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  • MCRenaissance
    FFR Player
    • Apr 2006
    • 1646
    #1

    The funny quotes game

    the game is to post your favorite funny quote. The only rule is that it has to be a quote that was not heard here on FFR(even I have ones). That would make this game pointless since almost everyone has a funny quote as a signature. Since I started the thread I'll go first:

    Friends are like buttcheeks, sh*t separates them but they always come back together.

    hahahahahahahahaha

    *your turn*
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    • DJ-killa
      Banned
      • Mar 2006
      • 157
      #2
      Re: The funny quotes game

      victory is mine.....AH!

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        • dissed11
          FFR Player
          • Nov 2005
          • 13
          #3
          Re: The funny quotes game

          "I'm getting too old for this ****..." <----- FREAKING CLASSIC
          Whoa.

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            • DJ-killa
              Banned
              • Mar 2006
              • 157
              #4
              Re: The funny quotes game

              "i know where you live.......my house"

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                • MCRenaissance
                  FFR Player
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 1646
                  #5
                  Re: The funny quotes game

                  Are you an asshole? because you're hairy and you smell like sh*t!!

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                    • DJ-killa
                      Banned
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 157
                      #6
                      Re: The funny quotes game

                      Kamehameha!!!!!!

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                        • Dagx
                          FFR Player
                          • May 2006
                          • 17
                          #7
                          Re: The funny quotes game

                          1.A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof. And if you have a good proof, it's because it's proven.
                          2. If at first you don't sucseed, cheat, repeat until cauhgt, then lie.

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                            • DJ-killa
                              Banned
                              • Mar 2006
                              • 157
                              #8
                              Re: The funny quotes game

                              whatever *****

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                                • marfire
                                  Banned
                                  • May 2006
                                  • 3
                                  #9
                                  Re: The funny quotes game

                                  b!tch please

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                                    • Haldir640
                                      FFR Player
                                      • Jun 2006
                                      • 3
                                      #10
                                      Re: The funny quotes game

                                      *Haldir clubs marfire with a blackjack*

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                                        • cougar0
                                          FFR Player
                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 118
                                          #11
                                          Re: The funny quotes game

                                          Suck my Jagon!!! Stick your Finger in my Thrusher!! OH YEAH!

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                                            • XRitaX
                                              FFR Player
                                              • Jul 2006
                                              • 102
                                              #12
                                              Re: The funny quotes game

                                              "It's not you....It's me" <---Classic breakup quote
                                              New One-------> "It's not me....It's you!..it was always you!"

                                              "children in the front seat cause accidents,
                                              Accidents in the back seat cause children."
                                              ~~=This is a Signature=~~

                                              Uhm...yeah... pathetic. >_< teehee

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                                                • solopro
                                                  FFR Player
                                                  • May 2006
                                                  • 448
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: The funny quotes game

                                                  1. Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
                                                  2. You'll never guess what I found in my sock today! Come on, take a guess!
                                                  Originally posted by John O'Hurley
                                                  But realize we surveyed 100 people and that you need 103 points.
                                                  AAAs: Nine

                                                  Unique AAAs: Three

                                                  Most Recent: Excite Bike (Achieved 08/02/07, at 1153 hours)

                                                  Best: Disconnected




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                                                    • vengefulgoddess
                                                      FFR Player
                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 10
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: The funny quotes game

                                                      Why can't you just be a good boy and die....
                                                      You first. You Second.
                                                      "UP!" (Oh yea lady you get me up...)
                                                      "I went there of my own free will.
                                                      I went there in my finest gown,
                                                      With my rarest Jewels
                                                      With my Queen of Heaven crown.
                                                      In the Underworld
                                                      At each of the Seven Gates
                                                      I was stripped Seven times
                                                      Of all I thought I was
                                                      Till I stood bare in who I really am."
                                                      - Inanna, Goddess for Embracing the Shadows

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                                                        • Pureskill
                                                          FFR Player
                                                          • Aug 2006
                                                          • 0
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: The funny quotes game

                                                          why am i surrounded by idiots of the worst kind ??

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