wish corruptor

[Hepcat06]

Re: wish corruptor

wish granted but now it's too fun that you suffered from a heart attack

I wish i didnt have to go to school

[gamefreak257]

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Wish granted, but then u turn into a hippie

I wish I wish i was a fish.....

[darklordsarumon9]

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Wish granted, but you turn into FishFishRevolution.

I wish my leg wasn't asleep.

[meiloyn]

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It had been woken up by a huge sword stabbing straight through your leg.

I wish that random planet on the other side of the universe will explode.

[obie32one]

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wish granted but now it is gonna blow up earth...
i wish i could fly...

[Matrixdude]

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Granted, but now you can't walk

I wish my name was Fred

[meiloyn]

Re: wish corruptor

Now it is, but your last name is Butthole and you have been denied the privelege to legally change your name. Every single one of your legal records now say 'Fred Butthole' on them, and you can't do anything about it now.

(Now that you can fly, whywalk?)

(I was talking about a planet on the other side of the universe. That's too far away to blow Earth up. Read the entire wish before you corrupt it. You could say it caused a chain reaction that eventually took out Earth, though.)

I wish people would actually keep all parts of my wish in mind when corrupting it.

[Matrixdude]

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Granted, but they pay no attention to who is actually making the wish so they notice that it's yours.

I wish I had a wish to wish

[meiloyn]

Re: wish corruptor

Now you do, but it gets corrupted so bad you are killed in a very painful way.

I wish everything in every store had a 100% Off discount just for me.

[Matrixdude]

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Granted, but there something goes terribly wrong and there are no stores left in the world

I wish you were a fat hoe.

[meiloyn]

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Now I am, but I am not actually very fat, and I look okay. People think I look cute like this. And I am not a traditional whore, but rather, a videogame whore, someone who loves videogames.

I wish your head would explode.

[Matrixdude]

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Granted, but my fairy puts it back together

I wish we would stop attacking each other with these wishes

[jugglinguy]

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Wish granted but you haven't read my wish yet.

I wish people would stop wishing for our wishing to not wish a wish that wishes attacking.

[Matrixdude]

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Granted, but I do it anyway

I wish we would stop attacking each other with these wishes

[jugglinguy]

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Wish granted.

I wish you'd stop wishing that wishes were not wished about wishing that wishes would be wished for wishing purposes