TWG XXVIII: Card Sharks (or Wolves, rather)

[nforcer06164]

Re: TWG XXVIII: Card Sharks (or Wolves, rather)

I knew it was gonna happen. I told ya, Fish! Good thing I was prepared... good luck guys!

[Tasselfoot]

Re: TWG XXVIII: Card Sharks (or Wolves, rather)

You were a complete ass in the chat last night. You switched because your #1 choice of Iggy wasn't going to get lynched... so you bandwagoned to fit in.

Your choice of posting methods? Last time I checked, a fake PM is not a post. Not to mention that you had alot of people wasting their TWG time thinking about a PM they thought came from ap, and therefore they cared what it said... as opposed to your dumb ass, who nobody gives two toots of a bulls cock about.

AAAAANNNNDDDDDD... the vote on Hans? Way to throw in evidence... I can only assume that you think he is a stupid as you and therefore faking? Kilga and I discussed that earlier... and even if ap was the seer, there would be someone else alive that could come forward and say, "Hans was never apart of the alliance... he's lying". As that has not happened, I am inclined to believe him... even if that DOES happen, I still probably will believe him.

Also, I spoke with Hans earlier, and I agree with him. Since he came out with the Omega info, the thread died. No real point to keeping the thread open, except for Hans to speak with Omega before he is insta'd... and that almost certainly will result in nothing accomplished. So, I will add another point to the tally.

Omega

[Tps222]

Re: TWG XXVIII: Card Sharks (or Wolves, rather)

Baseless post Tass.

Although I meant Omega, and not Hans. My appologies.

[Wilkin]

Re: TWG XXVIII: Card Sharks (or Wolves, rather)

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Omega (5) - Hans, Fish, Mead, Tass, Tps

Left to vote: everyone else (7)

2 more for insta.

[JurseyRider734]

Re: TWG XXVIII: Card Sharks (or Wolves, rather)

Yeah wasn't I telling all of you guys that Omega was a wolf in the chat last night? Yeah, i'm pretty sure I did. Owned.

Omega

[talisman]

Re: TWG XXVIII: Card Sharks (or Wolves, rather)

omega

[Wilkin]

Re: TWG XXVIII: Card Sharks (or Wolves, rather)

It was almost as if they were ganging up on him. Him, and him alone. Sure, everybody who's anybody thinks, no, KNOWS he sucks, but this kind of activity was still unusual.

Having such a beaten down stack, Moneymaker looked down at his hole cards: Pocket sevens. As if there were a better time to go

"All in."

Most of the players reluctantly folded. Greg Raymer, however, sat looking at Moneymaker, his glasses reflecting into his eyes. Shifting his chips around, he finally pushed them into the middle. All of them. Respectfully, the others folded, until it was left between the two satellite World Champions. Moneymaker flipped over his sevens, with a strong confident look. The look got even more confident when Raymer showed his monster hand:

Seven-Deuce offsuit.

Moneymaker suppressed a laugh when he saw the cards hit the table. Raymer had less than a five percent chance to win pre-flop. The hand was already over before it even started. The dealer dealt out the flop:

Deuce-Deuce-Deuce. Enough said. NOW the hand was over. With Raymer holding the other seven, Moneymaker had no chance of making quads, and thus no chance of staying in the tournament.

The turn and the river were duds, and Moneymaker's fate was decided. In utter disbelief, he nodded and shook hands before his exit.

"Chris Moneymaker finishes in twelfth place."

None of the players knew it, but the threat of the sharks was over. They had all been beaten fair and square, and forced to go back to the cash tables. The winner of the tournament would earn fame and fortune, something the sharks couldn't understand, hence their desperate measures.

The rest of the tournament played out as any other. Some players lost, while others rose to the top. However, the actual winner cannot be determined, for poker is an unpredictable game, and to name a winner now would be too simple.

All of the sharks met outside, shamed by their obvious failure, not even able to make it to the final table. After some small chat, trying to bring each others' spirits up, they all agreed on something that would prove thay had another chance:

"There's still next hand."


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SH-SH-SH-SH-SHUTOUT!

And the game is over. No wrong lynches.

With the insta of Omega, the humans take a well-earned win.

The postgame is being posted at the same time this is posted, so you can go straight to it now.

[DarkManticoreX2]

Re: TWG XXVIII: Card Sharks (or Wolves, rather)

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