvement.
                          AAAs: 56


                          Originally posted by Brilliant Dynamite Neon
                          Tass: This better not be a token for convention attenders only or else I will hunt you down and shove a rake up your ass.
                          Originally posted by Doug31, about Colt.45
                          This is the site where people lie about their scores, not about their gender. You'd be thinking of MySpace.

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                            • MalReynolds
                              CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 6571
                              #8
                              Re: Weirdest SNES game

                              I actually owned Super Noahs Ark or whatever it was called.
                              "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

                              "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


                              My new novel:

                              Maledictions: The Offering.

                              Now in Paperback!

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                                • evilbutterfly
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 5784
                                  #9
                                  Re: Weirdest SNES game

                                  I played it before I saw that Angry Nerd thing about it. Only on an emulator, though. Pretty hilarious.

                                  I'll have to check out this diabeetus game, though. I love the REALLY BAD attempts at edutainment. XD
                                  So I've gone completely slack-ass and haven't done any work on creating games. =(

                                  In less-depressing news, I got a job for an online business (which sells non-electronic games, of all things!) which has taught me a lot about marketing online and all that jazz.

                                  So now I'm on Twitter @NoahWright.
                                  And I write the blog for their website.

                                  Plus I do cool programming in-house that you'll never see. =O

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                                    • Vishnal
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Jan 2007
                                      • 419
                                      #10
                                      Re: Weirdest SNES game

                                      Originally posted by MalReynolds
                                      EVO was a really fantastic game, though. Terrific to play through.

                                      Lemme think... Captain Novalin! In it, you were a diabetic super hero that had to avoid large donuts with crazy eyes and hamburgers and stuff and pick up carrots, and then in between levels, you had to answer questions about diabetes and do a syringe mini-game where you measure out your insuline. It was weird as crap.
                                      Captain Novalin!? WTF... if it was about diabetes, shouldn't his name have been Captain Insulin?
                                      AAAs: 56


                                      Originally posted by Brilliant Dynamite Neon
                                      Tass: This better not be a token for convention attenders only or else I will hunt you down and shove a rake up your ass.
                                      Originally posted by Doug31, about Colt.45
                                      This is the site where people lie about their scores, not about their gender. You'd be thinking of MySpace.

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                                        • meno_rocks123
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 2324
                                          #11
                                          Re: Weirdest SNES game

                                          bible games

                                          Edit: ninja'd

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                                            • goat6707
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Jul 2006
                                              • 114
                                              #12
                                              Re: Weirdest SNES game

                                              EVO was fun, it was like an RPG and stuff.. you eat smaller animals to gain lvls and you evolve with time. pretty fun

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                                                • MalReynolds
                                                  CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                  • 6571
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Weirdest SNES game

                                                  Originally posted by Vishnal
                                                  Captain Novalin!? WTF... if it was about diabetes, shouldn't his name have been Captain Insulin?
                                                  Captain Novolin - Wikipedia
                                                  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Novolin


                                                  Originally posted by The Article
                                                  Captain Novolin is a Super Nintendo game starring the eponymous superhero who has diabetes.

                                                  Captain Novolin is the only one who can stop the alien Blubberman and rescue the mayor. He rides a speedboat and needs to avoid the alien invaders who have turned themselves into junk food while eating healthy meals to keep his blood glucose within a safe zone. Players earn bonus points by correctly answering multiple choice questions about diabetes (the correct answers of which are given at the beginning of levels).

                                                  It is widely regarded as one of the oddest and worst video games ever made.[1] Novolin doesn't have any apparent means of attack (he can stomp enemies by pressing down when he jumps, but this isn't immediately obvious), and the player will find difficulty in avoiding many the enemies. In some cases, it is impossible to avoid enemies without taking damage.
                                                  Originally posted by www.kmle.com
                                                  A trademark for a drug preparation of insulin.
                                                  That was the definition of Novolin.

                                                  It kind of adds up... A little.

                                                  The game still is weird as hell.
                                                  "A new take on the epic fantasy genre... Darkly comic, relatable characters... twisted storyline."

                                                  "Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor


                                                  My new novel:

                                                  Maledictions: The Offering.

                                                  Now in Paperback!

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