haha i read the list and immediately was thinking of how funny it would be to take video of me humping the sht outta a mannequin, as well and running down an aisle bowling witha turkey hitting a bunch of 2 liters. lol i SHOULD be able to get funny junk if my friend is able to take me out :P
I totally meant to bowl 3 strikes in a row... not to ACTUALLY bowl a fowl. But I will definitely give full points if you set up 10 2L and throw a bird at them.
Dark_Chrysalis: A Day In The Life
1 point:
Picture of you on a slide
Picture of you in a shopping cart
Picture of you doing the robot Video
Picture of you in the dark with a flashlight on your face
Picture of 2 clocks showing different times
Picture of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Picture of a deck of cards
2 points:
Picture of you jumping in a fountain (+1 point for shirt/pants, +1 point for socks/shoes)
Picture of a watertower
Picture of you wearing a wig
Picture of you with 2 500ml/16oz bottles in your mouth (+1 for each additional bottle)
Picture of you as King Kong on top of a car
Picture of you getting a wedgie (+2 points if it's an Atomic one)
Picture of you with an animal on your head
Picture of you pretending to be in Pulp Fiction
Picture of you holding poker chips (+1 if they're real)
3 points:
Picture of you on the roof of a house (not apartment building) (+1 if in a sleeping bag)
Picture of you giving a homeless person money, at least $1
Picture of you licking a pole
Picture of you with a giant check (money check, not checkmark)
Picture of you kissing a member of the same sex on the lips
Picture of you helping an old lady cross the street
Picture of an ant hill
Picture of you rolling down a hill Video
5 points:
Picture of you eating green eggs and ham (+2 points for extra pics showing the process of making) Video (It's a little long, but worth it)
Picture of you playing Twister with at least 2 other people
Picture of you in a cave
Picture of you guitar battling with a friend
Picture of you dressed as a gangster
Picture of a collage that is your username
8 points:
Picture of a complete PokeDex from Red, Blue, or Yellow
Picture of a hand drawn Tass (either avatar or actual)
Picture of you dressed as Waldo in a crowd of people
Picture of you as a jack-in-the-box Video
Picture of you buying between $1.95-$2.05 worth of Twizzlers between 3:16 and 3:18am
10 points:
Picture of you in a car that costs over $100,000 (+2 if you're actually driving it)
This is a Mercedes Benz 550 SL Roadster. The sticker price was $109,000, but the salesperson wouldn't let me take a shot of the price. This is the best I could get, so w/e if it doesn't work. I guarantee I can't go back and do it again. That guy was giving me looks the whole time, uptight bitch
Picture of you and friends spelling FFR out of people (at least 9 people, +1 per person over 9, capped at 20)
Picture of you riding a unicycle
Picture of you bowling a turkey
Stupid crap camera... you can't see the 'X's, but the frame scores prove there really are 3 strikes in that white glare. Took 3 games to get.
15 points:
Picture of you riding a miniature pony (-5 points if it's a miniature horse)
Picture of you raping a mannequin (or being raped by) in a store window... with people watching
Picture of 50 coins of your country's lowest denomination from each of the past 50 years (either 59-08 or 60-09)
(Some of these pictures aren't the clearest... I did my best :/)
Just a heads up to you guys - I'm going to try to get a few videos in for this. I just finished my first video. All I'll say is that I feel like throwing up now...
