OMGWTFT0K3N is a token song that you get by getting 2 perfects, 4 goods, 6 averages, 8 misses and 10 boos with a 12 combo on Excite Bike. It's not in fact that hard to get but takes time. If you don't have it, this post may contain traces of spoilers, so leave now or continue reading at your peril.
As it is a token song, there's no point comparing stats of AAA/FC/times played, and for some reason the NPS diagram is wrong so there's no point comparing that too. Possibly the song was changed at some point?
The song sounds like an Auto-Tuned version of Charlie Sheen's famous interview. It has a sort of special effect where if you press a directional key the whole chart moves in the direction that you pressed the key in. This can later lead to you not seeing the stationary arrows at all making it harder to read the notes. This does not show up in replays.
The chart has a tendency to go up off the screen. You can avert this by (if you use upscroll) pressing the down key at the start a few times then using Velocity's restart (not quit) button, then repeating, until the arrows are in the middle of the screen. I think reducing your speedmod works too (Edit: no it doesn't). You could also use downscroll or mirror to make the arrows go down, if this "glitch" gets fixed - less effective since the hard bit is at the end where you want to see the whole chart but still makes it much easier nonetheless.
As for the patterns: The whole chart is just simple readable red/blue arrows. (except for 6 of them) It has a lot of hands/quads thrown in random places but it's easily readable for a beginner player like me as long as you keep the whole chart inside the screen by the end. The special effects throw you off, but since it's all red/blue arrows you can easily tell by the beat when you're supposed to hit them even with only a vague idea of where they are on the screen. You can get the hang of it after a few tries.
Now for scores. I got mad two days ago when my best was like 38-5-0-0 and then this didn't record.
I played it again that day and only got 32-0-0-0. Not wanting to have to use the unrecorded scores form I played it again today and after two restarts my 3rd, 4th, and 5th plays were this
Edit: 1 day later I got this. No idea how it happened. I can't get scores like this even on easiest beginner levels. Probably a huge fluke.
This is far better than I can ever expect to get on low-30s or even high-20s. If I kept going I might just about get AAA but as you can tell from my stats I never feel like going for them. Without special effects this song belongs in the mid-20s but even if you put the special effects in it only compares to things like Entry of the Gladiators and is still certainly easier than stuff like Charge!!!, Bricks, or Maple Leaf Rag. I'm suggesting 29 or 30 for this song.
By the way if this was rated a 66, not a 65, I would not have made this thread until completely undeservedly unlocking Otaku Speedvibe [Oni] from it.
edit: use offset +2 for this
edit: here's the replay of the AAA on velocity
As it is a token song, there's no point comparing stats of AAA/FC/times played, and for some reason the NPS diagram is wrong so there's no point comparing that too. Possibly the song was changed at some point?
The song sounds like an Auto-Tuned version of Charlie Sheen's famous interview. It has a sort of special effect where if you press a directional key the whole chart moves in the direction that you pressed the key in. This can later lead to you not seeing the stationary arrows at all making it harder to read the notes. This does not show up in replays.
The chart has a tendency to go up off the screen. You can avert this by (if you use upscroll) pressing the down key at the start a few times then using Velocity's restart (not quit) button, then repeating, until the arrows are in the middle of the screen. I think reducing your speedmod works too (Edit: no it doesn't). You could also use downscroll or mirror to make the arrows go down, if this "glitch" gets fixed - less effective since the hard bit is at the end where you want to see the whole chart but still makes it much easier nonetheless.
As for the patterns: The whole chart is just simple readable red/blue arrows. (except for 6 of them) It has a lot of hands/quads thrown in random places but it's easily readable for a beginner player like me as long as you keep the whole chart inside the screen by the end. The special effects throw you off, but since it's all red/blue arrows you can easily tell by the beat when you're supposed to hit them even with only a vague idea of where they are on the screen. You can get the hang of it after a few tries.
Now for scores. I got mad two days ago when my best was like 38-5-0-0 and then this didn't record.
I played it again that day and only got 32-0-0-0. Not wanting to have to use the unrecorded scores form I played it again today and after two restarts my 3rd, 4th, and 5th plays were this
Edit: 1 day later I got this. No idea how it happened. I can't get scores like this even on easiest beginner levels. Probably a huge fluke.
This is far better than I can ever expect to get on low-30s or even high-20s. If I kept going I might just about get AAA but as you can tell from my stats I never feel like going for them. Without special effects this song belongs in the mid-20s but even if you put the special effects in it only compares to things like Entry of the Gladiators and is still certainly easier than stuff like Charge!!!, Bricks, or Maple Leaf Rag. I'm suggesting 29 or 30 for this song.
By the way if this was rated a 66, not a 65, I would not have made this thread until completely undeservedly unlocking Otaku Speedvibe [Oni] from it.
edit: use offset +2 for this
edit: here's the replay of the AAA on velocity
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