The Reverse Role-Playing Game

[User6773]

Rules:

1) By posting in this thread, you have entered the game as a character who represents you.
2) You may control any control any character except yourself. For example, if Guido posts in this thread, I can control him, but not myself. Guido can't control me.
3) You may not cause the death of the character you are controlling. You can use your character to kill others, but let's try to stay above juvenile actions like that.
4) You may only control one character per post. No double-posting.
5) You may continue to post in this thread as long as your character (which YOU can't control) is still alive.
6) This isn't "control-the-story" thread. Meaning you aren't allowed to use simple plot devices such as "Meanwhile..." or "Suddenly..." to redirect the story to suit your ends.
7) No resurrection of any kind.
8) No, it was NOT all just a dream.

So, it appears I'm the only character in the game world. Go nuts. By posting, you are allowing others to play as you, remember that.

[Sabelberg]

the Sabelberg retunrs once again to have a character in dis cool rpg but wonders how other ppl rly interact how do u control chardish if other ppl cant lol

[GuidoHunter]

So we now have chardish, Guido, and a total n00b in this game? I'm still a bit confused as to where to go from here. You said "Guido can't control me". I took that to mean that nobody else could control the chardish character, but that doesn't make a whole lot of sense considering you can't either.

Basically, I (the poster) can control any other character in the world for one post and role-play that handle (the entity on FFR). The role-playing part of the game is actually playing the role of the handle you control in that post, even though it's not yours, hence the challenge. Am I right here?

How is some story going to develop? As far as I can see, all the characters are just going to be standing around in the FFR world.

One more thing: I presume Guido is disqualified from controlling Sabelberg, and vice, versa.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Squeek]

Guido then punches the noob in the face.

Multiple times.

With brass knuckles.

And the most blinginist of all that is bling.

~Squeek

[GuidoHunter]

Squeek then tells the n00b to "stfu and go learn English".

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[User6773]

Guido rereads the first post, taking note of Chardish's inability to explain the game properly. Then he begins to understand it. "Oh," he remarks, "I see. A user can control any character except his own. So I could control Chardish's character, but Chardish can't control his own character."

Guido removes his macrame set and begins to knit.

[GuidoHunter]

chardish stares at Guido with a cocked eyebrow, wondering what happened to his manhood, then goes and sits down on the n00b's chest, pulls out an mp3 player, pops in some headphones, and starts lip-syncing to Britney Spears's "Toxic" while reading Cosmopolitan.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[aleco]

Sabelberg decides to go and take a dump.

[User6773]

Aleco whips out a knife and charges for Guido's throat.

[GuidoHunter]

Squeek throws Kuroneko at Guido, knocking him out of the way of aleco's warpath.

A "Myau" is heard as it flies by.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[aleco]

Sabelburg emerges from the bathroom to find the gruesome scene that could have been.

[GuidoHunter]

aleco trips over Sabelberg's foot as he steps out, crashing to the floor, the knife barely missing his head.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[aleco]

Guido takes the knife and lunges at Osama Bin Laden, a non-existant character who just came in.

[Squeek]

Guido gives Squeek the best possible way to put Kuroneko's hilarious catchphrase into words, and so Guido becomes king.

Of the country of Chardish's choice.

~Squeek

[GuidoHunter]

Osama bin Laden gurgles as Guido's knife (dubbed "Trusty Rusty") slashes through his neck, exposing his esophagus and spurting blood onto Sabelberg. Osama then tries to roll over and crawl away, but stops dead as Guido shoves Trusty Rusty through Osama's right foot and into the floor, pinning him. Osama then collapses to the floor after Guido stepped on his left hand and kicked his elbow in, breaking it and making it bend back over itself. As Osama is breathing heavily and spilling blood all over the carpet, he grimaces at his neck being yanked back by Guido's hold on his hair, but then becomes extremely sad when he realizes Guido has just picked up a cheese grater and started to take it to Osama's head, shaving off little strips of scalp and hair until his skull is slightly exposed. Osama then shut his eyes to wince, but then has one of them forcefully opened when Guido shoves a spoon into his socket, pierces the eye, splits it in half, twists the spoon around to pulverize the eye into mush, and then digs it out, letting blood and fluid run down Osama's face and into his open mouth. Osama gasps for breath as Guido pours bleach down his gaping throat, which begins to eat holes into Osama's insides. Osama rolls onto his side under the influence of Guido's foot, then bends into an arc when Guido crushes his ribs from a mighty stomp. Osama then starts to fade out of consciousness as Guido rips Trusty Rusty out of the foot and begins to sever Osama's right arm from his body, but stays alive long enough to see Guido stand over him and beat him to death with his own arm.

((Awkwardness of speech due to incredible difficulty of writing one of those stories from an active viewpoint of the victim.))

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com