1 point:
Picture of you on a slide
Picture of you in a shopping cart
Picture of you doing the robot
Picture of you in the dark with a flashlight on your face
Picture of 2 clocks showing different times
Picture of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Picture of a deck of cards
2 points:
Picture of you jumping in a fountain (+1 point for shirt/pants, +1 point for socks/shoes)
Picture of a watertower
Picture of you wearing a wig
Picture of you with 2 500ml/16oz bottles in your mouth (+1 for each additional bottle)
Picture of you as King Kong on top of a car
Picture of you getting a wedgie (+2 points if it's an Atomic one)
Picture of you with an animal on your head
Picture of you pretending to be in Pulp Fiction
Picture of you holding poker chips (+1 if they're real)
3 points:
Picture of you on the roof of a house (not apartment building) (+1 if in a sleeping bag)
Picture of you giving a homeless person money, at least $1
Picture of you licking a pole
Picture of you with a giant check (money check, not checkmark)
Picture of you kissing a member of the same sex on the lips
Picture of you helping an old lady cross the street
Picture of an ant hill
Picture of you rolling down a hill
5 points:
Picture of you eating green eggs and ham (+2 points for extra pics showing the process of making)
Picture of you playing Twister with at least 2 other people
Picture of you in a cave
Picture of you guitar battling with a friend
Picture of you dressed as a gangster
Picture of a collage that is your username
8 points:
Picture of a complete PokeDex from Red, Blue, or Yellow
Picture of a hand drawn Tass (either avatar or actual)
Picture of you dressed as Waldo in a crowd of people
Picture of you as a jack-in-the-box
Picture of you buying between $1.95-$2.05 worth of Twizzlers between 3:16 and 3:18am
10 points:
Picture of you in a car that costs over $100,000 (+2 if you're actually driving it)
Picture of you and friends spelling FFR out of people (at least 9 people, +1 per person over 9, capped at 20)
Picture of you riding a unicycle
Picture of you bowling a turkey
15 points:
Picture of you riding a miniature pony (-5 points if it's a miniature horse)
Picture of you raping a mannequin (or being raped by) in a store window... with people watching
Picture of 50 coins of your country's lowest denomination from each of the past 50 years (either 59-08 or 60-09)
1 point:
Picture of you on a slide
Picture of you in a shopping cart
Picture of you doing the robot
Picture of you in the dark with a flashlight on your face
Picture of 2 clocks showing different times
Picture of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Picture of a deck of cards
2 points:
Picture of you jumping in a fountain (+1 point for shirt/pants, +1 point for socks/shoes)
Picture of a watertower
Picture of you wearing a wig
Picture of you with 2 500ml/16oz bottles in your mouth (+1 for each additional bottle)
Picture of you as King Kong on top of a car
Picture of you getting a wedgie (+2 points if it's an Atomic one)
Picture of you with an animal on your head
Picture of you pretending to be in Pulp Fiction
Picture of you holding poker chips (+1 if they're real)
3 points:
Picture of you on the roof of a house (not apartment building) (+1 if in a sleeping bag)
Picture of you giving a homeless person money, at least $1
Picture of you licking a pole
Picture of you with a giant check (money check, not checkmark)
Picture of you kissing a member of the same sex on the lips
Picture of you helping an old lady cross the street
Picture of an ant hill
Picture of you rolling down a hill
5 points:
Picture of you eating green eggs and ham (+2 points for extra pics showing the process of making)
Picture of you playing Twister with at least 2 other people
Picture of you in a cave
Picture of you guitar battling with a friend
Picture of you dressed as a gangster
Picture of a collage that is your username
8 points:
Picture of a complete PokeDex from Red, Blue, or Yellow
Picture of a hand drawn Tass (either avatar or actual)
Picture of you dressed as Waldo in a crowd of people
Picture of you as a jack-in-the-box
Picture of you buying between $1.95-$2.05 worth of Twizzlers between 3:16 and 3:18am
10 points:
Picture of you in a car that costs over $100,000 (+2 if you're actually driving it)
Picture of you and friends spelling FFR out of people (at least 9 people, +1 per person over 9, capped at 20)
Picture of you riding a unicycle
Picture of you bowling a turkey
15 points:
Picture of you riding a miniature pony (-5 points if it's a miniature horse)
Picture of you raping a mannequin (or being raped by) in a store window... with people watching
Picture of 50 coins of your country's lowest denomination from each of the past 50 years (either 59-08 or 60-09)
Tass, it's a GIRL. We've been over this before D: I'll check the list and if there's points for taking another picture with you then that i'll do it again :3 Take the damn free chicken this time.
