Q: What do you call it when a six year old loses her virginity?
A: Lolipop.
Q: What do abortionists eat for breakfast?
A: Scrambled eggs.
Yes, I came up with those myself and yes, they are twisted. Also, please give me credit if you want to use them for any reason. I'm proud of them, even though I shouldn't be.
Edit: Crap, looks like I'm too late, that's what I get for not reading the last page of the thread.
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