Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

[XxBeethovenVirusxX]

A)87!

Q)Who's buried in Grant's tomb?

[pntballa18]

The original keebler elves

Pie is good(?)

[1337penguin]

A: bagels, bagels, oh tasty bagels with butter!(err i mean pie)

Q:what is my question?

[suicidalmuskrat]

A: Coconuts

Q: How many doorstops does it take to drown a flamingo?

[super-smashman]

A: All of them

Q: What?

[breakdancr101]

RE: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

A: Because 2=2=9

Q: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[purplepopcorn]

RE: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

A: One joint-worth

Q: You Are Electric....? (Will Farrel)

[pntballa18]

RE: Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers

[/sarcasm]

how many pages are in 2345 edgar allen poe's?

[NightSonnett]

A: 0

Q: Let's go?

[purplepopcorn]

A: Silly rabbit, you're retarded!

Q: Where is Synth these days..?

[pntballa18]

An air filter

is I are?

[Rebirth0]

Answer: You are

Question: Where do babies come from?

[angel-d]

A: The back of the fridge.

Q: Whats the meaning of life?

[weatherman14]

A:Monty Python in a jump suit parasailing while drinking lemonade with a hint of garlic he bought from this ewok named sam who had seen the strait of gibraltar on Bastille Day along with 3 other Star Wars creatures and some guy from M.A.S.H. all wearing pink leotards that they got from a Target Greatland Superstore located in South of Arkansas but North of Louisiana that was currently being attacked by Bob Dole and his super troopers from '96 that starred in the movie Phsyco from the 60's in which the best music ever created was created which was either a. Elanor Rigby (The Beatles), B. Dancing in the moonlight (King Harvest), or c. American Pie (Don McLean) which was created in the 70's along with the song Vincent which is a song about Vincent Van-GO which I cannot seem to spell who was a famous painter from a long time ago who painted Starry Starry Night and then killed himself just like JFK, except that JFK didn,t kill himself, he was killed all by himself which happened exactly 30 years after the date 11/22/33 and i can also write JFK all on one line of the keyboard because John was the coolest american president ever just like Grover Cleveland of whom's name i also may not have spelled right but that is ok because he served as president for a mind whopping 100 terms in binary, that is 16 years in base 10- which is our form of the numerical system for counting, but not measurement because we wanted to be different from europe, so we made 12 inches and 2000 pounds and 60 seconds and minutes which equals 61 minutes which is cool because 61 and 59 are twin primes- those are prime numbers that differ by two like 1,000,000,000,061 and 1,000,000,000,063 which are realy big numbers like 1,234,56,7890,987,654,321 which for some reason has a misplaced comma just like this sentence: The fish was delish and it, made quite a dish and delish is not a word and this is a run on sentence where the term "run-on" is supposed to be hyphenated and is for some reason in the quote box, and the other meaning of life from the hitchhikers... may be spelled wrong too is 42, which interestingly enough might become 46.2 under a ten percent tax and 42 in japaneese is shi ni which is close to shinu which means to die- which is weird because that is what happened to Monty Python, Sam the Ewok and friends, Vincent van-GO, JFK, Grover Cleveland, and 2 of the beatles all died but none were oriental- the reason this all happened was because of Yoko Ono who was John Lennon's wife which was very unfortunate because she ended the group formerly known as the Beatles because only Paul and Ringo are still alive- stupid Pete Best. Hmmmmmmm...

Q:Yo Como estoy?


DtW

[Silver_Brian]

A:
ipod

Q:
Why do I like to post in random threads?