TWG CXXX: Hi-Roller's C9++ GAME THREAD

[lurker]

Re: TWG 130: Hi-Roller's C9++ GAME THREAD

Hello there. I see that the handful of pocket lint and necrotic tissue you call your brain has somehow remembered how to register for another TWG. Normally I would make some sort of wry comment questioning your logic, but after your last game it's pretty clear that you are incapable of even comprehending what logic is. Because you have no chance at understanding anything anyone else will say over the course of this game, I'm going to give you one simple ultimatum:

Zenith, if you post, you will die.

If by some miracle you manage not to post for the entire day, I will move my vote elsewhere. But if you so much as try to organize your complete and total lack of higher-level thought into anything resembling words, every word you type will be suicide. I don't need any special powers to guarantee this, either: there isn't a single person in this game who wants to see so much as your avatar. If you post, you will have no allies. You will be shown no mercy. Everyone in this game wants you dead as it is.
Everyone in this game wishes they were a real gunsmith,
so they could give you a real gun,
and force you to shove it into your mouth.

[Toxophilis]

Re: TWG 130: Hi-Roller's C9++ GAME THREAD

Sour Cream and Onion is the shit

fixed

[lurker]

Re: TWG 130: Hi-Roller's C9++ GAME THREAD

oh cool you already posted YOU ARE IRREDEEMABLE
YOUR SOUL IS IN PURGATORY AND YOUR BODY WILL SLOWLY BE DEVOURED BY YOUR HUBRIS

[James May]

Re: TWG 130: Hi-Roller's C9++ GAME THREAD

Also tox: Zenith is the bitchy lady in that case :V

[Red Blaster]

Re: TWG 130: Hi-Roller's C9++ GAME THREAD

Real talk though, I don't get it why we're talking about strats and that TWG shit right now. This is D1. This is shitposting time, idgaf what you are all talking about (btw, I'm having a ball in my corner of the world.)

Haven't you heard? We're getting rid of d1 shitposting meta.

Get
With
The
Program

[lurker]

Re: TWG 130: Hi-Roller's C9++ GAME THREAD

way to start the same so early goddamnit ck worst host evar

[Riotpolice]

Re: TWG 130: Hi-Roller's C9++ GAME THREAD

1. James May - Who are you again Takes this game way too seriously

9. _Zenith_ - A trolling motherfucker with this face: (◕‿◕ ✿) AND if possible could be worse than James in taking this game way too seriously right now.

Updated

[XelNya]

Re: TWG 130: Hi-Roller's C9++ GAME THREAD

Haven't you heard? We're getting rid of d1 shitposting meta.

Get
With
The
Program

[Toxophilis]

Re: TWG 130: Hi-Roller's C9++ GAME THREAD

tl;dr i will find you and i will kill you

liam neeson over here

[YoshL]

Re: TWG 130: Hi-Roller's C9++ GAME THREAD

oh my god lurker

[James May]

Re: TWG 130: Hi-Roller's C9++ GAME THREAD

Hello there. I see that the handful of pocket lint and necrotic tissue you call your brain has somehow remembered how to register for another TWG. Normally I would make some sort of wry comment questioning your logic, but after your last game it's pretty clear that you are incapable of even comprehending what logic is. Because you have no chance at understanding anything anyone else will say over the course of this game, I'm going to give you one simple ultimatum:

Zenith, if you post, you will die.

If by some miracle you manage not to post for the entire day, I will move my vote elsewhere. But if you so much as try to organize your complete and total lack of higher-level thought into anything resembling words, every word you type will be suicide. I don't need any special powers to guarantee this, either: there isn't a single person in this game who wants to see so much as your avatar. If you post, you will have no allies. You will be shown no mercy. Everyone in this game wants you dead as it is.
Everyone in this game wishes they were a real gunsmith,
so they could give you a real gun,
and force you to shove it into your mouth.

I love you lurker

[Red Blaster]

Re: TWG 130: Hi-Roller's C9++ GAME THREAD

Xelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxel

Go fuck a Rubiks cube.

[YoshL]

Re: TWG 130: Hi-Roller's C9++ GAME THREAD

like

i have 0 words for what you posted holy shit

[Riotpolice]

Re: TWG 130: Hi-Roller's C9++ GAME THREAD

Hello there. I see that the handful of pocket lint and necrotic tissue you call your brain has somehow remembered how to register for another TWG. Normally I would make some sort of wry comment questioning your logic, but after your last game it's pretty clear that you are incapable of even comprehending what logic is. Because you have no chance at understanding anything anyone else will say over the course of this game, I'm going to give you one simple ultimatum:

Zenith, if you post, you will die.

If by some miracle you manage not to post for the entire day, I will move my vote elsewhere. But if you so much as try to organize your complete and total lack of higher-level thought into anything resembling words, every word you type will be suicide. I don't need any special powers to guarantee this, either: there isn't a single person in this game who wants to see so much as your avatar. If you post, you will have no allies. You will be shown no mercy. Everyone in this game wants you dead as it is.
Everyone in this game wishes they were a real gunsmith,
so they could give you a real gun,
and force you to shove it into your mouth.

#getMOTHERFUCKINGrekt2015

[XelNya]

Re: TWG 130: Hi-Roller's C9++ GAME THREAD

Xelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxelxel

Go fuck a Rubiks cube.

Ass blaster.