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  • GamerShadow
    FFR Player
    • Oct 2005
    • 2534
    #1

    Diss-a-n00b

    Basically, come up with the funniest, most cruel "Welcome to the forums" message possible.

    I'll start simple.

    "Welcome to the forums." F*** YOU.
    Note to self Finish.
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    • Windscarredfaith
      (づ￣ ³￣)づ watermelon
      • Mar 2005
      • 2612
      #2
      Re: Diss-a-n00b

      Hello noobie. Please gtfo now.

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        • rade0110
          FFR Player
          • Dec 2004
          • 1253
          #3
          Re: Diss-a-n00b

          We don't care about you. Now please go kill yourself.
          Originally posted by Synthlight
          Everyone uses quotes from Synthlight in their signature. So I'm making this one up to fit in.

          Cheers,

          Synthlight

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            • lexis_is_icecold24
              FFR Player
              • Jul 2005
              • 260
              #4
              Re: Diss-a-n00b

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_gvBF0UDGI


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                • rockincoke
                  FFR Player
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 62
                  #5
                  Re: Diss-a-n00b

                  Get used to insults, ******.


                  cupcakeface X (9:23:16 PM): tell me the hotdog story again!!!
                  Magus355 (9:23:22 PM): no
                  cupcakeface X (9:23:25 PM): why???
                  Magus355 (9:23:36 PM): because there's nothin special about it
                  Magus355 (9:23:43 PM): I mean, they cooked some ****in hot dogs and I ate some

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                    • Slayer6662
                      Banned
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 0
                      #6
                      Re: Diss-a-n00b

                      Bitch !!!

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                        • HiSummoner
                          FFR Player
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 10
                          #7
                          Re: Diss-a-n00b

                          Your a noob, deal with it.


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                            • Vishnal
                              FFR Player
                              • Jan 2007
                              • 419
                              #8
                              Re: Diss-a-n00b

                              Hi there. BOW DOWN TO ME.
                              AAAs: 56


                              Originally posted by Brilliant Dynamite Neon
                              Tass: This better not be a token for convention attenders only or else I will hunt you down and shove a rake up your ass.
                              Originally posted by Doug31, about Colt.45
                              This is the site where people lie about their scores, not about their gender. You'd be thinking of MySpace.

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                                • meiloyn
                                  FFR Player
                                  • Feb 2007
                                  • 291
                                  #9
                                  Re: Diss-a-n00b

                                  Hi, and welcome to the forums. Learn to spell, follow the ****ing rules and don't piss me off and you'll survive. *waves banstick*

                                  Edit: Wait a minute. I'm not a mod. I don't have a banstick.

                                  Well, a mod will probably hit you with the banstick anyway.
                                  Last edited by meiloyn; 03-1-2007, 01:33 PM.
                                  My little corner of Local Reality Quotes:

                                  Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret.
                                  Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you?
                                  Zack: Shut up. It's funny.
                                  Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content

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                                    • Bangcrashboom
                                      The Lulz, Do It For Them
                                      • Nov 2006
                                      • 1055
                                      #10
                                      Re: Diss-a-n00b

                                      Hey there little noobies.... i h8 u go kill urself and gtfo f my way stupid piece of....

                                      Originally posted by Bolth mannn
                                      Bangcrashboom lets make our manboobs touch.

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                                        • meno_rocks123
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Nov 2005
                                          • 2324
                                          #11
                                          Re: Diss-a-n00b

                                          Hello. I hope you BURN IN HELL.

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                                            • Matrixdude
                                              And She Screams My Name
                                              • Jun 2006
                                              • 1351
                                              #12
                                              Re: Diss-a-n00b

                                              W......T.........F............

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                                                • thepondermatic
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                  • 73
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Diss-a-n00b

                                                  As a n00b, you will find that all of the users on here will **** your ****ing ****y ****. Just so long as you don't talk to anyone and don't make eye contact, maybe you won't be thoroughly ****ing pwnd that you die instantly and horribly.

                                                  Have a good day.
                                                  MAX is my homie.

                                                  Originally posted by SulferDragon
                                                  I wish someone would quote me in their sig.

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                                                    • Hepcat06
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Jan 2007
                                                      • 26
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Diss-a-n00b

                                                      Newb can be spelled many different ways.
                                                      Newb
                                                      n00b
                                                      newbie
                                                      noob
                                                      nub
                                                      nube
                                                      F***er
                                                      But here we spell it "(insert noobs username here)"
                                                      HOW'S IT HANGING HONKY?


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                                                        • Ghosttracker6766
                                                          FFR Player
                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                          • 2
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Diss-a-n00b

                                                          n00bie, no0b, now go away.

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