wish corruptor

[craZ_kylo]

Re: wish corruptor

you are now muscular and ripped, but everyone else is also and you soon to feel too common and commit suicide due to your emoness

i wish i was bullet-proof

[meiloyn]

Re: wish corruptor

Now you are, but People start throwing knives at you to kill you instead.

I wish there weren't so many people with the same first name.

I swear. I know at least three Arturs.

[darklordsarumon9]

Re: wish corruptor

Wish granted, but you cant remember anyones name now.

I wish that Spring Break was longer.

[meiloyn]

Re: wish corruptor

Now it is, but you get tons of homework for spring break.

I wish angry snakes would appear on your plane.

[SulferDragon]

Re: wish corruptor

Wish granted, but the plane crashes, and we die before anything bad happens... Wait! What?!

I wish for when I'm like all and totally not

[craZ_kylo]

Re: wish corruptor

wish granted but now you are while your in your while sometimes it every now and again

i wish i knew how to make sence of this

[SulferDragon]

Re: wish corruptor

Wish granted, but you spelled sense wrong so now it's the end of the world.

I wish we lived on Jupiter.

[sammo123]

Re: wish corruptor

wish granted, but u dont have oxygen so u die

i wish i was a zebra

[sujishishou]

Re: wish corruptor

wish granted but u get gang raped by a bunch of stallion zebras

I wish i had a giant fruit bat

[thepondermatic]

Re: wish corruptor

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!! IT'S A GIANT BAT!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!

*everyone runs onto bridge*
*bridge collapses*
*everyone dies*
*sujishishou is blamed*

I wish that the post after mine does not have a sick joke in it.

[meiloyn]

Re: wish corruptor

Now it doesn't, but the person who came to the rescue does not have the almighty mod power to change the post. Instead, you no longer think the joke is sick.

I wish I had a million bucks inside my uncrackable safe.

[angelfire12343]

Re: wish corruptor

wish granted but i steal the safe so there! :P

i wish it hasnt been a month since ive been on here.

[SulferDragon]

Re: wish corruptor

When granted, but instead you never come back.

I wish my laundry cleaned itself.

[darklordsarumon9]

Re: wish corruptor

Wish granted, but the chip inside them that tells them when to wash themselves goes off and you die from AIDS.

I wish I had a job and I didn't just sit around all day and eat p**sy.

[link583]

Re: wish corruptor

Granted, but the job is shoveling manure all day. Yay you. :3

I wish chili pepper wouldn't burn my mouth so much.