I must have played this song a !@#$ing hundred damn times, and I swear on the gods of Finger speed that I will castrate the next person (Guy or girl, I'll give you balls to rip off if you are neither) who comes within 100 feet of me if I get another damn good on Aztec.
Why you ask? Because this close frame bull**** is driving me out of my mind. I can get 436 perfects in this f'ing song and no matter what, if I'm not within correct frame sequence I get a miss... NOT EVEN A F'ING GOOD, I GET A MISS. So I end up with 436 perfects, 0 goods, 0 averages and a miss and boo because I am apparently not allowed to hit the arrow even though i'm on time. I don't mind totaling 5 or 6 goods on the song. But holy hell, let me at LEAST blackflag it before you let me get all the way through the damn thing and give me a fricken miss.
And with that, I leave a ginormous 1 finger salute to the following songs for their complete and utter annoyance:
Lawn Wake
Screw you
Gradeus
Screw you
Strangeprogram (though not to bad, the trills can kiss my ass)
Screw you
Aztec
*sigh*
All classic songs:
Screw you x However many of you there are in existence, including moonlight sonata because instead of being remotely hard, its piss easy. So you figure, Let me have a one minute waltz after I finish this sonata, and you get raped up the ass with unhittable arrows. Thanks for making me feel good for AAAing ONE song in that section. Bastard.
Pants
Bite me. I could combo you with my penis if I were playing SM.
{Firestorm}
You aren't even hard! (Thats what she said) but I hate you anyway because you are a pain in the ass with unnecessary jumps.
Anything in Funk
I probably hate you, even though chances are you are too easy and I don't play you.
Lovely Lovely Lovely
When I finally AAA you, I am going to find Chuck Norris and kick him in the rectum just for the hell of it.
Science Genius Girl
I never liked you, or your 0 relation to anything Science.
Aim Anthem
Screw you
Terror From Beyond
CAN'T YOU BE LIKE EVERY OTHER EASY SONG!?
Party 4u
Screw you and your no ability to play on every computer I try on. Your backgrounds suck almost as equally as your impossible arrows.
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Additions by mutual feeling:
Lethal Injection
I HAVE A DEATH WISH SIR. Screw you and your no purpose jacks.
Chrono Trigger
The only thing you trigger is my never ending rage. The game was cool, but you suck WHERE IS THE JACK!?!? WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEE!?
Crowdpleaser
lololol passage d on FFR SMART MOVE. Ass.
100BB
Admittedly pretty decent rap song to, pl-- WAIT WTF JACKS, WHY AND WHY DO THEY GIVE YOU GOODS ALMOST EVERY TIME!?! ARAHAHRHAHAHAHAHA
FF7
Perfect, also what we needed. Another piss easy song thats somehow impossible to AAA. Nothing calms my nerves like a BLACKFLAG o.0
Nova Pulser
LOL, blow me.
Hellbeat
You were never, and should never have been possible, nor made. And simply because there is a small background thing, it makes me identify you more than any other song. I hate you, and am never calling you again. Our relationship is over. I'm on to bigger and better things, provided GGC didn't cheat on--- WHAT!?
RunnyMorning (SGX MIX)
Actually I like you. I've played you pretty well, but you make consistency seem as close as it can be to impossible. And for that, I provide you with lube, because I will destroy you next time.
/rant
Discuss
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Why you ask? Because this close frame bull**** is driving me out of my mind. I can get 436 perfects in this f'ing song and no matter what, if I'm not within correct frame sequence I get a miss... NOT EVEN A F'ING GOOD, I GET A MISS. So I end up with 436 perfects, 0 goods, 0 averages and a miss and boo because I am apparently not allowed to hit the arrow even though i'm on time. I don't mind totaling 5 or 6 goods on the song. But holy hell, let me at LEAST blackflag it before you let me get all the way through the damn thing and give me a fricken miss.
And with that, I leave a ginormous 1 finger salute to the following songs for their complete and utter annoyance:
Lawn Wake
Screw you
Gradeus
Screw you
Strangeprogram (though not to bad, the trills can kiss my ass)
Screw you
Aztec
*sigh*
All classic songs:
Screw you x However many of you there are in existence, including moonlight sonata because instead of being remotely hard, its piss easy. So you figure, Let me have a one minute waltz after I finish this sonata, and you get raped up the ass with unhittable arrows. Thanks for making me feel good for AAAing ONE song in that section. Bastard.
Pants
Bite me. I could combo you with my penis if I were playing SM.
{Firestorm}
You aren't even hard! (Thats what she said) but I hate you anyway because you are a pain in the ass with unnecessary jumps.
Anything in Funk
I probably hate you, even though chances are you are too easy and I don't play you.
Lovely Lovely Lovely
When I finally AAA you, I am going to find Chuck Norris and kick him in the rectum just for the hell of it.
Science Genius Girl
I never liked you, or your 0 relation to anything Science.
Aim Anthem
Screw you
Terror From Beyond
CAN'T YOU BE LIKE EVERY OTHER EASY SONG!?
Party 4u
Screw you and your no ability to play on every computer I try on. Your backgrounds suck almost as equally as your impossible arrows.
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Additions by mutual feeling:
Lethal Injection
I HAVE A DEATH WISH SIR. Screw you and your no purpose jacks.
Chrono Trigger
The only thing you trigger is my never ending rage. The game was cool, but you suck WHERE IS THE JACK!?!? WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEE!?
Crowdpleaser
lololol passage d on FFR SMART MOVE. Ass.
100BB
Admittedly pretty decent rap song to, pl-- WAIT WTF JACKS, WHY AND WHY DO THEY GIVE YOU GOODS ALMOST EVERY TIME!?! ARAHAHRHAHAHAHAHA
FF7
Perfect, also what we needed. Another piss easy song thats somehow impossible to AAA. Nothing calms my nerves like a BLACKFLAG o.0
Nova Pulser
LOL, blow me.
Hellbeat
You were never, and should never have been possible, nor made. And simply because there is a small background thing, it makes me identify you more than any other song. I hate you, and am never calling you again. Our relationship is over. I'm on to bigger and better things, provided GGC didn't cheat on--- WHAT!?
RunnyMorning (SGX MIX)
Actually I like you. I've played you pretty well, but you make consistency seem as close as it can be to impossible. And for that, I provide you with lube, because I will destroy you next time.
/rant
Discuss
~-[L2D]-~
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