Re: Silly/Sax's Summer Sensation!
Welcome to the next S^4 Sponcon! Or as I like to call it:
The 'COWABUNGA, B****. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!' sponcon.
WANT A CHANCE TO WIN 40K?
("holy wow Silly that's almost as big as a third place prize in D1! It's like I've already won, fjsdkjflsadfdkf :O")
Then get your video camera out and get ready to RAGE/DANCE/YELL/MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF for credit cash moniez, ya dig?
Here's what you do. Record yourself playing the song that you hate the ABSOLUTE MOST on FFR. Like, the song that makes your blood boil to 400 degrees Kelvin and makes you throw stuff out the window in a fit of unparalled hulk-like raw anger. For me, it's a tie between EHHS and CIA Rave. Can't wait to see yours!
However, you need to pretend like it's your FAVORITE SONG IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. I expect the best way to do this is to be so sarcastic that you're bordering on sounding genuine. (I'm looking at you, Middie :P) Show us your sheer and utter adoration for this piece of doodoo excuse for a song that you've played 2,000 times and still can't SDG. (srsly CIA Rave y u so hard ;_; )
Now, there's no need to actually PA this song well. (I'm looking at you, sunfan, Mr. I-have-way-too-many-AAAs-for-a-D3-player-omg-AAAs-must-AAA-all-of-the-things) Which is a relief, because you hate the song anyway! Instead, you should spend your time doing other things. While you're talking incessantly about how you're madly in love with the song that you actually hate, you should also incorporate the following things into your video:
- Hula dancing (no idea how you're going to play FFR and hula dance simultaneously, gl hf with that!)
- The phrase "cowabunga"
- The words "silly" and "sax" somewhere in the video (bonus points if you know our real names ^^)
- THE WORDS 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!' My birthday is on Monday, so I feel that it is acceptable to throw in this narcissistic twist (just to clarify, you don't actually have to wish me a happy birthday, you just need to include the words. I'll just pretend like you're saying it to me XDXD)
- Any other TROPICAL elements you can think of that will win you kudos. Wear a lei, sing a hawaiian song, idk, Go CrAzY!!!i! Hell, do a tropical rap incorporating all of these other elements that utterly blows our minds~ (Looking at you, Infinity. xD)
ARE YOU STILL READING?!
Because if you're saying to yourself "no wai in all of sweet Jesusfly's green earth am I doing all of that" (Looking at you, Zak ;D) then listen to this: I WILL GIVE YOU 2K JUST FOR PARTICIPATING. So long as you submit a rageluv video of you playing your song of choice and it's funny/enjoyable to watch, you get 2,000 credits.
THIS SPONCON WILL END AT THE START OF ROUND TWO, at 5 p.m. server time on Sunday :3
Enjoy!!!!
The 'COWABUNGA, B****. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!' sponcon.
WANT A CHANCE TO WIN 40K?
("holy wow Silly that's almost as big as a third place prize in D1! It's like I've already won, fjsdkjflsadfdkf :O")
Then get your video camera out and get ready to RAGE/DANCE/YELL/MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF for credit cash moniez, ya dig?
Here's what you do. Record yourself playing the song that you hate the ABSOLUTE MOST on FFR. Like, the song that makes your blood boil to 400 degrees Kelvin and makes you throw stuff out the window in a fit of unparalled hulk-like raw anger. For me, it's a tie between EHHS and CIA Rave. Can't wait to see yours!
However, you need to pretend like it's your FAVORITE SONG IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. I expect the best way to do this is to be so sarcastic that you're bordering on sounding genuine. (I'm looking at you, Middie :P) Show us your sheer and utter adoration for this piece of doodoo excuse for a song that you've played 2,000 times and still can't SDG. (srsly CIA Rave y u so hard ;_; )
Now, there's no need to actually PA this song well. (I'm looking at you, sunfan, Mr. I-have-way-too-many-AAAs-for-a-D3-player-omg-AAAs-must-AAA-all-of-the-things) Which is a relief, because you hate the song anyway! Instead, you should spend your time doing other things. While you're talking incessantly about how you're madly in love with the song that you actually hate, you should also incorporate the following things into your video:
- Hula dancing (no idea how you're going to play FFR and hula dance simultaneously, gl hf with that!)
- The phrase "cowabunga"
- The words "silly" and "sax" somewhere in the video (bonus points if you know our real names ^^)
- THE WORDS 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!' My birthday is on Monday, so I feel that it is acceptable to throw in this narcissistic twist (just to clarify, you don't actually have to wish me a happy birthday, you just need to include the words. I'll just pretend like you're saying it to me XDXD)
- Any other TROPICAL elements you can think of that will win you kudos. Wear a lei, sing a hawaiian song, idk, Go CrAzY!!!i! Hell, do a tropical rap incorporating all of these other elements that utterly blows our minds~ (Looking at you, Infinity. xD)
ARE YOU STILL READING?!
Because if you're saying to yourself "no wai in all of sweet Jesusfly's green earth am I doing all of that" (Looking at you, Zak ;D) then listen to this: I WILL GIVE YOU 2K JUST FOR PARTICIPATING. So long as you submit a rageluv video of you playing your song of choice and it's funny/enjoyable to watch, you get 2,000 credits.
THIS SPONCON WILL END AT THE START OF ROUND TWO, at 5 p.m. server time on Sunday :3
Enjoy!!!!
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