Puns For FFR

[Quigly]

Re: Puns For FFR

definitely not a waste of 20 minutes

[SK8R43]

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Welp, i guess Reality Hits You Hard Bro

[Pseudo Enigma]

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definitely not a waste of 20 minutes

WHO GIVES A F***

/caps

[qqwref]

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FFR: "Tell Me A Story, qqwref!"

What, does it look like I am maid? Pshh, fine. This one is called "story of dreamers".

Back in the Day, I met up with a Science Genius Girl for a Shag. My parents were Far Away From Home so I knew we could go well Into The Night. I wanted to Start Something so I told her to Ripoff her Pants, but she said "DO IT YOURSELF". Hey, That is Fair. I said "Let's Go" and we were about to Get Down when my heart kicked into Overdrive since I have weighed 300 pounds Since 1983. With a Faint Breath I muttered "Baby Still Too Fat..." and cried Tears of Remorse. She was still Ready to go so I lay Down and saw her Rise Up. I think she wanted to Keep It Short though, because she was a real Speed Kitty and I was Almost There in no time. Her Velocity Between The Sheets left me in Ruins! After the Sexplosion it was almost {Midnight} so I was soon Fast Asleep.

A few hours later I heard a sound like The earth blew up. She was playing Dr. Mario Pt. 1 and it was Louder Than Thunder. I told her "It's Too Loud" so she replied "OK, Take Me Back home then". I went for My favorite shoes but she told me to Leave It. What-ever. Outside the Skies were Blue-Violet, so it must have been The Final Hour before Daybreak. After looking at the Starry Sky Above the Streets I went to Ride Out to take her home. But I started to Freak Out and Everything Went Numb when I saw there were tons of cop cars outside her house! Mother of God! They had found Bodies in The House Next Door, Twelve Internet Heroes attacked by a Chinaman with Psychosis. I never got the UNknown Girl's name, but when I left I broke the Speed Limit 38, and knew I would Never Look Back.

When I Remember 15 Years Ago..., that Night and Day, almost Lost In Mind, still gives me Reminders of the mental Scars Left By Time. It was My Darkest Hour. Now I'm Alone Again At 4AM with a BEER in my hand, watching some Homosexual Love Scene on the Empornium. I ask myself, Just why? Maybe I'll Switchback if I can find a girl to Stay With Me (Unlikely), but she has to Love me For Who I Am. I can't Tell if that's possible, but I'll wait Until Tomorrow. After all, it's Another day, and this is just One More Night.

[8 Hour Whore]

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FFR: "Tell Me A Story, qqwref!"

What, does it look like I am maid? Pshh, fine. This one is called "story of dreamers".

Back in the Day, I met up with a Science Genius Girl for a Shag. My parents were Far Away From Home so I knew we could go well Into The Night. I wanted to Start Something so I told her to Ripoff her Pants, but she said "DO IT YOURSELF". Hey, That is Fair. I said "Let's Go" and we were about to Get Down when my heart kicked into Overdrive since I have weighed 300 pounds Since 1983. With a Faint Breath I muttered "Baby Still Too Fat..." and cried Tears of Remorse. She was still Ready to go so I lay Down and saw her Rise Up. I think she wanted to Keep It Short though, because she was a real Speed Kitty and I was Almost There in no time. Her Velocity Between The Sheets left me in Ruins! After the Sexplosion it was almost {Midnight} so I was soon Fast Asleep.

A few hours later I heard a sound like The earth blew up. She was playing Dr. Mario Pt. 1 and it was Louder Than Thunder. I told her "It's Too Loud" so she replied "OK, Take Me Back home then". I went for My favorite shoes but she told me to Leave It. What-ever. Outside the Skies were Blue-Violet, so it must have been The Final Hour before Daybreak. After looking at the Starry Sky Above the Streets I went to Ride Out to take her home. But I started to Freak Out and Everything Went Numb when I saw there were tons of cop cars outside her house! Mother of God! They had found Bodies in The House Next Door, Twelve Internet Heroes attacked by a Chinaman with Psychosis. I never got the UNknown Girl's name, but when I left I broke the Speed Limit 38, and knew I would Never Look Back.

