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  • tupacodaman
    FFR Player
    • Sep 2006
    • 635

    #1

    lol dishwater WTF?!

    so my quest to bring down my average rank finally brought me to the songs of difficulty 5. I started playing dishwater, yet another song I'd never bothered to play. I actually really like the beat and music in general, but WTF IS UP WITH THE LYRICS!!!!! ROFL! I almost messed up the sightread AAA cuz I was laughing at the unexpected bizarre/profane lyrics. I thought ffr songs were, in general, G, not R rated. ROFL. if you haven't played that song please play it, lyrics are too strange
  • dooty_7
    FFR Player
    • Jun 2005
    • 462

    #2
    Re: lol dishwater WTF?!

    when I stuck it in, bitch busted a queef,
    make your eyes water, good grief,
    **** smelled like old sushi and bakers yeast,
    gotta wash that **** if you want me to feast

    just some solid lyric writing right there :P

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    • Xx{Midday}xX
      FFR Player
      • Sep 2007
      • 3518

      #3
      Re: lol dishwater WTF?!

      yeah. happiness to all of you who don't know the lyrics for I Am Maid.
      Any FFR song title discrepancies? List them here.
      Willing to accurately translate Japanese for free
      Accumulating all playstyles here!


      つまんないシグでスマソ(´・ω・`)

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      • Mr.Nothing
        R.I.P. Steve <3
        • Aug 2007
        • 1227

        #4
        Re: lol dishwater WTF?!

        Oh please Midday, do tell!

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        • sente3
          a brew
          • Feb 2005
          • 703

          #5
          Re: lol dishwater WTF?!

          Oh god, I Am Maid. Quite the lyrics aren't they? lol

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          • Waffl3
            FFR Player
            • Feb 2008
            • 702

            #6
            Re: lol dishwater WTF?!

            lol i just heard dishwater to. It took me 3 tires to aaa cause i always started laughing and messed up.
            And midday, link me to that thread that had the i am maid lyrics pl0z

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            • Xx{Midday}xX
              FFR Player
              • Sep 2007
              • 3518

              #7
              Re: lol dishwater WTF?!

              It's not just I Am Maid. But I guess I Am Maid has the worst. MOSAIC.WAV has a lot of hentai moe references, but I'm not an expert in that region anymore.

              I told in a separate thread from trogdor's request.
              Any FFR song title discrepancies? List them here.
              Willing to accurately translate Japanese for free
              Accumulating all playstyles here!


              つまんないシグでスマソ(´・ω・`)

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              • ninjaKIWI
                plain old ugly ass dumbas
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Aug 2006
                • 3304

                #8
                Re: lol dishwater WTF?!

                Originally posted by Xx{Midday}xX
                yeah. happiness to all of you who don't know the lyrics for I Am Maid.
                I love the I Am Maid lyrics lmfao
                Originally posted by Jewpinthethird
                "Hey Keywii" Said Foil in a raspy voice.
                "Hey Foil. What's that you got there?" inquired Keywii.
                "Oh, just my cock." Replied Foil.
                "That just will not do." was keywii's response as she lunged for the scissors, pulled the blades apart, and clamped them down on the base of foil's shaft. Blood start gushing out of the wound where his penis used to be.
                "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Foil in horror.
                "Don't worry. I'm a wizard" uttered Keywii. And with that, Foil's penis grew back.

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                • Tasselfoot
                  Retired BOSS
                  FFR Simfile Author
                  • Jul 2003
                  • 25185

                  #9
                  Re: lol dishwater WTF?!

                  there was a thread about this back when the song first was released. for the most part, it's at least innuendo and the like, and not straight profanity.

                  personally, i agree. it's hilarious.
                  RIP

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                  • who_cares973
                    FFR Player
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 15407

                    #10
                    Re: lol dishwater WTF?!

                    midday i blame you for me not being able to play i am maid without getting an erection

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                    • Silver_Brian
                      ¯\(°_o)/¯ ¯\(o_°)/¯
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Apr 2005
                      • 5576

                      #11
                      Re: lol dishwater WTF?!

                      I wasn't listening to the lyrics of dishwater when I sightread AAA'ed. Then again, I try not to listen to the lyrics of any hiphop song.

                      Originally posted by Moogle-master
                      i now have another excuse to grow a dick
                      Originally posted by FishFishRevolution
                      "i've seen your little boy's penis"

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                      • Xx{Midday}xX
                        FFR Player
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 3518

                        #12
                        Re: lol dishwater WTF?!

                        Originally posted by who_cares973
                        midday i blame you for me not being able to play i am maid without getting an erection
                        I don't get one. I played too many h-games/cggames to feel anymore.
                        Any FFR song title discrepancies? List them here.
                        Willing to accurately translate Japanese for free
                        Accumulating all playstyles here!


                        つまんないシグでスマソ(´・ω・`)

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                        • Orange Dude
                          FFR Player
                          • Apr 2007
                          • 168

                          #13
                          Re: lol dishwater WTF?!

                          Missed this. I usually just mute anything in Hip-hop.

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                          • Bluearrowll
                            ⊙▃⊙
                            FFR Simfile Author
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 7376

                            #14
                            Re: lol dishwater WTF?!

                            Someone needs to do this song for a kareoke competition.
                            1st in Kommisar's 2009 SM Tournament
                            1st in I Love You`s 2009 New Year`s Tournament
                            3rd in EnR's Mashfest '08 tournament
                            5th in Phynx's Unofficial FFR Tournament
                            9th in D3 of the 2008-2009 4th Official FFR Tournament
                            10th in D5 of the 2010 5th Official FFR Tournament
                            10th in D6 of the 2011-2012 6th Official FFR Tournament

                            FMO AAA Count: 71
                            FGO AAA Count: 10

                            Bluearrowll = The Canadian player who can not detect awkward patterns. If it's awkward for most people, it's normal for Terry. If the file is difficult but super straight forward, he has issues. If he's AAAing a FGO but then heard that his favorite Hockey team was losing by a point, Hockey > FFR
                            PS: Cool AAA's Terry
                            - I Love You


                            An Alarm Clock's Haiku
                            beep beep beep beep beep
                            beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
                            beep beep beep beep beep
                            - ieatyourlvllol

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                            • hazard28
                              That old weeb
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 280

                              #15
                              Re: lol dishwater WTF?!

                              lol this song always makes me laugh, but I am maid definately has the funniest lyrics in FFR in my opinion xD
                              Originally posted by Reincarnate
                              How on earth could one possibly eat those words?
                              Originally posted by MrGiggles
                              Well, you'd have to print them out first.

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