Guys, hate to break it to you, but I'm actually a trained chimpanzee. I learned English from the guys at the zoo. In the videos I'm wearing a suit to make me look like a teenager. Hi19hi19 is one of my trainers, the other guy (Marcus) is another one. I was genetically altered to have intelligence rivaling that of most humans. But I swear all my scores have never been hacked and were totally legit--that's right, a chimpanzee got an average rank under 1.04 at one point.
Hope this doesn't come as too big a surprise to anyone. Pics to come soon.
Quick, someone sig'em.
PS welcome back
�A painter paints his pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. We provide the music, and you provide the silence.� -Leopold Stokowski
Guys, hate to break it to you, but I'm actually a sewing machine. I have a microchip with an English communication protocol imbedded in it. If you ever see a video of me, I'll have edited the video to make it look like a real person is playing. My intelligence is that of a average human, but the idiot who programmed my speech characteristics module implanted a tedency to add random "lol's", "rofl's", and "lmao's" to whatever I output. All my scores have never been hacked and were totally legit, and all of my good jacking scores can be attributed to my being a sewing machine.
Hope this doesn't come as too big a surprise to anyone. Here's a pic:
Guys, hate to break it to you, but I'm actually a shark. I learned English from passing dolphins that were chanting, "So long, and thanks for all the fish." If you ever see a video of me, I'll have morphed into a human form with fast fingers. After being familiarized with English, I started to read books that were thrown off sinking ships, and eventually my intelligence developed to the level of an average human. All my scores have never been hacked and were totally legit, and all of my good speed scores can be attributed to my being a shark.
Hope this doesn't come as too big a surprise to anyone. Here's a pic:
P.S. - In case you were wondering, I access the Internet via Atlantis. They have a pretty nice LAN center there.
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