The Jesus Game

[qualy]

Replace one or two words in a common phrase (from media, just a commonly used phrase, movies, just baout anything) with the name Jesus. Say in your post what the phrase is from, or include the original phrase.

Jesus, it's what's for dinner.

(beef, it's what's for dinner)

[The_Q]

Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Jesus

[CypherToorima]

Where's the Jesus?
(where's the beef?)

[deposition]

wtf
(wtf)

[burtonboardr]

its all about jesus
(its all about the beer)

[qualy]

wtf
(wtf)

Best quote evar.

[esupin]

You want to know [jesus]? Well, you can't handle [jesus]!
You want to know the truth? Well, you can't handle the truth!

[kingcody]

How about a nice game of hide and go fuck jesus!!
or
How about a nice cup of shut the jesus up!!

[Snapps]

im a jew
(im a christian)

[Doug31]

I'll take a Jesusburger to go.

[kingcody]

I think theres more to Jesus then Being Really Really Good looking
(zoolander)

[ToshX]

SDJesusU Noob
(SDFU Noob)

[babybenji2004]

OMG they killed jesus

you bastards!!!

[Leo_Zodiac]

obey your jesus!

[Obey your thirst]

Make Jesus, Up yours.

[Make seven up yours]

Hungry have a jesus...

[Hungry have a snickers.....]

I pity the jesus

[I pity the foo!]


i could think of a million but here are mine! ^_^

[esupin]

jeses, cody-why did you revive this thread?
"you got peanut butter in my Jesus!
[you got peanut butter in my jelly]