HOW MANY HAVE HAD STUPID KIDS RUN THROUGH THE DDR MACHINE!?!

[SFMMXtreme]

OK so i was playing Drop Out on heavy right? and this huge group of kids runs in the arcade right? and this line of kids just happens to run as fast as they possibly can right across the machine a few times and totally messed me up. And then their mom goes "Watch where you're going! You could've hurt one of my children!" I just gave her 'the look' and went back to playing. My idea... Get one of those invisible fences they use for dogs and put it around the machine, and then give all the little kids shock collars so they dont run through anymore.

If someone ever did that to me I would have charged after her and given her a "little talk" I would have been soooo pissed...good thing it didnt happen to me

some kid ran up to me when i was playing Dance Dance Revolution(the song), my 2nd extra stage, i was doing good, and he pushed me off and hes like "ooo, whats this? whats this? Mommy, whats this? as i failed the song, i cowered in shame as i realized id never AA the legend of max again.

If that happened to me I would have shoved him off the machine so hard he would have flown across the arcade. just hearing it pisses me off

To stay on subject 9 little kids were watching me play they thought i was pro and the kid put his head in front of the screen where the arrows go and says " how do you do that" meanwhile i am trying my best to remember the arrows and i fail and he says " Dude you suck" after that i took out my unloaded gun and waved it around and all 9 of them ran out screaming. the funniest thing in my life.

And if that ever happened to me I would have beat his @$$ so hard he would have bruises for months.

but thats just what I'd do. I guess kids know to stay away from me...............

[Arch0wl]

If you backed up any of your claims you wouldve been kicked out of any good arcade for kicking little kids asses lickety split. Unless you play in a shitty ghetto arcade.

[simdude5150]

The very last day before all the public schools got out me and my friend (whose way better then me)decided to go to our local "arcade" (i say that because it's really a mini golf) and play DDR. Upon arriving we see 250+ people playing mini-golf and are like wft?. We find out a 7th grade class got a field trip to putt-putt. We are now EXTREEMLY pissed off. We decide to just live with it and play. There are like 12 people huddled around the DDR machine (5th mix) and there is this girl who whenever we get close to playing yells "IT'S NOT YOUR TURN THE LINES' BACK HERE!". We eventually got up me being not even decent amazed the people failing the 3 footers then when my friend got up he cleared the area by doing rythem and police on maniac. Then this kid runs behind him, another follows running infront of my friend causing him to loose balance and hit his head against the saftey bar which incidently isn't THAT safe. So i'll leave you with this...it's funny when friends get hurt.

note:it wasn't me failing the three footers i can do 6/7. Just thought i'd clear that.

[Sabinx]

If people get on a machine while I am playing I give them 2 options. If I am playing singles i dont mind that much cuz usually people know better then to shadow and I dont really care if they do. BUT if I am doing doubles and a kid sticks his foot to be funny or tries to look cool and get on and off or be stupid I purposly step on their feet really hard or do a little freestyle maxtrix walk off the screen and literally kick/knock them over lol. Works like a charm and is a nice crowd pleaser as well.

[Sabinx]

other option is don't piss me off and wait your turn.

[kiwiz29]

Man guys ive never had that done exept this one time this little girl was pressing around even thought she wasent playing she was jumping and sitting then sat then held onto the back bar for 5 minuites i tell her to get off, she look @ me and then keeps on it then i ask her agian to get off shes like *walks away* then i go on play buh she goes to her dad and wines and points -.-'''

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

I once had a kid walk in and throw his skateboard under my feet when i jumped........yah that wasnt very cool......It resultd in a loss of my 50 cents i used to play and extreme pain...Then i got up and beat the shit out of him and threw his skateboard under a car wheel....

