1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

[shadowolf]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

at the checkout whenever someone comes over the intercom just lay down and scream " not the voices! no not the voices again!"

[Coolboyrulez0]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Steal the Playstation 3 on display^^

[meiloyn]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Somehow hack into Walmart's muzak/intercom speakers and play the most horrible and vulgar metal you know.

I'd have fun with that one. xD

[ARMSBot101]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Sit in the fitting rooms for 5-10 minutes and scream "Where's the toilet paper???"

[orly101]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

take off ur close stand on the check out counter thing and sya u want a taste of this blow pop

LMFGDAO! THATS INSTANT LOL THERE! THIS GUY WINS!

[thepondermatic]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Make a big deal about how you can carry a several thousand dollar TV from the electronics section to the check-out counter yourself. A few feet away from the counter, intentionally drop it, and demand that the store pays for it themseleves becaseu no one helped you.

[rushyrulz]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Try to get WalMart to sell your new, high-tech plasma screen TV stealing device.

[M-C-K]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

yell out WAL MART IS RACIST

[TD_Darkness]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

How will that get you banned?

Have one of your friends flirt with some old lady working there.
~Couple friends and I did try this before and got kicked out~

[M-C-K]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

where i live that will get u banned(fulla rednecks)

shank someone using the gituar from gituar hero

[Sapphire Rain]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Put your arms in the sleeves of a shirt and grab people who pass by.

[thepondermatic]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Knock over all of the shelves.

*push* *BOOM* *push* *BOOM* *push* *BOOM*...

[meiloyn]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Put on every hat from the Walmart hat rack in a tower and pretend you're the Mad Hatter.

Then run down every aisle screaming, "HAT TIME!" and throw hats off your head.

[BoAroXz]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

shoot the clerk

[FRANKKK]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

tie an old woman to the ground then set up a ramp from the sports section...then take a bike, go off the ramp and land on the old women.