When I Remember 15 Years Ago..., that Night and Day, almost Lost In Mind, still gives me Reminders of the mental Scars Left By Time. It was My Darkest Hour. Now I'm Alone Again At 4AM with a BEER in my hand, watching some Homosexual Love Scene on the Empornium. I ask myself, Just why? Maybe I'll Switchback if I can find a girl to Stay With Me (Unlikely), but she has to Love me For Who I Am. I can't Tell if that's possible, but I'll wait Until Tomorrow. After all, it's Another day, and this is just One More Night.

I like it.... ^.^

[infinity.]

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Welp


*types /leave*

Lambdadelta has left the thread

you have downs

[PrawnSkunk]

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... said Infinity.

[smartdude1212]

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BEER (caps)

[Quigly]

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WHO GIVES A F***

/caps

you could now waste another 20 minutes by making a list of things that you could have better spent your 20 minutes doing

[AlexDest]

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You obviously have no idea why I made this thread in the first place. I was in team blaze and got into a call and Charu and Zekramcross were talking using song names in sentences and I found it quite funny, we were having a good time and I made the thread so other players could have fun with it too.

Why exactly are you trying to insult me in a game thread anyway? Shouldn't you be going back you your annoying TGB friends?

Seriously Carlos, Your starting to get old, You need to find more interesting ways of insulting me because quite frankly, Your posts are shit towards me.

You never have anything good to say to me and you and 3 other certain individuals always have to derail a thread just because "you" don't like it.

No. Let me rephrase that. Just because I make a thread.

Now that I have said what I have to say This thread is going to probably be locked because someone may come in here and see this as me personally attacking you.

But that isn't quite the situation.


And no, I wasn't referring to you Kayla. Just in case it happens to be you that waltzes inside here and see's this post.

Did your parents ever let you outside, at all when you were a kid. If not, I assume that's how you've got that crippling insecurity. All the negativity towards you is a result of your impulsive attitude, so it's all on you. Learn to simmer down and ignore negative posts, or you'll never get respect.

P.S. You personally attack people out of vengeance and it goes too far (e.g. you sent j-rodd's Facebook profile to people when he had done something lightly against you).

[i love you]

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My M.A.M.A saw me Thrash The Plank to Miss Candy On TV. I was Still Blastin away and she saw it Rise Up and everything. It was My Darkest Hour. The show Miss Candy was in was very strange, you could say it was a Strangeprogram. She was dressed as a Master Maid and was playing with her STRAWBERRY SWEETZ when she met JULIA who was dressed as a Lunatic Princess. She then took off her Red Dress and they had a Homosexual Love Scene together. Then their Two Sisters joined in. After a while there was a Satanic Unicorn Orgy and at the end everyone was captured and eaten by the Voodoo People from ==Planet KARMA==. It was Epic.

Holy shit, this one was really good XD

So basically, The Wanderer said this thread was a Ripoff, also saying to the thread You will die. Many other people said things about the thread, saying the thread "bbblows" and instead made jokes about his M.A.M.A. Lambdadelta made his Rage Template, and called out WV and the others by saying "Hey, Ladies I have the Power to Get um Up and make good jokes". Keep in Mind, this thread was Pulling Through with it's Momentary Life, but he had to CRASH the BEAT! by Indulgence.

Later, after 300 BEERs, WV got up after partying Night and Day at the Lovers Reef and exercising his Midnight Dragon by spreading his Seed at about 11ELEVEN. He pounded on his keyboard a wonderful Black Key Etude logging in to his computer, which probably had been custom set up to play XP Sounds. It took a few Variations 2 get into his computer because he changed it while he was Bloodrunk. After screaming "Nothing is going to stop me!" and almost having a Mathsma Attack over the several combinations keeping him away from his Homosexual Lovescene and Adults Sketchbook, he got in.

As celebration he chugged another beer, and then had a bath with it. After all, it was BEER! FOR BATHING!! and he had No Running Water.

