Make a Wish!

[Emithith]

Re: Make a Wish!

granted, but it doesn't have legs

I wish everything would go back to normal on the internet (pre-2012)

[iironiic]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted. Too bad they don't have Internet back in the days when the Mayans existed.

I wish to raise my IQ by 10 points.

[benguino]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted. Too bad they don't have Internet back in the days when the Mayans existed.

I wish to raise my IQ by 10 points.

Granted, but everyone else's IQ raised by 100 points, making you look not as smart.

[Kibblre]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but everyone else's IQ raised by 100 points, making you look not as smart.

No wish? K, I guess we're starting over.

I wish I was able to manipulate time.

[rushyrulz]

Re: Make a Wish!

Granted, but moving through frozen air molecules would be like trying to walk through a brick wall.

I wish mosquitoes were only allowed to have one offspring each.

[UserNameGoesHere]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted, but each of their offsprings is born embedded in your skin like the botfly larva, to burst forth painfully upon maturity, turning you into a walking parasitic host of mosquitoes.

I wish I had such ridiculous amounts of muscle I could bench press full-grown elephants with my pinky fingers.

[benguino]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted but you didn't have any other fingers.

I wish Notepad looked prettier.

[Fluvs]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted, but now all the Notepads has no feature within it

I wish I could travel through time

[icontrolyourworld]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

granted but you were only able to travel back in time once and you were eaten by a dinosaur

i wish i was a pie

[Winrar]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted, but you were a dingleberry pie.

I wish I had more steak

[Thatskier]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted, but now that no one else in the world eats cow, you are seen as a murderer and sent to prison.

I wish I could retake my Physics exam

[benguino]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted, but you have to complete it with 100% and in 10 seconds or else you fail the class.

I wish glass wouldn't hurt when I step on it.

[XxMidigamixX]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

granted but everything else that you step on now will be extremely painful

I wish that FPS games would stop overpowering every goddamn weapon each time a new game comes out

[pikakirby123]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted but now everyone else has mad skillz and is camping you and killing you .000001 seconds after you spawn.

I wish that lag would go away forever.

[gold stinger]

Re: ★ Make a Wish!

Granted, but the lag from software stays. Louis Amriham Gharv will be in the news tomorrow morning, supposedly to have disappeared.

I wish that USB plugins could be plugged into anything.