TWG Turbo XXIII Game Thread

[Hakulyte]

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But you included t/w and w/t in your post

Yeah, I thought at "me vs ffa" as both W/T and T/W, but not W/W because I was curious to see if someone saw ffa as town with me as wolf besides him.

[Wayward Vagabond]

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does revealing dfr to be rb have any impact on the game? let's ask the expert!


reporter: so what do you think about this revelation?
expert: yes
reporter:riveting!

well there you have it folks. up next. is sugar really sweet?

[flashflash account]

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Can someone check the seer turbo to see if wayward rping is wolfy
I think it is
Yeah he was rping as a pirate
Wolf team is haku wayward again jeez

[Wayward Vagabond]

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Quite frankly I've never seen you wolf before but if you were I imagine you wouldn't wolf read me
You're actually kinda like Olimar lol

wasnt raeko a wolf and you town in capitalism or does that not count because it was an anon game

[Wayward Vagabond]

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Can someone check the seer turbo to see if wayward rping is wolfy
I think it is
Yeah he was rping as a pirate
Wolf team is haku wayward again jeez

why did you just ask a question and then answer it in the same post as if you actually checked mid post like as if you were talking in a chat

[flashflash account]

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I don't think I remember anything from capitalism other than it was almost a year ago exactly and lurker was Disney

[Xiz]

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I will now analyze Celirra's post

I was going to post a picture of a bird

This part of the post is peculiar in particular because practically this person presenting this puzzling predicament places people in this game partially in a paradox due to previous partnerships with pelicans, penguins, and possibly other peculiar peep'rs.

Why on earth would Cel say picture of a bird" here. I decided to analyze this further and try to figure out why he would say "bird" instead of any other animal so im guessing there must be some extremely important and significant reasoning behind it. Upon my investigation I found out that this dun'th butter my parsnips and would have preferred for cel to bring up another animal such as a swan. You see, the reason why I am suggesting this is due to the overwhelming support for swans as representing in the great FFRTWG war of 1842. We all know the story of that so I won't go into detail but the point still stands that this was clearly a missed opportunity.

with every post this game

So this is VERY interesting, because Cel prefers to say every post, including the hosts post. Now why would he do that? I'm guessing it has to do with how Cel came to be during his childhood. If i'm not mistaken (correct me if im wrong Cel) but due to Cel being born and raised in the west side of Philadelphia, where he would spend most of his days on his hometown playground. It was there he spent relaxing, or 'chilling' as Cel likes to call it, where he would regularly engage in curricular activities outside of his school such as basketball. It was at this point when Cel realized that there were a few individuals who were rather mischievous and decided to cause some trouble in Cel's neighborhood. Unfortunately, he got in one lil' fight and his mom got scared so he's moving with his auntie and uncle in bel air.

but for some reason it's weird

Ah yes, at this point in the post Cel acknowledges his weakness and lack of clarity his post has during the entire duration of the creation of his post. He acknowledges how he has truly failed us trying to stop the wolves, and is now trying to do anything he can to be able to make a 'last chance' effort to save the day. Could this happen? Is there a chance that this beautiful endeavor is all for not? Who knows, but it's such a miraculous thing to witness such a beautiful cinematic arc such as this. If this was a movie, there is a strong chance I wouldn't buy a ticket at a movie theatre and wait until it comes out on Netflix or something because movie tickets are just /too/ expensive now-a-days and I mean it's like kinda cold out and I haven't finished playing Nekojishi and I mean my husbando is waiting and he's so cute desu nyan.

mobile

I never realized this at first glance but I just realized the significance of this word. It's really secret code. Instead of telling you what it is, I think it would be more beneficial to town if I were to break down my multiple step process to show you how I came to my answer.

1) Deconstruct

So to start things off I need to be able to deconstruct the word mobile before I can dive deeper into the significant meeting Cel has here. So I turned to my trusty steed called 'Google' and decided to define the word Mobile. As it turns out, there are multiple definitions. The first being "a decorative structure that is suspended so as to turn freely in the air." This I found really interesting, because I do see Cel as a decorative structure that enjoys being suspended freely in the air. What a majestic creature Cel is. However there were still more to follow. So, I ventured my eyes a little bit lower on the webpage to view the next line given on the webpage provided by this definition giving service. Next that followed was "the Internet as accessed via smartphones or other mobile devices, especially when regarded as a market sector.". You see here, now I feel like i'm onto something. It's very strange that smartphones would be listed first over other mobile devices INSTEAD of just calling them all mobile devices. Are smartphones such a significant percentage over other phones? So, I decided to do some research.

