Rubix's Dirty Haiku Chaining Game

[eastsideman09]

Re: Rubix's Dirty Haiku Chaining Game

What's a vagina?
It's a comfortable place,
Fish scented teddy's.

edited to fit rules

[smartdude1212]

Re: Rubix's Dirty Haiku Chaining Game

(a borrowed 5-syllable line can only go in the second line, but if you're keeping a 3-syllable line you can put it at the first or third line of your own haiku).

Come in my back door,
It's a comfortable place.
Touch my soft blanket.

[Litodude]

Re: Rubix's Dirty Haiku Chaining Game

Touch my soft blanket
And I'll ravaged your insides
While you scream, "F*ck me!"

[Patashu]

Re: Rubix's Dirty Haiku Chaining Game

While you scream, "F*ck me!"
I'll be tightening your bonds
Give pleasure through pain

edit: ugh I don't feel like working bodily fluids into it somehow

[iironiic]

Re: Rubix's Dirty Haiku Chaining Game

Give pleasure through pain
As if there's no tomorrow.
Yeah bitch, get down more.

[FuzenAkuma]

Re: Rubix's Dirty Haiku Chaining Game

Give pleasure through pain.
I will explode on your eyes,
Then laugh cuz you're blind.

[rushyrulz]

Re: Rubix's Dirty Haiku Chaining Game

Give pleasure through pain.
Can you fit your whole fist in?
I bet you can, bitch.

<sidenote> Best bump ever, lito.

[zadkiel91]

Re: Rubix's Dirty Haiku Chaining Game

My hole is open.
Can you fit your whole fist in?
Fist-fuk makes me cum

[Salitz]

Re: Rubix's Dirty Haiku Chaining Game

My hole is open
Will you stick it inside me?
Wait, I am not gay

[Izlude77714]

Re: Rubix's Dirty Haiku Chaining Game

ITT: homosexuals in the closet get practice cybering with other men until they get the courage to tell their family that they like boys more than girls