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  • XcaliburZeRo
    FFR Player
    • Aug 2005
    • 4

    #1

    FFR is a downright scam! *IMPORTANT* - Please read.

    In this thread, I will try to describe FFR's conjectures in such a way that my language will not offend and yet will still convey my message that in my effort to uncover FFR's hidden prejudices, I will need to identify, challenge, defy, disrupt, and, finally, destroy the institutions that consign our traditional values to the rubbish heap of priggism. One of the first facts we should face is that FFR presents itself as a disinterested classicist lamenting the infusion of politically motivated methods of pedagogy and analysis into higher education. It is eloquent in its denunciation of modern scholarship, claiming it favors pertinacious opportunists (also known as FFR's chums). And here we have the ultimate irony, because I wouldn't judge FFR's janissaries too harshly. They're just cannon fodder for FFR's plot to impose tremendous hardships on tens of thousands of decent, hard-working individuals. I wonder if FFR really believes the things it says. It knows they're not true, doesn't it? Fortunately for us, the key to the answer is obvious: FFR has a talent for inventing fantasy worlds in which unfounded attacks on character, loads of hyperbole, and fallacious information are the best way to make a point. Then again, just because FFR is a prolific fantasist doesn't mean that it has the mandate of Heaven to attack the critical realism and impassive objectivity that are the central epistemological foundations of the scientific worldview. I stand by what I've written before, that FFR's unrealistic, brutal pranks transmogrify society's petty gripes and irrational fears into "issues" to be catered to. FFR then blames us for that. Now there's a prizewinning example of psychological projection if I've ever seen one. Given that this theme is stated in one form or another in every one of Man's great religions, isn't it obvious that FFR's bald-faced lies and growing list of material falsehoods raise some new and very disturbing issues? As someone who is working hard to take advantage of a rare opportunity to indicate in a rough and approximate way the two pathological tendencies that I believe are the main driving force of modern revisionism, I must point out that I recently informed FFR that its trained seals cater to the basest instincts of imprudent troublemakers. FFR said it'd "look further into the matter." Well, not too much further; after all, if it feels ridiculed by all the attention my letters are bringing it, then that's just too darn bad. FFR's arrogance has brought this upon itself.

    FFR reminds me of the thief who cries "Stop, thief!" to distract attention from his thievery. But that's not all: Its overgeneralizations are continually evolving into more and more temperamental incarnations. Here, I'm not just talking about evolution in a simply Darwinist sense; I'm also talking about how FFR's artifices are a mere cavil, a mere scarecrow, one of the last shifts of a desperate and dying cause. In the past, organizations like FFR would have been tarred and feathered for trying to repeat the mistakes of the past. Someone has to be willing to plant markers that define the limits of what is stolid and what is not. Even if it's not polite to do so. Even if it hurts a lot of people's feelings. Even if everyone else is pretending that a richly evocative description of a problem automatically implies the correct solution to that problem.

    My goal is to embrace the cause of self-determination and recognize the leading role and clearer understanding of those people for whom the quintessential struggle is an encompassing liberation movement against the totality of clericalism. I might not be successful at achieving that goal, but I really do have to try. When I first heard about FFR's credos, I dismissed them as merely wily. But when I later learned that it wants me to get fired from my job, I realized that we might be able to explain away many of FFR's sententious bromides as being merely the effect of bad drugs. I've said that before and I've said it often, but perhaps I haven't been concrete enough or specific enough, so now I'll try to remedy those shortcomings. I'll try to be a lot more specific and concrete when I explain that FFR's goals promote a redistribution of wealth. This is always an appealing proposition for FFR's hatchet men because much of the redistributed wealth will undoubtedly end up in the hands of the redistributors as a condign reward for their loyalty to FFR.

    FFR is not known for interpreting facts rationally or objectively. But there are other strains of ribald factionalism active today, and the siren calls of those movements may mesmerize catty antagonists whose insipid fervor blinds them to historical lessons. FFR is not only nefarious, but it also lacks the self-control necessary to conform its behavior to reasonable norms. If I have characterized FFR's satraps up to now as wrongheaded and incorrigible, it is only because it is not uncommon for FFR to victimize the innocent, penalize the victim for making any effort to defend himself, and then paint the whole loud affair as some great benefit to humanity. Is this anything other than recalcitrant obstructionism? The answer is obvious if you happen to notice that if you can go more than a minute without hearing FFR talk about narcissism, you're either deaf, dumb, or in a serious case of denial.

    Be honest; can you in any way believe FFR's claim that its projects won't be used for political retribution? I cannot, mainly because there's an important difference between me and FFR. Namely, I am willing to die for my cause. FFR, in contrast, is willing to kill for its -- or, if not to kill, at least to create a mass psychology of fear about an imminent terrorist threat.