Finally, The Distorted God, on this Glorious Morning, finally sat back Down and decided it was Time to Eye the forums. After looking through his Pandora, he saw a thread that looked like a Colorful Course to lay X-Tinction upon. With a Sigh, and realizing he had a Chik Habit of returning to threads he already trolled, he thought of posting what the f is this. Instead, the Arrogant Cobbler posted that he couldn't Determine what he did last night.

Anxiously, Finding A Way to string all these songs together in one Scrap Syndrome, some Defection decided to post and possibly ruin his Face in the Gutter. He might be BANNED FOREVER soon if he continues posting posts that are Stately, Wrong. It's Only Natural that he continues though, because he thinks that In the Past he was worse off than he is now. You guys all want him to stop, because when you see him post, you want to Thrash him and... Mother of God, Just why?!

Reluctantly Accepting Temporary Overexhaustion of his Famouz shitty posting, he wanted to Start Something new with this thread. It was his Destiny to PRESS START on his computer and Jump in all over this thread with a PLANETZ sized shitty post.

I think I AAA'd being a shitty poster already, so before you guys have a Digital Intervention about this post, I'm going to tell you guys we have the Same Dream of me leaving this thread. I know What's What, so I'm going to Rise Up, and just GO! before I get Disconnected Hardkore. This is a Dead and Direct statement from Falsie the Pseudo-Science Girl that I am Ready to Go.

... Lambdadelta plx gimme back my shitty poster award I work so hard to earn this crap

You got my vote. I'm obviously kidding. This one was really good as well.

FFR: "Tell Me A Story, qqwref!"

What, does it look like I am maid? Pshh, fine. This one is called "story of dreamers".

Back in the Day, I met up with a Science Genius Girl for a Shag. My parents were Far Away From Home so I knew we could go well Into The Night. I wanted to Start Something so I told her to Ripoff her Pants, but she said "DO IT YOURSELF". Hey, That is Fair. I said "Let's Go" and we were about to Get Down when my heart kicked into Overdrive since I have weighed 300 pounds Since 1983. With a Faint Breath I muttered "Baby Still Too Fat..." and cried Tears of Remorse. She was still Ready to go so I lay Down and saw her Rise Up. I think she wanted to Keep It Short though, because she was a real Speed Kitty and I was Almost There in no time. Her Velocity Between The Sheets left me in Ruins! After the Sexplosion it was almost {Midnight} so I was soon Fast Asleep.

A few hours later I heard a sound like The earth blew up. She was playing Dr. Mario Pt. 1 and it was Louder Than Thunder. I told her "It's Too Loud" so she replied "OK, Take Me Back home then". I went for My favorite shoes but she told me to Leave It. What-ever. Outside the Skies were Blue-Violet, so it must have been The Final Hour before Daybreak. After looking at the Starry Sky Above the Streets I went to Ride Out to take her home. But I started to Freak Out and Everything Went Numb when I saw there were tons of cop cars outside her house! Mother of God! They had found Bodies in The House Next Door, Twelve Internet Heroes attacked by a Chinaman with Psychosis. I never got the UNknown Girl's name, but when I left I broke the Speed Limit 38, and knew I would Never Look Back.

When I Remember 15 Years Ago..., that Night and Day, almost Lost In Mind, still gives me Reminders of the mental Scars Left By Time. It was My Darkest Hour. Now I'm Alone Again At 4AM with a BEER in my hand, watching some Homosexual Love Scene on the Empornium. I ask myself, Just why? Maybe I'll Switchback if I can find a girl to Stay With Me (Unlikely), but she has to Love me For Who I Am. I can't Tell if that's possible, but I'll wait Until Tomorrow. After all, it's Another day, and this is just One More Night.

This one wins the thread xd

[Razor]

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do i smile? no i dont

[Pseudo Enigma]

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you could now waste another 20 minutes by making a list of things that you could have better spent your 20 minutes doing

I would, but then after realizing that I had spent that much time on such a shitty post it would make me feel a Bit Blue.

[PaperclipGames]

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FFR: "Tell Me A Story, qqwref!"

What, does it look like I am maid? Pshh, fine. This one is called "story of dreamers".

