1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

[bmfer]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

you kick some ass

[Wootsicle]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Strap a vest of red sticks to yourself, run in and yell "FOR ALLAH, *insert jibberish here*"

mblblblblblblblbl!

ROFL!!!

Cause some sort of attention grabber that causes an employee to come over to you, and take soap from the shelf, open it. When the employee reaches you, look at them in a really scary way, drop the soap, bend over and shove your rear end into their crotch and say, "Oops, let me get this," in a very slow, seductive manor.

No, really if you want to get kicked out just go grab a couple of their baseball bats and run down the isles knocking EVERYTHING off the shelf.

[thepondermatic]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Sing The Never Ending Song at the top of your lungs for as long as it takes to be escorted all the way outside. Bonus points for keeping it up and being forced to leave the parking lot as well.

[HiSummoner]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Secretly slip your Wii in your backpack or suitcase and go to the Big Screen TV Isle.. Hook up your Wii and go to the Wii Browser (comes out in April) and go to FFR. Turn the Volume all the way up and play the most obnoxious song you can find. Guess What happens next?

I need a Wii, I'm going into Denial... ):

[HiSummoner]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

pay some hotn dude 2 go up to the gay manager and have him ask 'What's shakin'?' while he's trying to rape him, steal all of the tvsu can find, lots of extension cords, and soda pop. IMPROVISE!

[ARMSBot101]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Two: Hide in the clothes racks and whisper "pick me" to unsuspecting customers until they complain. If they find you, smile at them and pretend to hide yourself under clothes you have taken off the other racks and say " you can't see me."

Hide in the clothes racks and say "Your fat ass isn't gonna fit in that."

[Pikachu655]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Bring in a sign that says **** YOU WAL-MART! (Insert f word in the stars)

[Doug31]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Bump an old game thread so old in Wal-Mart that it gets locked in the next 24 hours. Also make sure to bring some explosives.

[spinal_compression]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Scream, "Holy epic bump!" As many times as possible.

[Pikachu655]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

1. put all the bibles in the non-ficton center.
2. Take all the thongs and put them in the mens casual clothing center.
3. write BOOBY on all the kids toys.
4. Streak.
5. Prank call with playing the song "i'm too sexy" by Right Said Fred

[spinal_compression]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Scan your private body parts to try and find a price.

[GuidoHunter]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

I SWEAR I locked this last time I saw it...

--Guido

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