2) Research

I ended up going to one of the most prestigious and notable websites known to man in the southern-half of the pacific north-west for mobile information being "PawInternet.Org". There they actually note how over 95% of Americans have smart phones.
(1)
But what about NORTH America? Why must it list just America? Do they even have phones in Canada? Unfortunately the entire internet doesn't have this information. Also, I'm not sure the value of that content to figuring out decoding Cel's post. Back on track. As I kept researching I found myself going on an endless loop, as if I was going on a wild goose chase. A GOOSE! Another bird!! It's as if the clues are making fun of me laughing in front of my pitiful small and oval shaped face. There must be a connection between geese and Cel's bird affection. Because if I am not mistaken, geese are birds right? And are they mostly in the US or Canada? Is there a relation between Geese, Mobile phones, and the world? I must dive deeper.

I turned to National Geographic for help. I found a very useful documentary snippet about Canadian Geese that I think would help me solve this riddle. (2) A documentary created by 'Forces of the Wild Partridge Films' in 1999 aired by 20th Century Fox helped me get one step closer. In the clip, they explain how "Despite their name, Canada geese are found across North America... Though primarily herbivores, some populations have been known to eat insects, fish and even clams." Now I'm excited. It is now confirmed that there is a chance that Geese are meat eaters. You know who else eats meat? Wolves. I found this such a startling coincidence that there is no way this could happen just via chance. Could Cel be a wolf here? Impossible because we are talking about geese. So I decided to dig a little more. I then found an article back in 2009 where someone also had a situation where they had geese eating meat.(3) As the farmer described, "I just caught my two geese fighting over a chicken spine I threw out back from last night's dinner. They picked it clean.... So clearly geese aren't STRICT vegetarians... should I try to avoid putting meat out there in the future or is it okay for them?" This helps prove some geese eat meat. But what are the connections? Also, how does this fit in with smartphone usage across the US and Canada? I feel like i'm close.

3) Analyze

Smarphones...
Geese...
Partical herbivores...

What could the connection be there. I've spent so many long and tiresome hours trying to analyze this thinking there was something there. I was about to give up when I found the missing link, and it was in front of me the whole damn time.

So instead I shall be sad

Of course. Of FUCKING course. How could I have been so blind.

Birds don't have hands. They have wings. They are sad because they can't use smartphones.

Geese are sad because they sometimes eat meat and can't use smartphones.






Cel is a sad fake vegetarian goose who can't use a smartphone.
cel



Bibliography:

(1) http://www.pewinternet.org/fact-sheet/mobile/
(2) https://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/goose_canada
(3) https://www.backyardchickens.com/thr...-geese.440939/

[flashflash account]

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why did you just ask a question and then answer it in the same post as if you actually checked mid post like as if you were talking in a chat

I was checking my brain hard drive but the information may be corrupted

[mellon_collie]

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why did you just ask a question and then answer it in the same post as if you actually checked mid post like as if you were talking in a chat

in case you think he's talking in a chat about this, it's night chat only for both wolves and masons so that doesn't seem super likely

[Xiz]

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I don't think I remember anything from capitalism other than it was almost a year ago exactly and lurker was Disney

that game was pretty much all 4 wolves were afk and that was it

[flashflash account]

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Phone dying be back tonight have fun haku disappeared and is probably a wolf

[mellon_collie]

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Cel is a sad fake vegetarian goose who can't use a smartphone.
cel

I don't know how to feel about this entire post

you're right he is a silly goose tho

[Xiz]

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also im disgusted at myself for not realizing that the website was "pawinternet" and i didnt even make a wolf connection with that fucking hell

[Xiz]

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Can someone check the seer turbo to see if wayward rping is wolfy
I think it is
Yeah he was rping as a pirate
Wolf team is haku wayward again jeez

I don't see it like that at all.

(Could it be him being lighteaded from all the blood he lost from his cut tho IDK!?!?!)

[mellon_collie]

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that game was pretty much all 4 wolves were afk and that was it

yeah and I was super confused about who said what, who was who and what tf was going on

those avs were too much for my dyslexic brain to handle. same with the one with the countries