Back in the Day, I met up with a Science Genius Girl for a Shag. My parents were Far Away From Home so I knew we could go well Into The Night. I wanted to Start Something so I told her to Ripoff her Pants, but she said "DO IT YOURSELF". Hey, That is Fair. I said "Let's Go" and we were about to Get Down when my heart kicked into Overdrive since I have weighed 300 pounds Since 1983. With a Faint Breath I muttered "Baby Still Too Fat..." and cried Tears of Remorse. She was still Ready to go so I lay Down and saw her Rise Up. I think she wanted to Keep It Short though, because she was a real Speed Kitty and I was Almost There in no time. Her Velocity Between The Sheets left me in Ruins! After the Sexplosion it was almost {Midnight} so I was soon Fast Asleep.

A few hours later I heard a sound like The earth blew up. She was playing Dr. Mario Pt. 1 and it was Louder Than Thunder. I told her "It's Too Loud" so she replied "OK, Take Me Back home then". I went for My favorite shoes but she told me to Leave It. What-ever. Outside the Skies were Blue-Violet, so it must have been The Final Hour before Daybreak. After looking at the Starry Sky Above the Streets I went to Ride Out to take her home. But I started to Freak Out and Everything Went Numb when I saw there were tons of cop cars outside her house! Mother of God! They had found Bodies in The House Next Door, Twelve Internet Heroes attacked by a Chinaman with Psychosis. I never got the UNknown Girl's name, but when I left I broke the Speed Limit 38, and knew I would Never Look Back.

When I Remember 15 Years Ago..., that Night and Day, almost Lost In Mind, still gives me Reminders of the mental Scars Left By Time. It was My Darkest Hour. Now I'm Alone Again At 4AM with a BEER in my hand, watching some Homosexual Love Scene on the Empornium. I ask myself, Just why? Maybe I'll Switchback if I can find a girl to Stay With Me (Unlikely), but she has to Love me For Who I Am. I can't Tell if that's possible, but I'll wait Until Tomorrow. After all, it's Another day, and this is just One More Night.

This one wins the thread.

[EzExZeRo7497]

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FFR: "Tell Me A Story, qqwref!"

What, does it look like I am maid? Pshh, fine. This one is called "story of dreamers".

Back in the Day, I met up with a Science Genius Girl for a Shag. My parents were Far Away From Home so I knew we could go well Into The Night. I wanted to Start Something so I told her to Ripoff her Pants, but she said "DO IT YOURSELF". Hey, That is Fair. I said "Let's Go" and we were about to Get Down when my heart kicked into Overdrive since I have weighed 300 pounds Since 1983. With a Faint Breath I muttered "Baby Still Too Fat..." and cried Tears of Remorse. She was still Ready to go so I lay Down and saw her Rise Up. I think she wanted to Keep It Short though, because she was a real Speed Kitty and I was Almost There in no time. Her Velocity Between The Sheets left me in Ruins! After the Sexplosion it was almost {Midnight} so I was soon Fast Asleep.

A few hours later I heard a sound like The earth blew up. She was playing Dr. Mario Pt. 1 and it was Louder Than Thunder. I told her "It's Too Loud" so she replied "OK, Take Me Back home then". I went for My favorite shoes but she told me to Leave It. What-ever. Outside the Skies were Blue-Violet, so it must have been The Final Hour before Daybreak. After looking at the Starry Sky Above the Streets I went to Ride Out to take her home. But I started to Freak Out and Everything Went Numb when I saw there were tons of cop cars outside her house! Mother of God! They had found Bodies in The House Next Door, Twelve Internet Heroes attacked by a Chinaman with Psychosis. I never got the UNknown Girl's name, but when I left I broke the Speed Limit 38, and knew I would Never Look Back.

When I Remember 15 Years Ago..., that Night and Day, almost Lost In Mind, still gives me Reminders of the mental Scars Left By Time. It was My Darkest Hour. Now I'm Alone Again At 4AM with a BEER in my hand, watching some Homosexual Love Scene on the Empornium. I ask myself, Just why? Maybe I'll Switchback if I can find a girl to Stay With Me (Unlikely), but she has to Love me For Who I Am. I can't Tell if that's possible, but I'll wait Until Tomorrow. After all, it's Another day, and this is just One More Night.

Holy shit hahahahahaha