1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

[moches]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Ask the clerk to rip the receipt for you. When he does, start yelling at him.

Look at the manager funny, the get out a ruler and measure his waistline, his muscle, his everything (not including the unmentionables). Tap your head in bewilderment and say, "Hmmmmmmmm.... I thought managers had to be fit".

A classic: cut into the line. When people tell you to go back, act like you have no idea what they are talking about.

Bring a bag of hard-boiled eggs and throw them at random people. When a person of authority comes, throw a pancake.

Hum.

Set up a blind date for a unmarried employee................ with the one person they would never go out with. (To find out who that person is, ask this question to the lucky datee of honor: If you could choose one boy/girl to cast off to a desert island, who would it be?)

Repeat 30-million times.

[Vishnal]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Go into the electronics department and yell, "Shenmue 3 isn't coming out!"

Fight ensues. When detained by the police, they put out a restraining order on all electronics because you broke a PS3 when you smashed it on the clerk's skull because he was kicking your ass.

Men: Stick yours in the PS3 disk slot.
Women: Stick a Nintendo DS up yours.

[orly101]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Go into the electronics department and yell, "Shenmue 3 isn't coming out!"

Fight ensues. When detained by the police, they put out a restraining order on all electronics because you broke a PS3 when you smashed it on the clerk's skull because he was kicking your ass.

Men: Stick yours in the PS3 disk slot.
Women: Stick a Nintendo DS up yours.

lol good one

[scoper49]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Stand in one spot, without moving, smiling, or reacting and if they ask you to leave look nervous and tell them the big demon in front of you will eat you if you try to run. If the clerk grabs you run away screaming as if you were trying to dode the attacks from the demon throwing over all the items in your way to slow him down.

[angelfire12343]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

grab a some boxes of mentos and some coke. put the mentos in the cokes, shake, scream BOMS AWAY!!! and chuck them at the clerks and customers....(for more dramatic effect keep running in and out of the store yelling REMEMBER THE ALAMO!) enjoy.

[MrPoptart]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

fill your cart with random items and push the cart, hide in some clothes
and watch your cart roll out the door

[meiloyn]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Stand atop a huge box and start stripping for money. When the workers find out that you are earning money faster than they are, they'll throw you out. Continue stripping outside. When you're thrown off grounds, strip on the sidewalk. When the police come to arrest you for public nudity, tell them to **** off because you are trying to keep in touch with nature.

(For every 50 Bucks/25 Pounds (est.) you get, take something off. Leave lowerbody nudity for last.)

~*~

Flirt with the workers so much that they get distracted. Continue flirting with the person who tries to throw you out, even if you're not bisexual. If you do a good job, they might apply you as Walmart's commercial prostitute and you won't get banned after all.

[emerald000]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Go in the ammunition aisle and take a lot of ammos. When the cashier (or somebody else) is asking for why you need all of of these or for a bag or whatever, tell him/her it's for immediate use.

[SkilledLlama]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Go into the electronics department and yell, "Shenmue 3 isn't coming out!"

'Tis a sad, sad, realization...

[sebra]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

do some wacky stuff

[sebra]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

dudes

[meiloyn]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Now we're REALLY off track.

Get the most expensive item you can afford, and attempt to pay the cashier in pennies.

[angelfire12343]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

take a piantball gun and about 5 or 6 cans of pellets and start shooting everyone u see. (shoot the manager in the arse for best results)

[orly101]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

jack off in the girls restromms

[angelfire12343]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

oh oh i know! (this has happened here but at a different store)

become a high skool teacher.
become gay.
take ur man lover to the public restroom in the store.
have sex with him.
groan really loudly till the manager comes to find out wats wrong.
ask him if he wants to join you.
(priceless)