MapleStory

[-Fallen-]

ROFL, you got owned :P

[Afrobean]

I thought MoP was lying about those attacking the boats...

[evilbutterfly]

I thought he was lying too! o_O Anywho, more MS fun, and MM demands that I post screenshots! After a hard day's journeying through the swamp, we stopped in at the sauna, and things got a little crazy.



....things escalated quickly.....



....even Mr. Sweatbottom got in on the action, much to my dismay. =\



We finally made our way to Hene, where we took some time to get personal. Too personal.



Afro had to skip out, so me and MM went recruiting around to gather people up for the nudist celebration of the century! We finally got a good group and had a fun time taking pictures.





But we failed to realize the implications of everybody getting naked, and wild nudist hippy sex followed quickly.




Hell, who needs to actually play the game, just screw around! It's more fun than anything else! XD

[Omeganitros]

o.o

oh my.

[banditcom]

ROFL That's awesome.

And why do you set your attacks to keys like ctrl?

My Left Hand
V = Pick Up Items
B = Attack
N = Lucky Seven
G = Dark Sight
Space = Jump

My Right Hand
Arrow keys = Movement
Ctrl = 50 hp potions
Shift = 150 hp potions
Delete = 100 mp potions

[Moogy]

If I remember correctly a long time ago in the first Maple Story topic, you were raging on about how awesome the gameplay is and the sprites are.

No. I've never even downloaded this piece of shit. It looks like a really bad ripoff of every Korean online game ever made. And I'm sure it is.

[evilbutterfly]

For me, right hand does movement and the potions you see there. Left hand does the following:

Z = Attack
X = Jump
C = Items
V = Sit down (ololo ZXCV)

So basically my left pinky/ring finger do all the attacking and just move between Z, shift, and ctrl. I find it quite easy to do.

Also, I meant to ask this a long time ago, but wtf is a door of dimension!?

[Musical_Master]

OMFG BARLOG SUMMON IN LITH.

It was on channel 12 of Bera, in Lith. I wasn't there when the first barlog was summoned, but I was there when the GM came and summoned a second one. It was sooooooooo laggy I couldn't get that great of screenshots, but here's what I got.

A picture of all the people waiting patiently for the GM to come, or for someone to summon another one..



Another picture of the multitudes of people..



A crappy picture of a GM. The lag made it so I couldn't get a ss when he jumped up. Notice I lost 1% of exp because I got kill by a barlog when the GM summoned it.

[banditcom]

Then came the snow.




Then the servers crashed. XD

[Musical_Master]

I've been reading on the MS forum, and it sounds like there was a summon on Maple Island, and on Scania. The GM's had to shut down the servers or something..

Can anybody connect right now?

[vashthestampede0987]

I can, but I end up disconnecting within a minute.

[evilbutterfly]

WTF I MISSED IT!! WHAT HAPPENED!? WHY!? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND?! IF HE SUMMONED A BARLOG WHY DIDN'T YOU GET A SS OF IT!? O_o

[banditcom]

I restarted my computer.

AntiVir told me this:
C:\GAMES\WIZET\MAPLESTORY\MAPLESTORY.EXE

Is the Trojan horse TR/PSW.LdPinch.PU

WTF?!

[Squeek]

On a note about getting to the Balrog:

A) You are NOT getting past the Minotaurs, much less the Cargos. However, if you should ever get to the minotaurs, be very proud of yourselves and take pictures. They're much cooler than the Balrog anyways.

B) DARKSIGHT IS YOU BEST FRIEND.

First of all, they are Tauromacis and Taurospears. Second, Magicians can get there before their second job advance easily. Warriors can get there at level 20. Thieves can get there whenever they have a good enough Dark Sight.

And just a note, Cargos are easy. And another note, so are Tauromacis.

EB: Mushmom spawns once an HOUR. It's not an enemy that just sits there waiting for people to show up. The Jr. Balrog spawns once every 7 HOURS.

~Squeek

PS - If you're wondering why the game is so laggy now, take a guess. Events are taking place. Don't even bother trying to get in one, though. Pretty much EVERYBODY IN THE GAME is trying at the same time.

Oh, and Surfboards drop from Ligators. I'm gonna try to get one of those, then get me a Lifesaving Ring.

[87x]

I got to lv 15 the other day. So that makes me at 30 Dex, and 56 in Str.(I think). I did the quest last night where I had to get thoes stupid flowers for that guy.. What a waist of time. I only got 30 screws. Anyway. I'll be one Monday the 18th ALL day. So if anyone wants to schedule a get-together then lets do it and get some quests done.

BTW, I hated Slash Blast until I got pitted against 7 Green mushrooms and I raped the first six in like 5-8 hits. Felt alwesome to kick that much ass while losing so little health.

Also, Those golems Eveilbutterfly was talking about. Yea, I jumped in there pit by accident lasted 1.5 seconds. They do 250 dmg to me each hit. I didn't even get a swing off. Had about 55% Exp when I died. Luckily it didn't take it away.