Make a Wish!

[eastsideman09]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but when it comes to ball, you'll never get picked at all.

I wish to get laid on my birthday by a super hot chick with a perfect vagina.

[Superfreak04]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but your dick is too small that she rejects you when you pull your pants down.
I wish I could speak spanish.

[DN_Catastrophic]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but you can never speak English again!

I wish I ruled the world.

[eastsideman09]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but God smites you.

Granted, but your dick is too small that she rejects you when you pull your pants down.

I wish my dick was bigger.

[Crashfan3]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but you now have multiple STDs.

I wish it would stop raining.

[Fantasticone]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but you now will forever endure Blizzards.

I wish I could fly.

[i love you]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted but you're not Micheal Jordan

I wish i was asian.

[pmonibuv1]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted but you cant handle it and explode.
I wish I could explode on command.

[Izzy]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but you explode on command and die. Losing that ability.

I wish I had a job.

[Kiani_cc]

Re: Make a Wish!

granted, but 5 min. later you get fired.

i wish i wasnt so overwhelmed and stressed.

[samurai7694]

Re: Make a Wish!

I wish I was dead

[Izzy]

Re: Make a Wish!

You forgot to finish the last persons post

Granted, but then you were resuscitated back to life and given your $50,000 hospital bill.

I wish I had a new computer.

[customstuff]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but it gets a horrible virus that rick rolls you for hours without being able to turn the volume down.


I wish I had a better car.

[bob bob]

Re: Make a Wish!

granted, but this has no big engine , no windows and is from 1894

I wish I was dumb

[Fantasticone]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but your also completely amputated.

I wish I was rich.