A spotlight comes on to reveal a 13 year old boy on a computer, tapping out rhythms.
"DARN" he yells, angered by the fact that he cannot do well on this apparent rhythm based game.
The spotlight shuts off
we hear tapping noises
and then another angered "DARN"
Lights
A group of people all watching another tap out rhythms
cheering him on
laughing with him
Lights off
The 13 year old boy, proud of his score, posts it on the forums.
Within minutes, one of the aforementioned people cheering on the good player comes from stage left.
This person then pulls the chair out from under the child and then proceeds to urinate on said child.
"Ya bad" he exclaims, exiting stage right.
The child sits in a puddle of piss and anguish.
He cries.
Lights off.
Shuffling noises are heard
A lone voice mumbles "shuffle it" into a microphone
Lights.
The child, obviously traumatized by the previous scene, is now on the computer, laughing evilly.
"I'll show them", he laughs, changing the .ini file for stepmania
"I'll show them all" he screams, loading up the FFR Trainer.
The child is victorious.
He has won.
He has the Good Scores.
He posts the scores.
Same player enters, stage left, and repeats what he did last time.
"Ya BS" he says, exiting stage right.
The child, obviously not affected by this, gets up and continues to play.
He keeps playing so much in fact, that this rhythm-based game begins to dominate his life.
He loses friends.
His ego soars.
He never leaves the house.
He becomes one with stepmania.
The boy gets up and walks to position two.
Spins around and faces the audience, now wearing a mask with a twisted, almost demonic face.
He laughs a hearty, malice-filled laugh.
"YOU SEE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN-" he screams, almost crying "-I'M NEVER GOING TO QUIT STEPMANIA!" He begins to sob as he yells "IT IS BY FAR THE BIGGEST TURNING POINT IN MY LIFE; IT'S MORE THAN JUST A GAME TO ME!" He begins to break down, sobbing, and curling into the fetal position "MMORPGS MEAN NOTHING TO ME!!!" He softens his tone "...please love me?"
A man enters the scene, stage right, and reveals himself as one named Alfred. Alfred then faces the audience and says "This, dear audience, was the sad tale, of 'Dossar Hyde and Mr. Jackhammer'". He exits stage right.
I saw a flyer on a bulletin board at school asking for high-functioning aspergers/autism people to participate in some kind of experiment, and all I could think was, that sounds like a great place to meet girls.
Alternate ending:
tass comes in and bans everyone after the pissing/beating up incident.
the end
Originally posted by cetaka
I saw a flyer on a bulletin board at school asking for high-functioning aspergers/autism people to participate in some kind of experiment, and all I could think was, that sounds like a great place to meet girls.
It would be about the drama that happens in this planet we call FFR. There would be no main characters, no plot, no ending. FFR will be a world filled with endless drama and the story will never end until drama stops which is impossible.
hey Byron, didn't you made drawings of FFR people like me, Dossar, yourself, etc? I wanted to see how that turned out haha
you loved that pun at the end and you ****ing know it lmfao
Originally posted by cetaka
I saw a flyer on a bulletin board at school asking for high-functioning aspergers/autism people to participate in some kind of experiment, and all I could think was, that sounds like a great place to meet girls.
I saw a flyer on a bulletin board at school asking for high-functioning aspergers/autism people to participate in some kind of experiment, and all I could think was, that sounds like a great place to meet girls.
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