If FFR had a story line, what would it be?

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  • Hateandhatred
    "The Quebec Steparatist."
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Feb 2011
    • 1974

    #46
    Re: If FFR had a story line, what would it be?



    This. Typical episode.
    Forgot where I put my old sig lol

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    • t-rogdor
      tane orb
      FFR Simfile Author
      • Jun 2007
      • 2685

      #47
      Re: If FFR had a story line, what would it be?

      Scene.

      A spotlight comes on to reveal a 13 year old boy on a computer, tapping out rhythms.
      "DARN" he yells, angered by the fact that he cannot do well on this apparent rhythm based game.
      The spotlight shuts off
      we hear tapping noises
      and then another angered "DARN"
      Lights
      A group of people all watching another tap out rhythms
      cheering him on
      laughing with him
      Lights off
      The 13 year old boy, proud of his score, posts it on the forums.
      Within minutes, one of the aforementioned people cheering on the good player comes from stage left.
      This person then pulls the chair out from under the child and then proceeds to urinate on said child.
      "Ya bad" he exclaims, exiting stage right.
      The child sits in a puddle of piss and anguish.
      He cries.
      Lights off.
      Shuffling noises are heard
      A lone voice mumbles "shuffle it" into a microphone
      Lights.
      The child, obviously traumatized by the previous scene, is now on the computer, laughing evilly.
      "I'll show them", he laughs, changing the .ini file for stepmania
      "I'll show them all" he screams, loading up the FFR Trainer.
      The child is victorious.
      He has won.
      He has the Good Scores.
      He posts the scores.
      Same player enters, stage left, and repeats what he did last time.
      "Ya BS" he says, exiting stage right.
      The child, obviously not affected by this, gets up and continues to play.
      He keeps playing so much in fact, that this rhythm-based game begins to dominate his life.
      He loses friends.
      His ego soars.
      He never leaves the house.
      He becomes one with stepmania.
      The boy gets up and walks to position two.
      Spins around and faces the audience, now wearing a mask with a twisted, almost demonic face.
      He laughs a hearty, malice-filled laugh.
      "YOU SEE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN-" he screams, almost crying "-I'M NEVER GOING TO QUIT STEPMANIA!" He begins to sob as he yells "IT IS BY FAR THE BIGGEST TURNING POINT IN MY LIFE; IT'S MORE THAN JUST A GAME TO ME!" He begins to break down, sobbing, and curling into the fetal position "MMORPGS MEAN NOTHING TO ME!!!" He softens his tone "...please love me?"
      A man enters the scene, stage right, and reveals himself as one named Alfred. Alfred then faces the audience and says "This, dear audience, was the sad tale, of 'Dossar Hyde and Mr. Jackhammer'". He exits stage right.

      End Scene.
      Last edited by t-rogdor; 09-16-2011, 11:02 PM.
      Originally posted by cetaka
      I saw a flyer on a bulletin board at school asking for high-functioning aspergers/autism people to participate in some kind of experiment, and all I could think was, that sounds like a great place to meet girls.

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      • t-rogdor
        tane orb
        FFR Simfile Author
        • Jun 2007
        • 2685

        #48
        Re: If FFR had a story line, what would it be?

        Alternate ending:
        tass comes in and bans everyone after the pissing/beating up incident.
        the end
        Originally posted by cetaka
        I saw a flyer on a bulletin board at school asking for high-functioning aspergers/autism people to participate in some kind of experiment, and all I could think was, that sounds like a great place to meet girls.

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        • hi19hi19
          lol happy
          FFR Simfile Author
          • Oct 2005
          • 12194

          #49
          Re: If FFR had a story line, what would it be?

          loll


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          • samurai7694
            바보
            FFR Simfile Author
            • Aug 2008
            • 4640

            #50
            Re: If FFR had a story line, what would it be?

            Originally posted by i love you
            It would be about the drama that happens in this planet we call FFR. There would be no main characters, no plot, no ending. FFR will be a world filled with endless drama and the story will never end until drama stops which is impossible.
            hey Byron, didn't you made drawings of FFR people like me, Dossar, yourself, etc? I wanted to see how that turned out haha

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            • DossarLX ODI
              Batch Manager
              Game Manager
              FFR Simfile Author
              • Mar 2008
              • 15000

              #51
              Re: If FFR had a story line, what would it be?

              Originally posted by t-rogdor
              Story
              I am so going to ban you for this shit :monkey:
              Originally posted by hi19hi19
              oh boy, it's STIFF, I'll stretch before I sit down at the computer so not I'm not as STIFF next time I step a file

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              • LJRoX
                Banned
                • Mar 2005
                • 2762

                #52
                Re: If FFR had a story line, what would it be?



                !bomb dosslar

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                • t-rogdor
                  tane orb
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 2685

                  #53
                  Re: If FFR had a story line, what would it be?

                  Originally posted by DossarLX ODI
                  I am so going to ban you for this shit :monkey:
                  you loved that pun at the end and you ****ing know it lmfao
                  Originally posted by cetaka
                  I saw a flyer on a bulletin board at school asking for high-functioning aspergers/autism people to participate in some kind of experiment, and all I could think was, that sounds like a great place to meet girls.

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                  • DossarLX ODI
                    Batch Manager
                    Game Manager
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 15000

                    #54
                    Re: If FFR had a story line, what would it be?

                    Originally posted by hi19hi19
                    oh boy, it's STIFF, I'll stretch before I sit down at the computer so not I'm not as STIFF next time I step a file

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                    • t-rogdor
                      tane orb
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 2685

                      #55
                      Re: If FFR had a story line, what would it be?

                      Originally posted by cetaka
                      I saw a flyer on a bulletin board at school asking for high-functioning aspergers/autism people to participate in some kind of experiment, and all I could think was, that sounds like a great place to meet girls.

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                      • Ziergdsx18
                        ℜ1 ステップチャート 著者
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 2800

                        #56
                        Re: If FFR had a story line, what would it be?

                        lmao


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                        • Zon Fire
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                          • Nov 2006
                          • 1082

                          #57
                          Re: If FFR had a story line, what would it be?

                          lmfaoooo

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