Would you rather?

[Riotpolice]

Re: Would you rather?

Russian Roulette all the way! You would never see it comming...as with an electrocution, it would be, as you said, painful and you would know that you are going to die.
Would you rather eat an apple with 250 razors stuck in it (the whole thing) or have someone cut out both your eyes with a plastic spork?

[pmonibuv1]

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Apple cuz me hungry and want food.

Die by horsefcuk or die by gas chamber?

[PrawnSkunk]

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gas chamber - that way i'll keep my colon.

left stranded in Antarctica for a month, or the 'north pole' for a month?

[Kiani_cc]

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North pole because santa is there

Would you rather have a poopy diaper shoved in your face or some random persons butt shoved in your face?

[Crashfan3]

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It's safe to assume that the latter isn't covered in feces, so I'll take the butt.

Which situation would you rather be in:
a) Holding a gun to Obama's head with 150 FBI sharpshooters ready to take you out
or
b) Suddenly teleported to downtown Pyongyang wearing a bright red/white/blue shirt that reads "GOD BLESS AMERICA"

[ULTIMEGA]

Re: Would you rather?

I'd do the latter, cause damn it, I'm an American, and I'm proud of it!

Would you rather have Chuck Norris bend you into a human pretzel, or get clocked in the gonads by a golfing robot?

[Emithith]

Re: Would you rather?

Hit in the nads by the robot. It doesn't involve me getting turned into anything painful. (Besides, once you meet Chuck, you're ****ed)

Would you rather have a map of the world etched into your stomach with a rusty staple? Or would you like to have Freddie massacre all your friends for your whole life. (and any new ones)

[-zeroSKILL-]

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Have at 'em Freddie. As long as that doesn't include family or my significant other, I don't really need friends~

Would you rather accept the love or your life back into your life even after founding out she/he cheated on you (and they never would again), or go the rest of your life after them without loving another single person?

[H3rM1on3]

Re: Would you rather?

Well, people do make mistakes - so I guess I'd rather accept the love of my life back into my life... I know, I'm a hopeless romantic.


Would you rather take a guy/girl from someone because you fell in love with them - or would you continue to hold what you had in your heart never revealing it?

[Cavernio]

Re: Would you rather?

Take the guy from someone, providing he's willing of course. Shit, that was an easy one. I even tried to do that, in a sad, pity me type of way...he totally didnt' want to.

Would you rather...be a drunk or be clinically depressed?

[Gravity Kitten]

Re: Would you rather?

is this a trick question?

DRUNK ALL DA WAY.

Would you rather be trampled by elephants or have sex with a mermaid? (She's giving it to you, and you're on top.)

[Kiani_cc]

Re: Would you rather?

Sexy time with the mermaid ;D.

Would you rather get hit with Thor's hammer (he's hitting you and it has the lighting on it as well) or get Hulk smashed?

[rushyrulz]

Re: Would you rather?

Definitely Hulk Smashed.

Would you rather be forced to eat only cotton candy for the rest of your life or only funnel cakes.

[typing like wat]

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cotton candy so i dont choke if i eat too fast

Would you rather be anti-social with lots of friends or social with no friends at all (for the rest of you life)

[iironiic]

Re: Would you rather?

cotton candy so i dont choke if i eat too fast

Would you rather be anti-social with lots of friends or social with no friends at all (for the rest of you life)

Probably anti-social with a lot of friends. I've been in similar situations when I was too social and didn't really have many reliable friends, particularly back in high school. I certainly don't want to experience that again.

Would you rather be told many lies by someone you love or would you rather be told many truths by someone you hate?