1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

[MattCatt]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Barricade yourself with carts in the toy department and stare people down when they walk by as you shout "They're mine, I saw them first." This is more effective the older you are and the scruffier you look.

[ffrrocksya]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

one way is too get caught shop lifting many times.

[rade0110]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Go into the kitchen area, find a cleaver wait until a helper comes around and asks "Do you need a hand or anything?"cut off his arm. Then pick it up and say "why yes I did thanks!"

[lXD]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

get a shopping cart and a partner, then get into a shopping cart with a broom or some long object in hand and charge down the isles yelling FREEDOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!


while hitting random people and knocking things off shelves

[orly101]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Yell Out "the Divinci Code Is The Best Movie Ive Ever Saw!'

[meiloyn]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Mash the touchscreen on the DS to death.

[sammo123]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

take off ur close stand on the check out counter thing and sya u want a taste of this blow pop

[Hwscottsmcgram]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Take a shopping cart and Joust with a firend OR just scream real loud

[meiloyn]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Push a shopping cart into Walmart's bathroom, and attempt to remove a toilet from the floor. When you find that you're having trouble, contact a worker, and tell him that you'd like to buy this toilet, but you can't pick it up. When the worker tells you that the toilet is not for sale, stomp out angrily, yelling about selfishness.

[Matrixdude]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Try to buy something...

[sammo123]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

lol matrixdude lol i posted under u agian

[Vishnal]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Sue the smokin' hot blonde female manager for sexual harassment because she gives you erections from being so hot. Say she has telepathic powers and touches you at night.

Then, on the same note, sue her for making you blind. Then go to Wal-Mart, grab your man-boob and stuff it in a jar of mayo so your nipples get covered with it. Then sue the most important male worker for sexual abuse, and show people your masturbation wounds on your... thing... to "prove it."

Uh, this works best if you're a guy.

[ffrrocksya]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

complain that your not getting payed enough to the manager

[meiloyn]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Start a union with other workers that campaigns for better wages for Walmart workers.

[shadowolf]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

sit in the clothes racks and whenever someone passes start whispering "buy me! no buy me!"