1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

[thepondermatic]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Act incredibly rude to the person at the check-out counter. When the manager comes, say as condescendingly as possible, "I don't have to listen to you stupid prigs. I got a 36 on the ACT." Works even better if you clearly couldn't score that high.

[ddranthony92]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

buy a 6 pack of beer and cheetos and go to where they have the recliners with the paper t.vs and sit there and watch it while ur drunk,lafing while in your tighty whities with you chest hair showing.lol

[TS_SonicMaster]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Go find one of those container things with the bunch of playground balls and keep taking them out and throwing them, then watch as they knock down thing over thing. Best if you take them by very fragile stuff.

[ffrrocksya]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

steal from the cash register

[scoper49]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

One: Follow around the people who are restocking the shelves and add every item they put on the shelf into your cart.
Two: Hide in the clothes racks and whisper "pick me" to unsuspecting customers until they complain. If they find you, smile at them and pretend to hide yourself under clothes you have taken off the other racks and say " you can't see me."
Three: Reorganize all the clothes so it fits, shirt, pants, shirt pants, bra, bikini, etc. or in any order.
Four: Reorganize all the men's clothing items into the ladies department and vise versa.
six: Men; fill your cart with womenly items and ask clerks where the *girl item here* are, then walk away. Find him later and ask the same question. Women; shop for power tools and a lot of man approved magazines.
** If you aren't kicked out, slowly walk towards the exit with a full cart, and then when the checkout person see's you, make a nervous look and turn around.**
Seven: Grab as many items as possible which would seem very wierd. IE a lot of diet soda, poprocks, and mentos. Or condoms and cat litter.
Then enter the 10 item or less lane. Attempt to use a school ID or Some other plastic object which obviously isn't a credit card and swipe it. Pretend to push numbers and look at the clerk nervously as if you had forgot your Credit Number. Continue that until the clerk is frustrated. Threaten the clerk with a ripe banana without getting banned just yet. Continue to push the numbers and hit the machine that you swipe the card in. After getting frusterated, leave your cart and run out of the doors. After about a half an hour, come back and buy a whole new assortment of random items with bad combined uses like earlier, and find the same clerk but this time attmepting to pay in pennies. If told you can't; ignore the clerk and continue to count one by one. If the clerk for some reason allows you to pay in pennies; count very slow and then after about 200 drop your whole entire penny jar. When the clerk finally gets pissed off and calls a manager, assuming you made it this far. Tell the clerk and the manager if they had been more patient, they could have won 100$ for being on mtv's "Boiling Points." When they have a reaction to this, tell them you were kidding. Leave your full cart a second time and leave the store. Once again a half hour later, buy everything you need and then head to the same clerk. Pay for your items as if nothing had happened and then complain to the manager of the clerk's bad customer services.

[Pichu_XP]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Bring music and put it on really loud. It works, it's been done and I was there.

[simulater10]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

attempt too pee on a cashier, then hug them.

--simulater

[Bakonfat]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Rape a little girl.

[SkilledLlama]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Though not as er, 'gruesome' for lack of a better term as the last ones:

Film a French video in the produce section where you bow to many carrots...

(Works in Meijers ^^)

[scoper49]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Steal the free samples and talk to yourself in a corner.

( 6 )

[moches]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Bakonfat, that's gross.

Try yelling in gibberish. It drives people crazy.

[moches]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Buy a box of donuts, walk out, then five minutes later come back in, sit on the floor and scream at the top of your lungs. When the cashier or manager or greeting guy or gal asks what's wrong, get emotional, and insist you didn't get enough chocolate sprinkles.

[angelfire12343]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

get all of the balls from the lil rubber pen they are in and just start throwing them at random people.

[simulater10]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

how would u play DDR on a lawn chair... lol

punching the clerk in the face and saying Oh! sorry, my hand slipped

ROFL, thats good.

--simulater

[scoper49]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

walk with very dark glasses and white out contacs so your pupils look grayish, then hit people in the legs with your cane.


( why do signs say " no pets allowed except for eye seeing dogs " as if the blind people give a damn? )