I had the misfortune of becoming active again the day the 3rd PSH ended... and have been waiting since.
Ready to dethrone Jteh now...
EDIT: I removed all the pictures that my mom would flip out about, mainly because she found out about them :/
They were funny, though.
Please note: I have an extreme vengeance against Jteh.
.:[ Pics ]:. 1 point: Picture of you on a slide
Picture of you in a shopping cart
X
Picture of you doing the robot; employees always want to help, for some reason
Picture of you in the dark with a flashlight on your face; I have quite a funny-looking nose
Picture of two clocks showing different times
Picture of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Picture of a deck of cards
2 points: Picture of you jumping in a fountain (+1 pt for shirt/pants, +1 pt for socks/shoes) I GOT ALL WET OH YEAH BBY!
Picture of a watertower; I traveled 20 miles round trip to get this pic
tomorrow-Picture of you wearing a wig
Picture of you with 2 500ml/16oz bottles in your mouth (+1 for each additional bottle); 2x 20 oz Picture of you as King Kong on top of a car
Picture of you getting a wedgie (+2 points if it's an Atomic one); it's an eternal wedgie! WOOO THONGS!
X
Picture of you with an animal on your head
Picture of you pretending to be in Pulp Fiction; censored for those who can't seem to handle the truth.
X
Picture of you holding poker chips (+1 if they're real); sorry, couldn't get hold of real ones
3 points: Picture of you on the roof of a house (+1 if in a sleeping bag); why on earth a sleeping bag...
Picture of you giving a homeless person money, at least $1; the hobos in Portland are quite friendly
Picture of you licking a pole; this took at least eight tries, and of course, I got herpes from it -Picture of you with a giant check (money check, not checkmark) Picture of you kissing a member of the same sex on the lips- this would've been impossible for me to upload... my parents stalk me too much
sunday-Picture of you helping an old lady cross the street
Picture of an ant hill
Picture of you rolling down a hill
5 points: Picture of you eating green eggs and ham (+2 points for extra pics showing the process of making);
there. I made it. It tasted..... green. Picture of you playing Twister with at least 2 other people
Picture of you in a cave; Mulberry Cave!
Picture of you guitar battling with a friend
Picture of you dressed as a gangster; Sorry for not tucking in my shirt, I ain't that classy.
Picture of a collage that is your username; hey luk! poop!
8 points: Picture of a complete PokeDex from Red, Blue, or Yellow- THIS IS FRICKIN' IMPOSSIBLE!!!
NO ONE HAS ONE- Not even the guy who was 8th best in the nation at Pokemon in middle school has one. Picture of a hand drawn Tass (either avatar or actual)
Picture of you dressed as Waldo in a crowd of people
Picture of you as a jack-in-the-box; I was wearing my church clothes-
I should get more points for getting completely covered in DIRT! ;D jk Picture of you buying between $1.95-$2.05 worth of Twizzlers between 3:16 and 3:18am
10 points: Picture of you in a car that costs over $100,000 (+2 if you're actually driving it)
Picture of you and friends spelling FFR out of people; who said I had friends?
Picture of you riding a unicycle Picture of you bowling a turkey<--- I haven't gone bowling in four years
15 points: Picture of you riding a miniature pony (-5 points if it's a miniature horse)
Picture of you raping a mannequin w/ people watching; making sweet, sweet love Picture of 50 coins of your country's lowest denomination from each of the past 50 years (either 59-08 or 60-09) I started at 1958, oops
25 points:
Picture of you with Tass<---yeah right :[
Why the **** didn't you wear your FFR shirt in that vid, rubix?
Also I think for any of your other pictures to count, you must wear cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. Then when you do the kissing of the same sex, you can just convince yourself you're roleplaying Brokeback Mountain!
Originally posted by Jem
Jem is my name. No one else is the same!
You're Aja Leith of the Holograms! You're very exotic, intelligent and sophisticated.
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