PD Dojo > Jewpin

[JodoKast]

Just cuz PD has hot girls and non fat/mexican overcrowding people that apparently jewpin hates cuz of his racism ( =P ), doesn't mean that PD Dojo sucks. It's not our fault we can afford to eat, and that we can afford clothes and hot girls. Just cuz FudgePack Dojo...err....La Quinta Dojo has ninjas who run around twirling batons and eating fagcakes, and just because PD Dojo has ninjas who have actual swords, and theme songs, for every person, and we get pies and cakes, and special brownies everyday, doesn't mean that we're rich. It just means that u might as well be in Indio =O. And yea im guessing this forum is gona get locked or re-edited cuz Jewpin is more glow-in-the-dark than jesus. and nick green. And the PD Dojo has so many people, that if we saw u on the street not even your jet-pack-jesus-ness will save u!

[snakeraver87]

i think he has you there jewpin.

[JodoKast]

Duh. Like twizzles on an ATM.

[QreepyBORIS]

You get the retarded post award.

Con-fucking-grats!

[jewpinthethird]

Dude....by hot girls do you mean walking STD's? Because that's all I saw when I went to PD. A bunch of STD's and jerks. And a bunch of this:

Girl #1: "LIKE, LET'S GO HANG OUT AT THE RIVER AND LIKE TALK!"
Girl #2: "GEE, THE SURE SOUNDS LIKE FUN! MAYBE CHRIS WILL BE THERE!"
Girl #1: "CHRIS <SOMETHING>?"
Girl #2: "LIKE, YEAH!"
Girl #1: "Oh? I FUCKED HIM THE OTHER DAY. IT ISNT WORTH IT. AND NOW IT HURTS TO PISS"
Girl #2: "LIKE, TOTALLY GROSS"
Girl #1: "LIKE, ARE WE GO ARE NOT?"
Girl #3: "OH, WE CAN TAKE MY DADDIES PORSCHE BECAUSE I CRASHED MY FUCKING GIGANTIC SUV INTO A STREET LIGHT!"
Girl #1&2: "LIKE, WHAT TOTALLY HAPPENED?!"
Girl #3: "WELL, LIKE, I WAS TALKING TO SUSSIE ON THE PHONE, AND LIKE COPYING MY PRE-ALGEBRA HOMEWORK FROM MY 7TH GRADE BROTHER, AND LIKE THE STREET LIGHT SUDDENLY TURNS RED, AND LIKE, I JUST GOT MY TOE NAILS PAINTED, SO I COULDNT HIT THE BREAKS, AND LIKE, I SWIRVED INTO THE STOP LIGHT. THE CAR WAS TOTALLY TOTALED. BUT IT'S OKAY! MY DADDY SAYS THAT THE 2003 MODEL WAS GETTING OLD!"
Girl #1&2&3: "LIKE AWESOME! LET'S GO!"


Another year in that school and I would have shot myself. And all you PD kids think you are so punk rock with your long hair and clothes you bought from Hot Topic.

Nothing can stop the Jet-pack Jesus...NOTHING. And what's so great about your PD kids? OHHHH, Gavin and Garrette, what are they going to do? Rub their stupid on me (no offense)? See, we here at LQ have really ninjas. Asains. We got Ryan, and Matt, and Kenny, and....some other guy who is asain. What you got? ALBERTO? HA!(No offense).

So, go drive your SUV to Starbucks and get a steaming hot cup of shut the fuck up. Newb.

[Lueadar]

... *Raises Eyebrow* ... *Eats a cookie*

[snakeraver87]

LMAO

[Brainmaster07]

Dude....by hot girls do you mean walking STD's? Because that's all I saw when I went to PD. A bunch of STD's and jerks. And a bunch of this:

Girl #1: "LIKE, LET'S GO HANG OUT AT THE RIVER AND LIKE TALK!"
Girl #2: "GEE, THE SURE SOUNDS LIKE FUN! MAYBE CHRIS WILL BE THERE!"
Girl #1: "CHRIS <SOMETHING>?"
Girl #2: "LIKE, YEAH!"
Girl #1: "Oh? I #$*#ed HIM THE OTHER DAY. IT ISNT WORTH IT. AND NOW IT HURTS TO PISS"
Girl #2: "LIKE, TOTALLY GROSS"
Girl #1: "LIKE, ARE WE GO ARE NOT?"
Girl #3: "OH, WE CAN TAKE MY DADDIES PORSCHE BECAUSE I CRASHED MY #$#ing GIGANTIC SUV INTO A STREET LIGHT!"
Girl #1&2: "LIKE, WHAT TOTALLY HAPPENED?!"
Girl #3: "WELL, LIKE, I WAS TALKING TO SUSSIE ON THE PHONE, AND LIKE COPYING MY PRE-ALGEBRA HOMEWORK FROM MY 7TH GRADE BROTHER, AND LIKE THE STREET LIGHT SUDDENLY TURNS RED, AND LIKE, I JUST GOT MY TOE NAILS PAINTED, SO I COULDNT HIT THE BREAKS, AND LIKE, I SWIRVED INTO THE STOP LIGHT. THE CAR WAS TOTALLY TOTALED. BUT IT'S OKAY! MY DADDY SAYS THAT THE 2003 MODEL WAS GETTING OLD!"
Girl #1&2&3: "LIKE AWESOME! LET'S GO!"


Another year in that school and I would have shot myself. And all you PD kids think you are so punk rock with your long hair and clothes you bought from Hot Topic.

Nothing can stop the Jet-pack Jesus...NOTHING. And what's so great about your PD kids? OHHHH, Gavin and Garrette, what are they going to do? Rub their stupid on me (no offense)? See, we here at LQ have really ninjas. Asains. We got Ryan, and Matt, and Kenny, and....some other guy who is asain. What you got? ALBERTO? HA!(No offense).

So, go drive your SUV to Starbucks and get a steaming hot cup of shut the $*%# up. Newb.

That's like my school... but they'd probably go off on some 10 min highpitch, mile a minute, pointless conversation on what type of toenail polish she used.

[SotN]

that's nothing like my school, except about the Starbucks STFU coffee part. The manager there pwns.

[JodoKast]

Yea you're dumb Zack. It's like this: The trendy popular girls have STD's. And yes, they walk. So yea, they're walking STD's. But alot of them DO have hot friends who aren't walking STD's. Not my fault you hunt out with the kids that threw rocks at walls and felt like rebels. The kids with the long hair and hot topic clothes can die, because... so they can die. And Jet-Pack Jesus isn't even real. He's like the friggin easter bunny but WORSE. It's all myth. For example, we leave cookies for Santa on Christmas. TO FEED OUR PARENTS. We leave inmates on Jet-Pack Jesus' doorstep, just so he wont come for us.

[JodoKast]

Also it's cool how you waste your time typing about the girls that everyone stays 10 feet away from cuz they're scared they'll catch something. We here at the PD Dojo, where we have REAL ninjas *and alberto could take ur whole dojo by himself*, we dont throw rocks at walls. We throw rocks at walking STD's. And then we run. Because their giant STD boyfriends..hurt...us...?

[JodoKast]

Not my fault you hunt out with--- i meant to say like hung. u kno...with a g...and not a T...hung... hung out... with...

[snakeraver87]

nice

[dontcareaboutmyid]

dude, jewpinthat starbucks saying kicked so much ass.

right to the sig let's see if it works

oh and that PD Dojo thing sounds like crap.

[dontcareaboutmyid]

i feel like such a newb.