1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

[Shadowlessheart]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

16. Buy a Ton of Soda (.58cent kind)...climb up to the top of the store, shake the crud outta it, and when customers come through the door to exit...throw the bottle 3ft in front of them than hide....than when you're through go back in and buy more soda....




This happened to us yesterday ....and man did we get in trouble...not banned but a TON of trouble. Awkward that I'd find a Wal Mart Forum lol.

[meno_rocks123]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

17. take one of the bikes and run over the employees yelling "get outta my way". naked.

[BoAroXz]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

rape the clerk

[ddrfreak925]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Grab 24 boxes of condomns and when people aren't looking put them in their shopping cart.

[Oscar the Grouch]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Take a shiit right near the entrance every time you come to walmart until banning happens.

[Metalmuppet]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Hijack a mircophone and sing the lead part of "Cowboys from Hell".

[DarkbearX]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Enter the place with machine guns and just shooting everybody that's at Wal-Mart right now.

This is about getting banned from Wal-Mart, not how to walk the green mile.

Throw nail polish at the employees, obv.

[TD_Darkness]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Misplace every single item and open all dairy products

[goat6707]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

grab chips, dip, and beer, go to the furniture section, find a recliner, take off your clothes until your in your undergarments (if you dont have boxers and a wife beater for guys, just go take em from the men's section) and watch people shop, granted its a super wal-mart

EDIT: knee high socks, i forgot knee high socks

[super kid]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Sexualharass everyone in the store, then when the manager comes out take a poo on his face.

[TD_Darkness]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

2. Post a crappy thread on FFR from the customer service desk.

^Im agreeing with that one too.

[marioGP87]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

crash the place with a tank while having a 5-year old placing the missiles in the tube. then, explode the tank (metal slug style).

[fireedud]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Get a bike, take it apart, and use the spokes to kill people.

[TD_Darkness]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

Break every single glass item in the store.

[MrPoptart]

Re: 1000 ways to get banned from wal-mart

run though each and every isle knoking every thing off the selves untill the secrety catch u and if they dont get the microphone and yell "clean up on isle 1,2,3,4,5.......untill they catch u