Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

[Tokzic]

Answer: They think it's a chocolate spill, though they will state they knew it was mud and they tripped if questioned afterwards.

Question: Does Pepsi only attract foods to it on television?

[Layla-Day]

Answer:Bologna.

Question:Turkey?

[torres1287]

A: YOU (LOL)

Q: What's a redneck?

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

A: to the 5th power

Q: know what i'm saying?

[torres1287]

A: No

Q: Do rednecks have little debbie make their wedding cakes?

[Tokzic]

Answer: Though traditionally the sister does it, things become tricky when Little Debbie can be considered the daughter, sister, and mother of the bride.

Question: Do you want a cookie?

[Torlock]

A:72

Q:What's the average pH of drinking water?

[Tokzic]

Answer: 0. Therefore, our stomachs burn from the inside and we all die.

Question: What colour is your hamster ball?

[torres1287]

A: Black (this is the color of me wittle puppy! ^_^)

Q: What happened for certain people (generally southern) to be called 'rednecks'?

[Tokzic]

Answer: I suppose they got sunburned a lot.

Question: Why are there so many questions involving rednecks?

[torres1287]

A: Because I live in southeastern US

Q: I wonder how high my rank will go once school starts

[Tokzic]

Answer: There is no answer, because that was a musing statment and not a question.

Question: What is your rank now?

[Skikamukazi]

Answer: 12,000 on this account, 3200 on another account, 648 on another account.

Question: Who sells sea shells by the sea shore?

[bill_clinton]

Answer: salley sells sea shells by the sea shore.

Question: why would you buy a sea shell?

[Eyoshi]

A: 'Cause I felt like it.

Q: When Sally sold sea shells by the sea shore, how many shells did Sally sell by the sea shore?