Pad Problems

[imockthepea]

Ok i've had it. I got an ignitoion style pad for chirstmas(yay) but the proble was it was from toy's r us. Now As you can tell it died on me. So how should I destroy it. My personal fave is making napalm and burning them but i'd like to hear other ideas.

[GregHead]

Play MAX300 on 3.0X music and smash it to shreds with your l337 skills?

[Afrobean]

I don't care how you do it, but you should record it and post the video here. That would be awesome.

[Hurleyguyy]

since it has a warranty you can send it back and get anotherone, but if you are looking to burn 100 dollars worth of foam then be my guest

[Spazzbite]

Before attempting this, be sure to take the normal safetry precautions, such as recording everything with a videocamera.

1. Piss on it.
2. Shit on it.
3. Cover it in gasoline or any other flammable material you own.
4. Piss on it some more.
5. Hang it from something high.
6. Ignite it using Roman Candles, Flares, or any other flaming projectiles

[ddrruler]

Return it,get a new 1 and,burn it infront of a arcade.

[debit13]

Cheap one from toys r'us? Send to the deepest depths of hell by burning it on LOM on heavy.

[Rebirth0]

Return it,get a new 1 and,burn it infront of a arcade.

Wheres the fun in that? He wants to give hell to it not be nice.

1 way: Be nice and throw it away.
Another and much funner way: claw it up as much as you can, rip the sensors outside of the pad and play Max 300. After you fail stab each sensor (REMEMBER: Treat each one like shit, stab them with equal anger) Rip the cord out and piss on it or something. Then get some fireworks, probably the small black cat little sticks. Burry the pad in the black cat sticks and set some off. Then burn the remains with a roman candle or just set it on fire for warmth.

See section 3, page 147 of Satans guide to object torture.

[imockthepea]

Well i decided to make a vid. Should have it done in a few days but before that a pole is needed. I like Spazz's thoughts but i will take the best I read and put a poll up. After a day of polling I will do my worst to it. Well... start putting idease up!

[Tank101]

I say unzip it, and stick tons of fireworks inside the little sensor compartments.

[babybenji2004]

Take it in front of toys are us and randomly shoot shit at it. Or drop it from a busy overpass. XD

[imockthepea]

Oh man I'm so pissed that this ends this way.... MY MOM THREW THE PAD AWAY!!!


Thanx for the help thought! I'll keep in touch.
Cheers imockthepea/DTD/Dinjo