1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

[akuma696]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

run behind the deli counter, ejaculate on all the food and force feed it to the clerk behind the counter.

[MrPoptart]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

steal the same item repetively

[UberMario]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

2. Post a crappy thread on FFR from the customer service desk.

he's got a point, y'know.

[dead_juggalo]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

I've actually done this one... Duck behind a clothes rack and throw nerf footballs into big groups of people. I did get kicked out for a month. Oh noez. Not Wal-mart.

[Slyph]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Ive done this, Run pass the security detectors, scream "Ive got a bomb" and
run back out

Does getting arrested count?

[FRANKKK]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

bring in a box full of rats and let em loose at the registers to get people out of line

[the_unda_doggz]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

It can apply to Wal-Mart also, but I ran through
Publix in a bikini once. XD. My brother has the video on his computer.

[travman301]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Pour laxitives in the Slimfast when no one's looking.

[MrPoptart]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

iv done this
take off some of those things that make the cencer at the door beep(sudgesting that your stealing somthing) and wait for som 1 to leave. Before they get out the door, throw one through the cencers, sending them off, and having secerity check the person walking out.
its funny to watch the look on there faces when it beeps

[the_unda_doggz]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

iv done this
take off some of those things that make the cencer at the door beep(sudgesting that your stealing somthing) and wait for som 1 to leave. Before they get out the door, throw one through the cencers, sending them off, and having secerity check the person walking out.
its funny to watch the look on there faces when it beeps

Omg, please. Type with better spelling and grammar.

I had to take a second look at some of your words.

Also, just throwing a barcode through the sensors at Wal-Mart won't work

You make me mad when I read your posts sometimes. Lol

[idontcarewhatyouthink]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

38. bring a lawnchair to home entertainment and get a friend that works there to open the thing of games and give you the key, then sit in the lawnchair playing your favorite games, like DDR....

[orly101]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

yell out the word "****"

[TR_Tyler]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

38. bring a lawnchair to home entertainment and get a friend that works there to open the thing of games and give you the key, then sit in the lawnchair playing your favorite games, like DDR....

how would u play DDR on a lawn chair... lol

punching the clerk in the face and saying Oh! sorry, my hand slipped

[thepondermatic]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Play laser tag with 30 other friends. Run around as fast and make as much noise as possible. Say things like, "Morg will never destroy the Emprinton Kingdom, or my name isn't Donkan-Hyrontin!"

[Darkmonkey]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Hijack a mircophone and sing the lead part of "Cowboys from Hell".

that was awsome lol,

42. kill every one in sight!