Now I've learned my abc's

[trumaestro]

Next time won't you sing with me?


in b4 americans

[Redorigami]

Re: Now I've learned my abc's

cool.

[funmonkey54]

Re: Now I've learned my abc's

Well, certainly a worthwhile thread.

And that is the old fashioned version. The new one they are teaching kids goes something like this.

ABC's by [B]F[/B]d up Learnin' (AKA funmonkey54)

This is an [B]A B[/B] conversation
So you betta [B]C[/B] your way out 
Before [B]D[/B] jumps over [B]E[/B]
And [B]F[/B]s you up [B]G[/B]

Then [B]H[/B] comes around
Screws your mom all up and down
[B]I[/B] seen it wit ma eyes
So you betta recognize

That I ain't [B]J K[/B]
When I come to say
[B]L M N[/B] and [B]O[/B] and [B]P[/B]
Come and let your parents see 

That we are

[SIZE="5"]Learnin'[/SIZE]
Ye we up in here 
[SIZE="5"]Learnin'[/SIZE]

[B]Q[/B] comes up next
In an alphabet gang bangin
[B]R[/B] you ready for this 
Cuz dem cocks dey will be hangin

[B]S[/B] just stuck it in and peed
[B]T[/B] bagged you then he fleed
[B]U[/B] can see him right now
[B]V[/B] is pushin through the crowd

[B]W[/B] then hy 
is what you screamed as you tried
To pull out his [B]XYZ[/B] 
Now even he can plainly see

That you are 

[SIZE="5"]Learnin'[/SIZE]
Ye we in here 
[SIZE="5"]Learnin'[/SIZE]

[N.T.M.]

Re: Now I've learned my abc's

Well, certainly a worthwhile thread.

And that is the old fashioned version. The new one they are teaching kids goes something like this.

ABC's by [B]F[/B]d up Learnin' (AKA funmonkey54)

This is an [B]A B[/B] conversation
So you betta [B]C[/B] your way out 
Before [B]D[/B] jumps over [B]E[/B]
And [B]F[/B]s you up [B]G[/B]

Then [B]H[/B] comes around
Screws your mom all up and down
[B]I[/B] seen it wit ma eyes
So you betta recognize

That I ain't [B]J K[/B]
When I come to say
[B]L M N[/B] and [B]O[/B] and [B]P[/B]
Come and let your parents see 

That we are

[SIZE="5"]Learnin'[/SIZE]
Ye we up in here 
[SIZE="5"]Learnin'[/SIZE]

[B]Q[/B] comes up next
In an alphabet gang bangin
[B]R[/B] you ready for this 
Cuz dem cocks dey will be hangin

[B]S[/B] just stuck it in and peed
[B]T[/B] bagged you then he fleed
[B]U[/B] can see him right now
[B]V[/B] is pushin through the crowd

[B]W[/B] then hy 
is what you screamed as you tried
To pull out his [B]XYZ[/B] 
Now even he can plainly see

That you are 

[SIZE="5"]Learnin'[/SIZE]
Ye we in here 
[SIZE="5"]Learnin'[/SIZE]

What about the rest? Is there any more?

*edit* lol nvm. IDK how I missed that you can scroll down =P.