1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

[Bangcrashboom]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

106. Ask random people if they wanna make out in the store, and ask for their phone numbers (including the employes)

btw can we post more than once?

[meiloyn]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Around Halloween, take one of the plastic axes, hide inside a clothing rack, and jump out with your axe screaming out loud when someone passes by. Do this for every few people, and then move to a different rack.

When the workers come to take you out, tell them that you were trying to keep faitful to the holidays.

[M-C-K]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

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[HiSummoner]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Hide behind the Candy in the Candy isle and when someone walks by, open a bag and chuck at them. the scream (still behind the candy) THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON YOUR DIET!

[Matrixdude]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Kill... Some dude...

[Bangcrashboom]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Materbate in front of people.....

[HiSummoner]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Go shopping and grab everything that you've every wanted and more and take it to the check-out. Give the cashier 12 cents and when he says something to you scream, 'NAKID LADIES DON'T WEAR BIKINIS!' then run to the intercom and repeat.

[Chocaholic]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

go up to some one and glomp them ( a glomp is a mix between a hug and tackle)

pick up some one and caryy them all around wal-mart yelling and screaming and tell the people that stare at you that you are perfectly normal( I ve done this before^^long story if you want to know pm me)

[Rushm0r3-091404]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

GET DRUNK AND RUN AROUND THE STOR CUSSING OR SINGING!!!ROFLOL!XD
TAKE SHOPPING CARTS AND RUN INTO *ILES*(HOW EVER U SPELL IT)XD
[THATS 2]

[Windscarredfaith]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Open every grocery item and eat a little of each bag, and put it back on the shelves.

[lXD]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

tie up the handycap people and cover them in thhose stupid simley stickers

[shantred]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Okay, I know I don't post much, but I couldn't miss out on this one
(Yes, my friends and I have done this).
Go find some hair-dye. Buy it, and while at checkout, have small-chat with your chashier and immediately after you pay for it, open it up, and start dying your hair at the checkout. This will OF COURSE, prompt the cashier to ask you what you're doing.
Simply look at them, say "No habla english." and get right back to what you were doing. They will likely start calling you a liar, or something. Just keep saying "NO HABLA ENGLISH!" and as time goes on, get more and more angry/offended. After about the third time, get really pissed off, and squirt the contents of the hair-dye onto them, throw the bottle down, and QUICKLY walk out.

Some rules:
DON'T SPRAY AT THEIR FACE! <----important. This could make them blind, and quite frankly, could get you in more trouble than just getting kicked out.
If they start speaking spanish, Immediately act offended at what they said, and continue on with the prank.

Yes, my friends and I ARE idiots.

[Tsunami.wav]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Strap a vest of red sticks to yourself, run in and yell "FOR ALLAH, *insert jibberish here*"

[M-C-K]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

take a laptop and start whacking

[orly101]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

120.go to a walmart with a mcdonalds, go to one of the isles, tell him "wheres my ****en kids meal!"