Make a Wish!

[Trogdor!!!!]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted, but now everything becomes completely wireless.

I wish Pokemon were real.

[icontrolyourworld]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted but they all went extinct a long time ago

I wish I was exactly 1 inch taller.

[justin_ator]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted but everyone else is now two inches taller.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[icontrolyourworld]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted but you're now a robot
I wish my video camera didn't die

[popsicle_3000]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted, but now you can't turn it off, and it starts streaming everything from your room onto the internet. GG privacy...

I wish I could get Heavy

[Frank Munoz]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted, but now you can't turn it off, and it starts streaming everything from your room onto the internet. GG privacy...

I wish I could get Heavy

Heavy as in... Otakuspeedvibe(heavy)? or.... heavy heavy?

[Herogashix]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

I wish I could get Heavy

Granted, but you will never get Oni.

I wish I could have 1000 dollars worth of pocky.

[Frenegade]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted. But due to a factory error, they all came without the frosted coating.

I wish girls would stop shaving off their eyebrows, then penciling on new ones.

:P

[Frank Munoz]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted. But due to a factory error, they all came without the frosted coating.

I wish girls would stop shaving off their eyebrows, then penciling on new ones.

:P

Granted, but now all the guys do it; including you.
I wish I could be healthier.

[Frenegade]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted, but word around town of your overnight health boost sparks rumours of alleged steroid use. The girls in town start cracking jokes at your wang size, forcing you into a life of solitude, WOW all-nighters and pr0n abuse.
;P

I wish could play classical guitar effortlessly.

[Hateandhatred]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted, but word around town of your overnight health boost sparks rumours of alleged steroid use. The girls in town start cracking jokes at your wang size, forcing you into a life of solitude, WOW all-nighters and pr0n abuse.
;P

I wish could play classical guitar effortlessly.

Granted, but you're blind like Jose Feliciano.

I wish I get to enjoy my trip in Europe this summer.

[Herogashix]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted, but on your way back home your plane crashes into the ocean.

I wish I got 100 dollars a day for life.

[midnghtraver]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted, but on your way back home your plane crashes into the ocean.

I wish I got 100 dollars a day for life.

Granted, but its monopoly money.

I wish for waffles, for I am in bed and dont want to get up and make them.

[DustyFart]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted, but I topped your waffles with my poop.

I wish I was the best FFR player ever

[supermousie]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted, but then dossar would call bs on you, irredeemably shaming you in front of the FFR community.

I wish for the ability to instantaneously teleport wherever and whenever I want.