Now it's George, but your last name is Fartbutt. Your wishing fairy says that you can no longer make any wishes changing your name or granting you the rights to legally change your name, and you still don't have the right to legally change your name.
I wish life gave me lemons.
EDIT: Double ninja'd (Because I was watching taco town)
My little corner of Local Reality Quotes:
Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret. Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you? Zack: Shut up. It's funny. Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content
Now you are, but you start slitting your wrists and everybody just kicks you instead, including the goths, because goths are tired of having their image ruined by the emos.
I wish the emo kids all shot themselves in the heads.
My little corner of Local Reality Quotes:
Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret. Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you? Zack: Shut up. It's funny. Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content
Now you aren't, but you are now burning hot! And you catch fire and die! Also, you made global warming worse, so your next life is killed by me because my ragweed allergies got worse.
I wish I wasn't allergic to anything at all.
My little corner of Local Reality Quotes:
Zack: Okay, I've got tampons, a Venus razor, now to stop at Victoria's secret. Joe: Uh, I think you're taking this joke a little too far. Seriously. I can understand going off to buy a bra, but TAMPONS? You're starting to kill the joke. And do I really have to come with you? Zack: Shut up. It's funny. Last edited by Meiloyn : Today at 06:09 PM. Reason: Removed NSFW content
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