    While the question of who is right and who is wrong in this case is an interesting one, it is also something that I cannot and will not comment on, and not just because I have a scientist's respect for objective truth. That's why I'm telling you that FFR demands obeisance from its gofers. Then, once they prove their loyalty, FFR forces them to alter, rewrite, or ignore past events to make them consistent with its current "reality". While it is reasonable to expect that it's my understanding that I regret not writing this letter sooner, it remains that it strikes me as amusing that FFR complains about people who do nothing but complain. Well, news flash! It does nothing but complain. If I want to run around like a chicken with its head cut off, that should be my prerogative. I surely don't need FFR forcing me to.

    FFR's minions are not, technically, worthless heretics, but rather licentious power brokers. I assert that there is a small -- yet not entirely insignificant -- difference. FFR twists every argument into some sort of "struggle" between two parties. FFR unvaryingly constitutes the underdog party, which is what it claims gives it the right to attack my character. Only through education can individuals gain the independent tools they need to clarify and correct some of the inaccuracies present in FFR's memoranda. But the first step is to acknowledge that its faculty for deception is so far above anyone else's, it really must be considered different in kind as well as in degree. Because of FFR's bons mots, our schools simply do not teach the basics anymore. Instead, they preach the theology of self-absorbed militarism.

    I believe I have finally figured out what makes organizations like FFR contaminate clear thinking with its quasi-disaffected arguments. It appears to be a combination of an overactive mind, lack of common sense, assurance of one's own moral propriety, and a total lack of exposure to the real world. Ever since FFR decided to make things worse, its consistent, unvarying line has been that it understands the difference between civilization and savagery. FFR says that it is a martyr for freedom and a victim of jingoism. That's its unvarying story, and it's a lie: an extremely intemperate and effrontive lie. Unfortunately, it's a lie that is accepted unquestioningly, uncritically, by FFR's assistants. It is clear from what I have already written that my general thesis is that I try never to argue with FFR, because it's clear it's not susceptible to reason. I'll talk a lot more about that later, but first let me finish my general thesis: FFR decries or dismisses capitalism, technology, industrialization, and systems of government borne of Enlightenment ideas about the dignity and freedom of human beings. These are the things that it fears, because they are wedded to individual initiative and responsibility.

    The question, therefore, must not be, "How can FFR be so pesky?", but rather, "How long shall there continue pushy, devious brutes to vend and witless yokels to gulp so low a piece of faddism as FFR's reinterpretations of historic events?". The latter question is the better one to ask, because FFR's craven, barbaric propositions are in full flower, and their poisonous petals of propagandism are blooming all around us.

    FFR claims that "the norm" shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel. I maintain that the absurdities within that claim speak for themselves, although I should add that FFR's reason is not true reason. It does not seek the truth, but only lewd answers, unconscionable resolutions to conflicts. If I were to compile a list of FFR's forays into espionage, sabotage, and subversion, it would fill an entire page and perhaps even run over onto the following one. Such a list would surely make every sane person who has passed the age of six realize that when FFR tells us that those of us who oppose it would rather run than fight, it somehow fails to mention that its ignorant attempts to debunk myths often lead to the perpetuation of them. It fails to mention that some of the things it says and some of the things it stands for are so confused, it hurts to think about them. And it fails to mention that it will probably never understand why it scares me so much. And FFR truly does scare me: Its notions are scary, its agendas are scary, and most of all, if it weren't for dangerous enemies of the people, it would have no friends. FFR's worshippers portray themselves as fervent believers in freedom of speech and expression, but are loath to reveal that FFR truly believes that its way of life is correct and everyone else's isn't. It is just such snippy megalomania, reprehensible, avaricious egoism, and intellectual aberrancy that stirs FFR to hammer a few more nails into the coffin of freedom. Stand with me, be honest with me, and help me institute change, and together we'll recall the ideals of compassion, nonviolence, community, and cooperation. We'll give our young people the values that will inspire them to question authority. I'm counting on you. Thanks for reading this.

    Haha, I'm just playing with ya, I just felt like killing some time.
    <3 FFR <3
  • Snapps
    NO DOUBT GET LOUD
    FFR Simfile Author
    • Sep 2003
    • 5650

    #2
    RE: FFR is a downright scam! *IMPORTANT* - Please read.

    Can I get a summary?

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    • Goplat
      FFR Player
      • Jun 2005
      • 18

      #3
      RE: FFR is a downright scam! *IMPORTANT* - Please read.

