Would you rather?

[PrawnSkunk]

Re: Would you rather?

No shower. Wearing the same outfit would be skanky.

Would you rather only be able to communicate using Reddit/meme lingo (ie. not bad, challenge accepted, me gusta, y u no, etc.) or drop loads (j.i.m.p) every time a breeze rolls in?

[Hateandhatred]

Re: Would you rather?

No idea what dropping a load means, so i take the meme lingo.
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Would you rather have some hot ass girl performing normally lethal and extremely painful torture on you 4 times a day for the rest of your life or being fully split from groin to head on a wooden horse with chains pulling you down at such speed you will only be dead after a month?

[mr_candy]

Re: Would you rather?

Split groin to head, because i'm hardcore.

Would you rather, lose all your senses so you would be cut off from the outside world, let that sink in...

Or commit suicide.

[Hateandhatred]

Re: Would you rather?

Split groin to head, because i'm hardcore.

Would you rather, lose all your senses so you would be cut off from the outside world, let that sink in...

Or commit suicide.

The first option once was a personal fantasy of mine. Just have your mind drifting, not knowing pleasure, fear, an eternal dream, until you happen to die and can't even realize that you are dying, so that.

Would you rather rape an introverted, innocent little infant girl who has self esteem issues and post a video of it on the internet or kill her entire family in front of her to show her how cruel and unfair life can be?

[rushyrulz]

Re: Would you rather?

What the legitimate fuck.

I guess rape because I don't necessarily have to be violent doing that.

Would you rather be an yngwie-malmsteen-tier guitar god or be able to get pussy on demand whenever you wanted (or dick if you're a girl or pussy if you're a girl lesbian or dick if you're a gay dude ????? #coverallthebases)

[linebro]

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Would you rather be an yngwie-malmsteen-tier guitar god or be able to get pussy on demand whenever you wanted (or dick if you're a girl or pussy if you're a girl lesbian or dick if you're a gay dude ????? #coverallthebases)

Pussy on demand

Would you rather die or live to see your significant other ( or if you don't have on parent) Die?

[Pseudo Enigma]

Re: Would you rather?

I'd rather see my significant other die. It would be selfish to die before they did.

Would you rather glue yourself to a rollercoaster (and I'm talking some legit speed demon shit here) or sit in a room full of bees?

[James May]

Re: Would you rather?

Roller coaster.

Would you rather spend the rest of your life living in a broom closet and work for Rosanne Barnes or have to live your entire life ala The Stanley Parable?

[drizzleRomanceGirl]

Re: Would you rather?

I would rather spend the rest of my life living in a broom closet and work for Rosanne Barnes.

Would you rather wear two different colored socks to school or dance the tango with your principal in the middle of a school ceremony?

[omega_grunt666]

Re: Would you rather?

Socks, no contest. Never had a Principal I'd want to dance with, or the ability to tango well.

Would you rather know every spoken language perfectly (As long as one person alive knows and can speak the language, you know it instantly, even new/fake ones like elvish or klingon) or know every written language (as long as something exists with at least one word of the language on/in it, you know it. Including programming/hieroglyphics etc.)

Goes without saying that you can speak the language but not write it, or write the language and not speak it (you know what the words mean in your native language)

[rushyrulz]

Re: Would you rather?

I feel like there are a lot more languages written down than are spoken, so that one. Plus fuck this learning programming shit, insta-download dat into my brain.

Would you rather have the ability to make your saliva taste like whatever you wanted it to at any point in time (as long as you've eaten the thing you're replicating before...), but only be allowed to eat 5 meals a week (as big as you want), OR be able to eat as much food as you want for 1/3 the cost, but 2/3 of your taste buds are gone?

EDIT: lol choosing option A would have an interesting effect on making out xD

[Izzy]

Re: Would you rather?

1/3rd the cost on food for sure. I'd save so much money. I doubt missing some taste buds would really be that big of a deal.

Would you rather only be allowed to drink water for the rest of your life or only be allowed to drink your favorite soda?

[drizzleRomanceGirl]

Re: Would you rather?

1/3rd the cost on food for sure. I'd save so much money. I doubt missing some taste buds would really be that big of a deal.

Would you rather only be allowed to drink water for the rest of your life or only be allowed to drink your favorite soda?

I would rather be restricted to only drinking water for the rest of my life because soda wouldn't taste good if I continuously drank it. However, water doesn't have a taste in the first place, so it can taste better when I'm extremely thirsty and when I buy different types of bottled water. ^.^

Would you rather spread peanut butter on your feet and lick all of it off, or ride an elephant into the Amazon Jungle who is on a rampage?

[rushyrulz]

Re: Would you rather?

I would rather spread peanut butter on my feet and lick it off since I probably wouldn't die doing that...

Would you rather be a world-class gymnast or a phunkey phresh breakdancer?

[drizzleRomanceGirl]

Re: Would you rather?

I would rather spread peanut butter on my feet and lick it off since I probably wouldn't die doing that...

Would you rather be a world-class gymnast or a phunkey phresh breakdancer?

I would rather be a world-class gymnast because I find it fun to balance well. ^.^

Would you rather travel to the bottom of the ocean in a submarine or travel to the center of the Earth, (assuming you won't die or be injured in either case)?