Make a Wish!

[BeatofIke]

Re: Make a Wish!

lol, this thread is funny

[Crashfan3]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but your also completely amputated.

I wish I was rich.

Granted, but people are constantly stealing your identity to pay their rent and buy their crack.

I wish I could run for more than 2 miles without getting tired.

[Psychotik]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but you then become extremely popular and compete in the next Olympic games as a marathon runner, get married and have a few kids but your marriage will fail when she finds out about your 2 mistresses and she leaves you and takes the kids with her and flee to Finland so you try to get back with your mistresses but they both decline so you get depressed and go on hiding and blending in with society as a door-to-door door salesman slowly building up a drug addiction and you start dealing but the police bust you and you land in a federal prison being raped by Charlie Sheen with a tattoo of a penis on his face.

I wish I had some new headphones.

[Fantasticone]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but all you can hear is RickRoll.

I wish I could have good luck.

[phe0nixblade]

Re: Make a Wish!

granted, but you get caught on fire while winning a cooking contest that you don't remember entering

I wish I was a turtle

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

Re: Make a Wish!

granted but you're stuck on your shell for life.

I wish I could run into a wall

[Kibblre]

Re: Make a Wish!

granted but you're stuck on your shell for life.

I wish I could run into a wall

Granted, but you bust through it and a rapist lies on the other side.

I wish I could manipulate time.

[MarioNintendo]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but your Dolorean runs out of gas. (wink: gas prices)

I wish I could be an FFR R1 music producer

[HammyMcSquirrel]

Re: Make a Wish!

One post per page, guys. Keep it in mind.

[cedolad]

Re: Make a Wish!

granted, but people are gonna ignore that rule anyways

I wish I had a band.

[eastsideman09]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but you never make it out of the garage.

I wish something interesting or funny were on TV right now...

[jprox445]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted. But it so funny you never laugh again!

I wish I was a Pretty Little Girl! They get all the attention!

[patricio]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted. But, the teddy bear on your avatar picture stalks you for the rest of your life.

I wish I would've checked on my grilled cheese sandwich!

[benguino]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but the stove was off and you realize that you need to wait another 10 minutes or so to actually cook it.

I wish I had a better sense of fashion.

[rzr]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but your favorite attire is Lady Gaga's meat dress.

I wish I could fly.