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  • Bursurk_Lurk
    Banned
    • Sep 2005
    • 2360

    #1

    Most Unrealistic Video Game Character

    I wanna know what you guys think is the most unrealistic character in video games. This is probably a stupid idea, but hey, atleast it's better than "You know you have played [insert game] too long when..."-threads.

    If you ask me, I'd say Leon Kennedy from the Resident Evil-series. Let's see now: He doesn't need to eat or go the bathroom.
    He can stay awake as long as a ps2 or Gamecube console.
    He can defeat anything.
    He's not scared of anything.
    And last: Of all the ****ed stuff he's been through, why is his mind still normal? If a real person went through the same they would sooner or later turn insane (if they manage to go through it without dying that is)

    There is probably worse characters out there, but I chose Leon because most people know who he is.

    Ok? Go

    Edit: Oh and please do not make this into a debate about "realism sucking" and stuff. If you want to discuss it that badly, make your own thread
    Last edited by Bursurk_Lurk; 05-29-2006, 05:16 AM.
  • Z3ratul
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2004
    • 940

    #2
    Re: Most Unrealistic Video Game Character



    Nuff said.

    Though, I think you meant along the lines of more 'human' characters. Might wanna emphasize that.
    Originally posted by Grandiagod
    My father rapes me with logging equipment and my mother is a three legged grizzly bear going through menopause.

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    • ImEric12
      FFR Player
      • Jan 2004
      • 1952

      #3
      Re: Most Unrealistic Video Game Character


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      • mead1
        Cerebellumberjack
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Aug 2003
        • 3960

        #4
        Re: Most Unrealistic Video Game Character

        The FFR guy

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        • Bursurk_Lurk
          Banned
          • Sep 2005
          • 2360

          #5
          Re: Most Unrealistic Video Game Character

          o dam I got owned

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          • Grandiagod
            FFR Player
            • Jul 2004
            • 6122

            #6
            Re: Most Unrealistic Video Game Character

            That Osama Bin Laden guy in that horrible game Fugitive Hunter. How unrealistic.
            He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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            • MalReynolds
              CHOCK FULL O' NUTRIENTS
              • Sep 2003
              • 6571

              #7
              Re: Most Unrealistic Video Game Character

              Stubbs the zombie.

              Also, any character will just stand there so long as you leave the game on, no one ever uses the bathroom (except Duke Nukem) and most seem pshycologically sound at the end of their adventure...
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              • Tasselfoot
                Retired BOSS
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Jul 2003
                • 25185

                #8
                Re: Most Unrealistic Video Game Character

                hehe... the Katamari guy is pretty f-ing unrealistic. Being able to push around a ball of glue that is meters and meters tall and EVERYTHING sticks to it... yet he doesn't.

                My own idea of most unrealistic... uh... TMNT or Battletoads? Nah... I can do better than that. Hmm... Echo the Dolphin?

                No video game character is realistic... Tails? the guy from Manhunt? Dr. Wily/Robotnik (keep dying over and over again, yet always manage to re-appear. Wily is going on 15+ games as being the super-villian)? the Metal Slug guy?

                I can give pretty obvious reasons for every one of those, and I'm sure there are even better characters that I can't think of.
                RIP

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                • jewpinthethird
                  (The Fat's Sabobah)
                  FFR Music Producer
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 11711

                  #9
                  Re: Most Unrealistic Video Game Character

                  Delia Ketchum, Ash Ketchum's mother.

                  Who the f*ck let's their 12 year-old son wander around the world in search of pokemon without any cash and with some crazy hussy and a horny teenager?

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                  • Z3ratul
                    FFR Player
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 940

                    #10
                    Re: Most Unrealistic Video Game Character

                    Originally posted by jewpinthethird
                    Delia Ketchum, Ash Ketchum's mother.

                    Who the f*ck let's their 12 year-old son wander around the world in search of pokemon without any cash and with some crazy hussy and a horny teenager?
                    ...

                    80% of American mothers?
                    Originally posted by Grandiagod
                    My father rapes me with logging equipment and my mother is a three legged grizzly bear going through menopause.

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                    • Squeek
                      let it snow~
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 14444

                      #11
                      Re: Most Unrealistic Video Game Character

                      Mario.

                      He never EVER does plumbing work.

                      HOW DOES HE CONTINUE TO CALL HIMSELF A PLUMBER IF HE NEVER DOES PLUMBING.

                      PS -


                      ~Squeek

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                      • Gwaihir
                        FFR Player
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 127

                        #12
                        Re: Most Unrealistic Video Game Character

                        teh main character from Star Tropics for teh NES cant remmeber his naem right now but who the **** can save their uncle with a god damn yo-yo?
                        Originally posted by Irishskater345
                        I wish my lawn was emo, cuz than it would cut itself

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                        • jewpinthethird
                          (The Fat's Sabobah)
                          FFR Music Producer
                          • Nov 2002
                          • 11711

                          #13
                          Re: Most Unrealistic Video Game Character

                          Originally posted by Z3ratul
                          ...

                          80% of American mothers?
                          Not all Americans are crack-addicts.

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                          • Shadow_God_10
                            Somewhere, but not here
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Mar 2006
                            • 2218

                            #14
                            Re: Most Unrealistic Video Game Character

                            rofl good thing I live in Canada

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                            • Grandiagod
                              FFR Player
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 6122

                              #15
                              Re: Most Unrealistic Video Game Character

                              Originally posted by jewpinthethird
                              Not all Americans are crack-addicts.
                              I beg to differ.
                              He who angers you conquers you. ~Elizabeth Kenny

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