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  • Hateandhatred
    "The Quebec Steparatist."
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Feb 2011
    • 1974

    #166
    Re: ★ Make a Wish!

    Granted, but you will lose a part of your body everytime, like a finger or your dick.

    I wish I could know everything that is knowable about people and about the world
    Forgot where I put my old sig lol

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    • Frenegade
      FFR Player
      • Nov 2011
      • 34

      #167
      Re: ★ Make a Wish!

      Granted, but you lose the all-too-important knowledge of self.

      I wish that I was a chef in a five star restaurant.
      Last edited by Frenegade; 06-7-2012, 04:43 AM. Reason: glutton for grammar (sometimes)

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      • XxMidigamixX
        FFR Player
        • Nov 2010
        • 2040

        #168
        Re: ★ Make a Wish!

        granted, but the only thing you have to work there is a toaster.

        I wish that there was a remote controller that can make people quiet around you and you can manipulate the enviroment. Click Reference lol
        Click to join!





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        • Hateandhatred
          "The Quebec Steparatist."
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Feb 2011
          • 1974

          #169
          Re: ★ Make a Wish!

          Granted, but each time you use it a year of your life is taken off.

          I wish I could be blind and deaf, and that the weather would always be an incredibly harsh winter outside.
          Forgot where I put my old sig lol

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          • Frenegade
            FFR Player
            • Nov 2011
            • 34

            #170
            Re: ★ Make a Wish!

            Granted, but it's all in your head. Oh, and you're Sarah Palin.

            I wish a six pack of Newcastle would appear every time I said "aaand... boom!"

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            • popsicle_3000
              Legendary Noob
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Sep 2005
              • 4641

              #171
              Re: ★ Make a Wish!

              Granted, but this six pack of newcastle does in fact go BOOM, and you die...
              I wish i had a girl in my bed tonight

              Originally posted by One Winged Angel
              39,000 popsicles pro bg blue note arrow slayer whoa damn..
              Originally posted by Xx{Midnight}xX
              one way to stream them all
              Originally posted by Xiz
              Right after sex, it skillboosted me by +10 levels from like a 35-45 about. (Which then 15 min's later I got really tired and couldn't play anymore)

              But then my lady friend got pissed off I was playing FFR instead of playing her. Then for the rest of the night she played the 'Only want me for my body' card and I didn't get to sleep with blankets that night.
              Originally posted by thesunfan
              replacing ifitypedhisnameaslargeashisnamesuggests,iwouldgetbanned with theelongatedaustrocanadian3000 (pop).
              Originally posted by reuben_tate
              Title: Popsicle Three

              Thousand the farthest
              He's gone in an official
              Whoop hip hip hooray!
              Originally posted by U.N. Owen
              kjwkjw: "oh my god, Tosh. Post that in the thread."

              @popsicle_3000:
              Danger incoming
              The popsicles are melting
              Three thousand of them
              Originally posted by Wayward Vagabond
              you got to ease the topic into some conversation and let it go from there

              dynam0: man friend that was an intense sm session right?
              friend: haha yeah you really nailed those patterns
              dynam0: yeah man kind of like how gay dudes nail other gay dudes in the ass!
              friend: hey bro can i tell you something
              dynam0 yeah man whats up?
              friend: hypothetically speaking would you care if i was bisexual or maybe even gay?
              dynam0: bro we shower together after sm sessions all the time and i'll still shower with you even if you are gay or w/e thats your thing just dont try to ram my ass HAHAHA
              friend: thanks man
              dynam0: no problem man
              Originally posted by One Winged Angel
              pop takin' time out of playing irl Trauma Center to check in on his fiffer buds (mm)
              Originally posted by Xiz
              Well, Popsicle won every award this year so it was canceled.

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              • Hateandhatred
                "The Quebec Steparatist."
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Feb 2011
                • 1974

                #172
                Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                Originally posted by popsicle_3000
                Granted, but this six pack of newcastle does in fact go BOOM, and you die...
                I wish i had a girl in my bed tonight
                Granted but you're being gangbanged by Joseph Fritzl, Brian peppers and the pope and she's recording the sexual act before putting it on RedTube.

                I wish I was a beautiful smart girl.
                Forgot where I put my old sig lol

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                • Frenegade
                  FFR Player
                  • Nov 2011
                  • 34

                  #173
                  Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                  Granted, but you are ugly on the inside. And a terrible cook.
                  :P

                  I wish I had a jar of Claussen pickles and some fresh pastrami.

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                  • DustyFart
                    FFR Player
                    • May 2011
                    • 230

                    #174
                    Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                    Granted but after you eat all of that, you win the lottery

                    I wish I could fly
                    Originally posted by supermousie
                    owait

                    eric shin = ~erection~

                    I'm an idiot.
                    Originally posted by foilman8805
                    find where midnight lives and touch his penis since i'm quite sure no one else will ever do it

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                    • Frenegade
                      FFR Player
                      • Nov 2011
                      • 34

                      #175
                      Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                      Granted, but you are R Kellys bitch now (and he's aware of how you damn near sabatoged the thread with yr wizdumb).




                      I wish I had a concrete mini bowl in my backyard.

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                      • d-feather
                        FFR Player
                        • Dec 2012
                        • 24

                        #176
                        Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                        Granted, but the concrete hasn't dried.
                        I wish I was able to walk through walls.

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                        • Xiz
                          TWG Chaos
                          FFR Simfile Author
                          • Feb 2012
                          • 3399

                          #177
                          Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                          I sometime's wish I was a pentagon. Bitches love shapes.

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                          • PrawnSkunk
                            Administrator
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            FFR Administrator
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 3907

                            #178
                            Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                            Originally posted by d-feather
                            I wish I was able to walk through walls.
                            Granted, but you can't walk through any open/closed doors.

                            I wish I could lift.

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                            • Frenegade
                              FFR Player
                              • Nov 2011
                              • 34

                              #179
                              Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                              Granted, but during a televised lifting event, you shit yourself.


                              I wish my uncle wasn't a bipolar nightmare.

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                              • DragonIIDX
                                Not dragon, but dinosaur
                                • Aug 2008
                                • 916

                                #180
                                Re: ★ Make a Wish!

                                Granted but your Uncle is still a jerk even without being bipolar.

                                I wish I didn't have to go to work today in this blizzard


                                Originally posted by clasko1000
                                banned for having an affair with peach
                                Originally posted by dAnceguy117
                                d-guy and d-guy skype pals 10/15/13
                                Simfiles Updated 11/30/13

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