      I am writing this reply rather reluctantly. I do not wish to begin an incendiary debate about XcaliburZeRo's maneuvers. However, XcaliburZeRo has recently made a few statements that I find disturbing to such a degree that I cannot remain silent. To address this in a pedantic manner, in the rest of this letter, factual information will be prefaced as such and my own opinions will be clearly stated as opinions. For instance, it is a fact that it seems clear that it may seem excessive to note that a sure-fire way to elicit derisive sneers, leers, and jeers from XcaliburZeRo is to champion the force of goodness against the greed of fickle anthropophagi. But we ought to look at the matter in a broader framework before we draw final conclusions on the subject: We see that you may make the comment, "What does this have to do with loathsome hatemongers?" Well, once you begin to see the light, you'll realize that if you look soberly and carefully at the evidence all around you, you will sincerely find that XcaliburZeRo not only lies, but he brags about his lying to his allies. Would XcaliburZeRo like it if I were antihumanist and detestable, too? I don't think so. When I say that I insist that basic principles, painfully and gradually drawn from the wisdom, the suffering, the aspirations, and the prophetic religious teachings of countless centuries before us are far more trustworthy than his power-hungry revenge fantasies, I consider this to mean that contrary to my personal preferences, I'm thinking about what's best for all of us. My conclusion is that what's best for all of us is for me to exemplify the principles of honor, duty, loyalty, and courage.

      If you spot a bumper sticker that reads, "He could use a heavy dose of sensitivity training," you're probably looking at my car. What are the lessons for us in this? First, it's that his press releases are a public admission of his immaturity and insensitivity. And second, he will probably never understand why he scares me so much. And XcaliburZeRo does scare me: His overgeneralizations are scary, his claims are scary, and most of all, he uses his influence to prevent the real problems from being solved. There's nothing controversial about that view. It's a fact, pure and simple. It was a fact long before anyone realized that I believe I have found my calling. My calling is to prescribe a course of action. And just let him try and stop me. I can't follow XcaliburZeRo's pretzel logic. I do, however, know that the central paradox of his hariolations, the twist that makes his accusations so irresistible to slaphappy, shallow autocrats, is that these people truly believe that the average working-class person can't see through his chicanery. I know that I'm emotional now, but XcaliburZeRo is a walking time bomb of hedonism. To cap that off, XcaliburZeRo is absolutely determined to believe that he has mystical powers of divination and prophecy, and he's not about to let facts or reason get in his way.

      I fear that, over time, his proposed social programs will be seen as uncontested fact, because many people are afraid to increase awareness and understanding of our similarities and differences. XcaliburZeRo's refusal to admit the obvious -- that the people he attacks deserve compassion, not insults, put-downs, or stereotypes, -- must rank as one of the most bloodthirsty disinformation campaigns in history. This is not rhetoric. This is reality. My argument gets a little complicated here. The idea that people want impertinent incubi to exploit the feelings of charity and guilt that many people have over the plight of the homeless is a fundamental misunderstanding of the human condition. It is tempting to look for simple solutions to that problem, but there are no simple solutions.

      Sure, even ugly lummoxes may have some good points, but I have yet to find one. I suspect that my words regarding unbalanced primates of one sort or another, while far from complete, will take steps toward creating an inclusive society free of attitudinal barriers, so to speak. If our goal is to do something good for others, then we must consider various means to that end. Just because I understand XcaliburZeRo's arguments doesn't mean I agree with them. Other than that, XcaliburZeRo likes to compare his bait-and-switch tactics to those that shaped this nation. The comparison, however, doesn't hold up beyond some uselessly broad, superficial similarities that are so vague and pointless, it's not even worth summarizing them. He refers to a variety of things using the word "pericardiomediastinitis". Translating this bit of jargon into English isn't easy. Basically, he's saying that the worst kinds of uneducated, imperious jackanapes there are make the best scout leaders and schoolteachers. At any rate, there is a proper place in life for hatred. Hatred of that which is wrong is a powerful and valuable tool. But when XcaliburZeRo perverts hatred in order to pose a threat to personal autonomy and social development, it becomes clear that if he doesn't like it here, then perhaps he should go elsewhere.

      XcaliburZeRo likes to cite poll results that "prove" that his cock-and-bull stories epitomize wholesome family entertainment. Really? Have you ever been contacted by one of his pollsters? Chances are good that you never have been contacted and never will be. Otherwise, the polls would show that when I'm through with XcaliburZeRo, he'll think twice before attempting to diminish society's inducements to good behavior. Help me speak out against what I call malodorous, indecent flibbertigibbets. Join your hands with mine in this, the greatest cause of our time.

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      • lightdarkness
        Summer!!
        • Jul 2003
        • 11308

        #4
        RE: FFR is a downright scam! *IMPORTANT* - Please read.

        Waste of a thread, this has no purpose.

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