Nipples and pie? :p

[Crymson]

I think this can be another basic finish the story thread :P Instead of only using 1 or 2 words however, use what you like and make sense :P

After a long, arduous day at work, I sat down to have some apple pie... Boy was it... Good. After that, I set off to.... ---- continue

G'day

[Bittabe-be]

check the other pie that i ordered. It was at the store just waiting for me to arrive. Turns out that it was not yet done so i....

[Brainmaster07]

Decided to kill the one responsible with a dull spoon. After I was finished eating his heart I...

[scorpio1690]

Kicked a dog

[ROCKETs]

and carefully dragged its carcass to the nearest george foreman grill

[scorpio1690]

So George Foreman himself could cook it and call it

[ROCKETs]

mmmm-MMMM! that's dog-kickin'-lickin'-goooooood!

[scorpio1690]

And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, I shot a dog once!

[ROCKETs]

and mr. george foreman replies, "with what?"

[scorpio1690]

And that Campbells guy goes,"With a rat!"

[Brainmaster07]

Turning into an epic novel...

After a long, arduous day at work, I sat down to have some apple pie... Boy was it... Good. After that, I set off to check the other pie that i ordered. It was at the store just waiting for me to arrive. Turns out that it was not yet done so I decided to kill the one responsible with a dull spoon. After I was finished eating his heart I kicked a dog and carefully dragged its carcass to the nearest George Foreman grill so George Foreman himself could cook it and call it mmmm-MMMM! that's dog-kickin'-lickin'-goooooood! And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, "I shot a dog once!" and Mr. George Foreman replies, "With what?" and that Campbells guy goes,"With a rat!".

[ROCKETs]

and the super-intelligent food nutritionist with a degree in physics (who was very suspiciously wearing blood-soaked over-alls) said, "if the rats initial velocity was 402 meters per second (as the campells guy did telepathically mention), then it would have spontaneously combusted .33 seconds (which isn't very spontaneous now, is it? i told you she was suspicious) before it hit the dog. so I propose you try something more efficient this time."

[scorpio1690]

Turning into an epic novel...

After a long, arduous day at work, I sat down to have some apple pie... Boy was it... Good. After that, I set off to check the other pie that i ordered. It was at the store just waiting for me to arrive. Turns out that it was not yet done so I decided to kill the one responsible with a dull spoon. After I was finished eating his heart I kicked a dog and carefully dragged its carcass to the nearest George Foreman grill so George Foreman himself could cook it and call it mmmm-MMMM! that's dog-kickin'-lickin'-goooooood! And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, "I shot a dog once!" and Mr. George Foreman replies, "With what?" and that Campbells guy goes,"With a rat!".

*Sniff sniff* It touches my heart

But reading this makes the question arise, does coffee bleed?

[ROCKETs]

Turning into an epic novel...

After a long, arduous day at work, I sat down to have some apple pie... Boy was it... Good. After that, I set off to check the other pie that i ordered. It was at the store just waiting for me to arrive. Turns out that it was not yet done so I decided to kill the one responsible with a dull spoon. After I was finished eating his heart I kicked a dog and carefully dragged its carcass to the nearest George Foreman grill so George Foreman himself could cook it and call it mmmm-MMMM! that's dog-kickin'-lickin'-goooooood! And then the guy that owns Campbells jumps in and goes, "I shot a dog once!" and Mr. George Foreman replies, "With what?" and that Campbells guy goes,"With a rat!".

*Sniff sniff* It touches my heart

what do you mean? my english teacher would take a shat on me if she saw this load of bullmilk!

[scorpio1690]

Well he thinks 9 out of 10 bricks are soft :P