[Alcbaar]

yo iam only 12 yrs old but i dont do that gay $#!7 that other kids do. There just flamers who think they cool. and if any1 through a skateboard at me while i was playing DDR (i dont play DDR much) i would break it then run (since iam only 12)

[DiGiCharat]

Heh-heh, wow. Today I was waiting in a small line to play Max2 when this young kid playing it fell over in the middle of the song and started throwing-up on the stage. They had to call some one to come clean it up. The management freaked out and unplugged it.
Word of advice to all the kiddies, don't eat and dance.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

Heh-heh, wow. Today I was waiting in a small line to play Max2 when this young kid playing it fell over in the middle of the song and started throwing-up on the stage. They had to call some one to come clean it up. The management freaked out and unplugged it.
Word of advice to all the kiddies, don't eat and dance.

lol

[jewpinthethird]

I once had a kid walk in and throw his skateboard under my feet when i jumped........yah that wasnt very cool......It resultd in a loss of my 50 cents i used to play and extreme pain...Then i got up and beat the (#$% out of him and threw his skateboard under a car wheel....

I would have made him piss his pants, and then break his knee caps and his mom's knee caps too, that bitch.

[Bittabe-be]

I once had a kid walk in and throw his skateboard under my feet when i jumped........yah that wasnt very cool......It resultd in a loss of my 50 cents i used to play and extreme pain...Then i got up and beat the (#$% out of him and threw his skateboard under a car wheel....

i would have hit him over the head with it, and knocked hi the fuck out, then put him on him damn skateboard, and shoved him under the car wheel. or shove him under a immobile car, and wait until some one came to drive it away. who ever did that was a comeplete and udder ASSHOLEx3 4-real...

[deepless]

I once had a kid walk in and throw his skateboard under my feet when i jumped........yah that wasnt very cool......It resultd in a loss of my 50 cents i used to play and extreme pain...Then i got up and beat the (#$% out of him and threw his skateboard under a car wheel....

i would have hit him over the head with it, and knocked hi the fuck out, then put him on him damn skateboard, and shoved him under the car wheel. or shove him under a immobile car, and wait until some one came to drive it away. who ever did that was a comeplete and udder ASSHOLEx3 4-real...

You guys talk big but u wouldnt break moms kneecaps or hit ppl over the head wit skateboards or pull out unloaded guns even though there unloaded. I love DDR but i wouldnt want to be suspended from the arcade then i would never get to play it!

[dAnceguy117]

The very last day before all the public schools got out me and my friend (whose way better then me)decided to go to our local "arcade" (i say that because it's really a mini golf) and play DDR. Upon arriving we see 250+ people playing mini-golf and are like wft?. We find out a 7th grade class got a field trip to putt-putt. We are now EXTREEMLY pissed off. We decide to just live with it and play. There are like 12 people huddled around the DDR machine (5th mix) and there is this girl who whenever we get close to playing yells "IT'S NOT YOUR TURN THE LINES' BACK HERE!". We eventually got up me being not even decent amazed the people failing the 3 footers then when my friend got up he cleared the area by doing rythem and police on maniac. Then this kid runs behind him, another follows running infront of my friend causing him to loose balance and hit his head against the saftey bar which incidently isn't THAT safe. So i'll leave you with this...it's funny when friends get hurt.

note:it wasn't me failing the three footers i can do 6/7. Just thought i'd clear that.

holyshit do u live in michigan? or some other puttputt? cuz where i go we got 5th and 7th that would be SO fricking freaky if we went to the same one


and for the topic... once i was in line for 5th and this punkass mofo was playing ecstacy in light he thought he was so cool and awesome and shit. so during the 2nd bpm freeze he puts his hand on the screen, kicks off the wall, tries to land back on the pad, loses his balance, and fucking slides his foot down my ankle at a fucking high speed. he, of course, didnt give a shit. god i wish i had given him the beating of his life... or if i had a gun.....

[xXxCloudxXx]

I was playing caotai jack on maniac once when some fat kid ran into me so i fell off the machine and when i got back up failed was on it and i hadnt missed a single beat i was sooooooo mad!