Re: My Oblivion CD died....
"Hm, I think I'll wander out and kill a rat. Ah, there's one. Why the **** can't I hit it? It's right at my feet, nibbling away! Ah, finally, I got one hit in for three damage. Time for sixty more swings until my next hit. Oh, ****, it's about to kill me. I should go back to town. Oh, but I can't run there because I get fatigued, so I have to walk for a half hour.
"Hm. I think I'll travel to the next town to make some money. Better stock up on four thousand arrows, though; they can actually do some damage if I ever hit. Okay, there's the local police, an Ordinator. Now, I'll just jump into this elevated plant pot where he can't get to me. Now, shoot him once. Oh, he's pissed, but he can't hit me! Now, shoot him three hundred more times [that number isn't an exaggeration], and he's dead! Okay, pick up all his stuff, first. Then go around the corner, drop it, pay of my minor fine for killing a law enforcement officer, then go grab my loot and head back home to sell it.
"Okay, I'm here. Now, I'll go to my local merchant and sell off all this nice armor. What? You can only give me so much money at a time? So I have to leave the store and come back, selling each thing off individually, buying enough stuff to cover the gap between what it's worth and what you can pay me, and then doing it again for another piece? **** you, old man.
"Well, this town bores me. I think I'll slaughter everyone in it just to make this game interesting. Okay, that was easy. Well, I can't do this in the next town because there's too much police. That's okay, though, I've got a story-progressing person in my house.
"Hey, dude, I'd like a quest."
"Okay, first you-- HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I wanted to lay down in my bed, but the target changed too quickly on me and I accidentally picked some of your things up. An honest mistake, sorry."
"DIE!!"
"What the hell! Just what the hell! I'm outta here! Okay, I've left. Maybe he's cooled down."
"DIE!!"
"Well, ****, it's either kill or be killed. Hey, zombie, come help me."
'Ugh..."
"Okay, he's dead. I still want that quest, though... Maybe if I poke his corpse... No? Well, I'm screwed."
--Guido
"Hm, I think I'll wander out and kill a rat. Ah, there's one. Why the **** can't I hit it? It's right at my feet, nibbling away! Ah, finally, I got one hit in for three damage. Time for sixty more swings until my next hit. Oh, ****, it's about to kill me. I should go back to town. Oh, but I can't run there because I get fatigued, so I have to walk for a half hour.
"Hm. I think I'll travel to the next town to make some money. Better stock up on four thousand arrows, though; they can actually do some damage if I ever hit. Okay, there's the local police, an Ordinator. Now, I'll just jump into this elevated plant pot where he can't get to me. Now, shoot him once. Oh, he's pissed, but he can't hit me! Now, shoot him three hundred more times [that number isn't an exaggeration], and he's dead! Okay, pick up all his stuff, first. Then go around the corner, drop it, pay of my minor fine for killing a law enforcement officer, then go grab my loot and head back home to sell it.
"Okay, I'm here. Now, I'll go to my local merchant and sell off all this nice armor. What? You can only give me so much money at a time? So I have to leave the store and come back, selling each thing off individually, buying enough stuff to cover the gap between what it's worth and what you can pay me, and then doing it again for another piece? **** you, old man.
"Well, this town bores me. I think I'll slaughter everyone in it just to make this game interesting. Okay, that was easy. Well, I can't do this in the next town because there's too much police. That's okay, though, I've got a story-progressing person in my house.
"Hey, dude, I'd like a quest."
"Okay, first you-- HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I wanted to lay down in my bed, but the target changed too quickly on me and I accidentally picked some of your things up. An honest mistake, sorry."
"DIE!!"
"What the hell! Just what the hell! I'm outta here! Okay, I've left. Maybe he's cooled down."
"DIE!!"
"Well, ****, it's either kill or be killed. Hey, zombie, come help me."
'Ugh..."
"Okay, he's dead. I still want that quest, though... Maybe if I poke his corpse... No? Well, I'm screwed."
--Guido







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