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  • m0de
    Marble Eater
    • Jan 2006
    • 1437

    #16
    Re: Would You Rather

    @riot pencil. fix mistakes via eraser.

    i was going to make a thread for the following questions, but figured id just throw them in here. its multiple questions, and open for everyone to answer:

    WOULD YOU RATHER:
    1.
    Sleep with 4 victoria secret models, but be forced to not tell anyone about it.

    OR

    Spend the entire night in a hotel with 4 victoria secret models just chatting, and have the whole world think that you slept with them.

    2.
    Have the ability to fly, but when you flew, you had to be naked.

    OR

    Have the ability to be invisible, but when you are invisible, everyone around you would talk shit about you.

    3.
    Always have a popcorn kernel in your throat.

    OR

    Always have cheeto-fingers. (cheese all over your fkn fingers from cheetos)

    4.
    Work your dream job for no wages, relying only on welfare payments to survive.

    OR

    Sit naked in a completely empty white room from 8 to 5 monday through saturday for 5 million a year.

    5.
    Wipe with sandpaper.

    OR

    Wipe with saran wrap.

    6.
    Smell a fart all day, all the time that no one else can smell.

    OR

    Have everyone think that you smell like a fart, but you cant smell it.

    7.
    Fall down every staircase you come across.

    OR

    Shut you hand in every door you open.

    8.
    Have you life narrated by Morgan Freeman.

    OR

    James Earl Jones.

    9.
    Watch porn WITH your parents.

    OR

    Watch porn OF your parents.

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    • iironiic
      D6 FFR Legacy Player
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Jan 2009
      • 4342

      #17
      Re: Would You Rather

      Too many questions!! I'll only answer one of them:

      4) Work your dream job for no wages, relying only on welfare payments to survive.

      Would you rather travel halfway around the world for one big moment of your life or stay in your home for many small moments of your life?

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      • Soul.
        Very simple indeed. *sip*
        • May 2011
        • 190

        #18
        Re: Would You Rather

        Traveling halfway around the world for the big moment of my life. #YOLO

        Would you rather stalk a person or a creep up a person?
        FFR and SM = 1.9-2x (CVM,) (Delta noteskin) (Down)

        Solo = 700-725c (SDFJKL) (CS note, Orbular) (Down)

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        • Riotpolice
          "Reach For The Stars"
          • Nov 2010
          • 1921

          #19
          Re: Would You Rather

          Oh my god m0de, that #9 is wayyy bad no mater how you look at it. I'm gonna go with #1 and be forced not to tell anyone about it. I won't care if I don't tell anyone, I am out in the middle of nowhere anyway!
          Originally posted by hi19hi19
          Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications

          Originally posted by m0de
          im usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.

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